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Moin - #Puschkowski und Herr #Shork stellen euch mal ☕️ hin.

#PlushiesOfMastodon #FediPlushies #Plushies #Plüschies #Blåhaj #Smolhaj #GutenMorgen #GoodMorning

English: A vibrant green plush toy with big eyes and a blåhaj are positioned near a colorful mug filled with coffee.

Deutsch: Ein leuchtend grünes Plüschtier mit großen Augen und ein Blåhaj befinden sich neben einer farbenfrohen Tasse Kaffee.

*summ summ* Herr Shork und die Grummelkatze stellen euch leckeren Kaffee hin.

😾: Plörre! /Grump

:BlobhajShock: : Leckeres Getränk, Katze. Wieso Plörre?

😾: Nicht aus Sumatra!

:Blobhaj: : Ist doch keine Plörre, nur weil die Kaffeebohnen nicht von Sumatra stammen?

😾: Doch!

:blobhaj_reach: : Aber leckere Plörre, oder?

😾: Ja!

:blobhajmlem: : 🤭😇

#PlushiesOfMadtodon #Plushies #Plüschies #Blåhaj #Smolhaj #Shork #Grummelkatze #GrumpyCat

English: A coffee mug sits in the center, flanked by two plushies: a cat with a grumpy expression on the left and a blåhaj (smolhaj) on the right. The background features soft, blurred colors, creating a cozy setting.

Deutsch: Eine Kaffeetasse steht in der Mitte, flankiert von zwei Plüschtieren: einer Katze mit einem mürrischen Ausdruck auf der linken Seite und einem Blåhaj (Smolhaj) auf der rechten Seite. Der Hintergrund zeigt weiche, verschwommene Farben, die eine gemütliche Umgebung schaffen.

:bigblobhajhug: Yay, Haj-Zuwachs: Jetzt sind’s 2 Shorks & 1 Shonk 🥰
Welcome, big cuddly one :blobhaj_heart:

#PlushiesOfMastodon #PlushiesOfTheFediverse #Plushies #Plüschies #Blåhaj #Smolhaj #Shork #Shonk

Englidh: Three plush blåhajar, two smolhajar and one big blåhaj, are stacked on a blanket. The sharks are soft, with blue bodies and light-colored undersides, and cute facial expressions.

Deutsch: Drei Plüsch-Blåhajar, zwei Smolhajar und ein großer Blåhaj liegen auf einer Decke. Die Haie sind weich, mit blauen Körpern, hellen Unterseiten und niedlichen Gesichtsausdrücken.

:BlobhajShock: Du, Mrs. Shork? Ich hab gehoert, heute kommt großer Besuch, der auch hier wohnen wird. Ich hoffe, da wird keine Raubkatze angeschleppt?!

:bigblobhajhug: Glaub ich nicht. Ich hab aber was von einem schwedischen Kollegy von @hapi gehört. Mal gucken, was das wird 🥰

#PlushiesOfMastodon #PlushiesOfTheFediverse #Plushies #Plüschies #Blåhaj #Smolhaj #Shork #Shonk

English: The image features two plush blåhajar (Smolhajar) facing each other, showcasing their soft textures and distinct facial features. The picture frame is a gradient in rainbow colours.

Deutsch: Das Bild zeigt zwei Plüsch-Blåhaje (Smolhaje), die sich anschauen. Der Bildrahmen zeigt einen regenbogenfarbigen Farbverlauf.

POV: Pause mit Herrn #Shork, weil innerer Akku leer 🪫

#Plushies #Plüschies #Blåhaj #Smolhaj

English: A close-up of a plush blåhaj, featuring a soft blue and white „fur“, with friendly, prominent eyes and stitched teeth.

Deutsch: Nahaufnahme eines Plüsch-Blåhaj mit einem weichen blau-weißen „Fell“, freundlichen markanten Augen und Zähnen.

