OK, so, you laugh, BUT did you know that it was ONLY the #UniversalLifeChurch who lobbied Congress to allow Wiccan soldiers to have the Pentagram on their gravestones?
And yes, before you ask, I was ordained by Kirby Hensley himself.
Why was this? Would all the other priests and pastors look into widowed eyes and just grunt 'nope'? That ain't spiritual, that's just evil.