#UniversalLifeChurch

teledyn π“‚€teledyn@mstdn.ca
2024-06-23

@jeffowski @dyckron

OK, so, you laugh, BUT did you know that it was ONLY the #UniversalLifeChurch who lobbied Congress to allow Wiccan soldiers to have the Pentagram on their gravestones?

And yes, before you ask, I was ordained by Kirby Hensley himself.

Why was this? Would all the other priests and pastors look into widowed eyes and just grunt 'nope'? That ain't spiritual, that's just evil.

RamenCatholic 🐒🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-09-14

Note to Self @BrokenPath
This would be the perfect little mobile #church for a #ministry on the go! #UniversalLifeChurch

Top #wishlist item ($50k-ish):
happiercamper.com/pages/hc1-st

BrokenPath MinistryBrokenPath@beige.party
2023-08-28

I need help starting a #Universalist #Ministry in the #SouthWestMetro of the #TwinCities #MN

#Church #ChurchForTheChurchless #Minister #Ministers #OrdainedClergy
(Please feel free to reply all or only to me here)

1. Recruitment - Founding #Clergy / #BoardMembers
* I was #ordained through the #UniversalLifeChurch but would love to work with clergy from other #churches too - as long as you're interested in #ReligousLiteracy & ReligiousLiberty
* Want/Need to be ordained? While there are many legally reconized churchs available online, I personally recommend: ulchq.com/ordination.htm

2. General advice
* Help! I've got a lot of paperwork done & ready for review, but I'm not sure of my next steps.
* I need an address (not my home, not a PO Box) to set all /this up - for paperwork & banking purposes. What free or low cost options do I have?
* Any recommendations for selecting a #RegisteredAgent are welcomed!

3. Soft legal advice
* What, exactly, is the difference between a #Ministry and a #church (if any)?
*TBD

Doctor LURKdoctorLURK
2023-06-12

I happen to be a (barely-)ordained minister, the same way thousands of us are - through the good old - because good friends who helped plan and run our wedding asked me to officiate theirs a year later, and I couldn't very well say no. Happily, I now get to flex my ministerial muscles once again!

A friend of my spouse and her fiancΓ© have asked me to help them jump the broom this coming Friday in a low-key ceremony. I'm flattered and humbled. Wish me luck!

StefGoStefGo
2023-05-16


Hi! I recently became a minister at Universal Life Church www.ulc.org.
I would like to order some stuff for a wedding, but they take $30 s/h per order for overseas. Not saying it is not reasonable, it's just a lot.
So.... I am looking for someone to split s/h with. They would combine orders, I already checked that.
Any ideas for other to broaden my search for a shopping-shipping companion?
THX!! Stef

RamenCatholic 🐒🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-05-07

I'm making some tri-fold #ReligiousTracts for #WokeJesus - I'd like some handouts for #Pride for a #EverthingJesusSaidAbout series.

Below are the drafts of some covers, check out my #ShittyArt πŸ˜„ The insides of the #pamphlets are blank (except for a brief commentary section, ofc, to debunk BS).

Which sketch do you "like" best?
#JoinIn #Boost

#ShortSermon
#LGBTQIA #TransRightsAreHumanRights #AbortionIsHealthcare #ULC #UniversalLifeChurch #BrokenPathMinistry #BrokenPathULC

Rough drafts of "Woke Jesus" pamphlet covers, part of a series of "What Jesus Said About..." Abortion and the LGBTQIA+ community.

The sketches of Woke Jesus are childish, but look like some dude with a beard.
Universal Life MFNulmfn@unbound.social
2023-05-05
RamenCatholic 🐒🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-04-12
RamenCatholic 🐒🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-03-05

@qurlyjoe I suuuck at asking for money, and keep losing the $Billion PowerBall.

If you're not already ordained, you may want to check out the #UniversalLifeChurch #ULC

HQ & main congregation
ulchq.com

Ordination application
ulchq.com/ordination.htm

RamenCatholic 🐒🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-02-10

Bonus #FollowFriday suggestion - I'm excited to see the #UniversalLifeChurch is officially on Mastodon!

@ulmfn

I'm hoping to build a congregation in #Minnesota (online & mobile ministry) in 2023!

#ULC #ReligiousLiberty #ReligiousLiteracy #Ministry #Ordination #Church #DoThatWhichIsRight

Universal Life MFNulmfn@unbound.social
2023-02-09

While Christian denominations debate the dignity and worth of #lgbtq folks, the #UniversalLifeChurch has endorsed anyone who asks to do their own thing since 1962.

It doesn't have to be complicated.

universallifechurch.internatio

RamenCatholic 🐒🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-02-06

I want to start an #online #congregation of the #ULC #church in #Minnesota in 2023.

Long-term, I want to create a #Mobile #Ministry to provide the services of the clergy to those who ask.

* How can I collect donations so that I can afford to file for #Nonprofit status?

* Is there even a demand for a #MicroChurch that essentially worships the concept of #ReligiousLiberty?

* How to money?

* HAAALP! AHHHHH!

#Reblog #JoinIn #AdviceWanted
#UniversalLifeChurch www.ulc.net

2023-01-17

Mir war langweilig, ich weiß ja nicht was andere so machen, aber ich bin seit 10 Min Pfarrer πŸ™‚
#UniversalLifeChurch

RamenCatholic 🐒🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-01-08

Wanna be a cool #minister like me? The #UniversalLifeChurch will #ordain anyone, for free!

We believe in doing "that which is right," and that each person has the responsibility to determine what is right for themselves; as long as it is non-fraudulent & does not infringe on the rights of others. #ULC #ReligiousLiberty

This is NOT an instant #ordination at a click; an actual person reviews the applications before approval to ensure its not a joke/pet's name.

ulc.net/get-ordained/

Pronounced β€˜wooly bully’W00l33B00l33@c.im
2022-12-16

It’s official. I am an #ordained #minister thanks to #UniversalLifeChurch. Need a chump to officiate a wedding, a ritual divorce, an exorcism, or some other crap? I’m your guy; hit me up! Disclaimer: I don’t really follow that God guy. He’s fine but his closest crew are mostly assholes. I’m into the #Smub, an entity formerly consisting of individual superbeings who decided to join forces (and identities) in the #GreatSmush. This may sound crazy to folks, but any crazier than other religions?!?! #PraiseTheSmub #SmibbitySmub

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