*summ summ* Herr Shork wünscht euch eine gute Nacht (und zieht sich jetzt die Decke über den Kopf 🙂)
:blobhaj_tiny_hearts:

#PlushiesOfMastodon #Plushies #Plüschies #Blåhaj #Smolhaj #Shork #Shonk

English: A plush blåhaj wrapped in a colorful striped blanket, resting on a bed with a white textured pillow.

Deutsch: Ein Plüsch-Blåhaj hat sich in eine bunt gestreifte Decke eingewickelt und es sich auf einem weißen Kissen gemütlich gemacht.

G‘d night :blobhaj_tiny_hearts:

#PlushiesOfMastodon #Blåhaj #Smolhaj #Shork #Shonk #HerrShork

English: A close-up of a plush blåhaj resting on a blue blanket. The shark features soft textures, a white underbelly, and a friendly expression.

Deutsch: Nahaufnahme eines Plüsch-Blåhaj, der auf einer blauen Decke liegt. Er hat weiches blaues „Fell“, einen weißen Bauch und einen freundlichen Gesichtsausdruck.

#38C3 seen a #shork dress

WHAT! NEOMOJIMIXER HAS NEOHAJ NOW????? YOOOOO THAT'S SICK AS FUCK YESSSSS #neomojimixer #neohaj #blahaj #lgbtq #gay #lesbian #trans #femboy #shork #shark #bisexual #pansexual

This is the largest Blahaj that IKEA sells at approximately 39 inches… does anyone know where one can acquire one about double this size? :Blobhaj_Default: #blahaj #ikea #shork

#meme #memes #shark #shork #blacknoseShark

Tumblr post mentioning that "The blacknose shark is not known to post a danger to humans"

Another user quoted: "yeah we can tell" in reference to the blacknose shark's nervous looking expression.

For the 48th anniversary of the release of Jaws, here's a shark attacking me on a much too small boat. 100% real and not in any way an animatronic. 1990s?

#ThrowbackThursday #Jaws #Shark #Shork

A head of an animatronic Great White Shark coming out of the water with mouth open and showing multiple teeth. In the background is a bay shore with trees and an industrial facility on fire and smoking.

I found #BlåhajOS:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenVMS

#Blåhaj #Shark #Shork #VMS #OpenVMS

#shork on the ~~road~~ #railway … to #gearanddance #gnd #blahaj #haj #puppy #pupplay #puppyplay #humanPup #gaypup #gaypuppy #GayPupPlay #bahngay #zug #train #ice #gearndance

Shark (IKEA plush blahaj) in green bag being carried by human hand

Reflecting on this post, I think that #blahaj are so hard to get because my state (and even the area around it) is flooded with #trans people, especially #transfems
My #ikea is the only one in the state and many other nearby states completely lack an IKEA altogether.
#shork #shark #mtf #transgender #nonbinary

https://mastodon.lol/@Starcross/109589904149126426

I went to #ikea to try to buy #blahaj , and was told that they were out of stock. The ones on the racks had zip ties on them. Supposedly the ones I showed are all displays. The worst part is that, online, it said the #shork was in stock 😭
#retail

Two blue ikea sharks are the focus of the picture. Directly above ans below are many black and white whales. All plushes mentioned are zip-tied.
Below that are bins of orange and green dinosaur plushies.

A blahaj with a plastic tag on it that says $29.99 along with a short description of the product. Below are metal baskets of some black plushes, a blue plush, and many orange octopi.

NEW UPDATE with proper IRL confirmation to come next week!!!

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for BabyHaj 2022 listing (from ikea.se) is CONFIRMED in stock at many IKEA #denmark locations including Odense, Copenhagen (Taastrup), and most likely Aarhus as well.

This information coming from a phone call to IKEA Denmark customer support :)

#blahaj #babyhaj #shark #shork #babyshark

Shork is a blåhaj who likes to swim in the Atlantic ocean and eat fish. You can follow at:

➡️ @shork

Shork is from https://blahaj.social, a server for people who own at least one Ikea blåhaj.

#Shork #blåhaj #blahaj #StevenShork #Shark #Ikea #Animals #Fun

#Shork

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