@zackwhittaker
Constitution...?
We don't need no stinkin' Constitution.

USA...! USA...! USA...! USA...! etc.
☠️ 🇺🇸 ☠️
#doomed #worsttimeline

JFC, looks like the end of online course work might be coming, thanks to #aislop Companies are offering free hook the students trials.

It will impersonate a student and log into the LMS and submit assignments for them. #worsttimeline #llm #whatnext

@EuromaidanPress
Fuck the IOC. Fuck the Olympics. Fuck the World Cup.

Fuck all these backwards upside down shitheads.
#doomed #worsttimeline #fucktheIOC

@AnarchoNinaAnalyzes
They're actually doing the opposite of what they are legally bound to do.

Not that it matters a single iota.
#doomed #worsttimeline

@MichaelEMann
🙈 🙉 🙊
"As history confirms, people will change their minds about almost anything, from which god they worship to how they style their hair. But when it comes to existential judgments, human beings in general have an unfalteringly good opinion of themselves and their condition in this world and are steadfastly confident they are not a collection of self-conscious nothings."
- Thomas Ligotti
#doomed #worsttimeline #climatecrisis

@Natasha_Jay
Hours of fear and depression interrupted by moments of joyless shadudenfreude.
☠️
#worsttimeline

The next time you’re in a grocery store in the United States you should ask yourself: do the managers, executives, and board members eat this product themselves? Or are they making garbage and think you’re garbage and that’s why they insist on selling it to you?

https://www.foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/campbell-soup-executive-allegedly-calls-company-products-sh-poor-people-secret-recording

#us #food #worstTimeline #soup #processedfood

"Why is Same-Sex Marriage in the News Again?"

Sigh.

Kentucky.

I'm not surprised.
I'm disappointed+ angry.

#Christendom
#ChristianDom
#Dominion
#SevenMountains
#Evangelicals
#ChristianRight
#MAGA
#AltRight
#Conservatives
#RepublicanParty
#SupremeCourt
#WorstTimeline
#Kentucky
#SCOTUS
#USPol
#qiltbag
#lgbtqia
#marriage
#law

https://taggmagazine.com/why-is-same-sex-marriage-in-the-news-again/

@karenattiah.bsky.social Thoroughly cooked. People using LLMs for therapy are going to need therapy to ween off from them.

#WorstTimeline #AI #LLMs

@FluentInFinance in a normal society, this would be a net positive.

amazon would be able to make marginally more profits, efficiency would go up, and a lot of workers would enjoy free money for a long while.

However, we're doing it in the worst way possible, so amazon reaps all the benefits of this improvement, which was made possible by the contributions of dozen of thousands of underpaid and exploited people, if not more.

#worstTimeline

No - I promise that I am “not high” - but the following occurred to me when I woke up…

So, currently many people say “this is the worst timeline” - and that could still be true.

However, I think that the way things are going this “timeline” is either a simulation - or someone’s work of “speculative fiction”…

This is the pivotal crux point where “it all goes off the rails”.

Nazi fascists are back in power, the climate is going to collapse, the billionaires are running amok, there are just so many things that seem like “plot points” or “what if” events (if a simulation).

Not that it matters to us who are in it - we are bound by the overall rules/narrative and consequences will occur.

What is also interesting to think about is… Who are the “main characters”?

#simulationtheory #worsttimeline #fiction #philosophy #simulation #simulations #ai

𝙈𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘮: 𝘋𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘋𝘪𝘷𝘦
by #FrancescaFiorentini

"This administration is unwell. Their online posting habits are evidence enough. If they were a friend we’d probably recommend touching grass. Or therapy. But they are not our friends -- rather, they are wannabe fascists who are disappearing immigrants and demonizing anyone who disagrees with them.

In this deep dive Francesca explores how Trump’s propaganda derives from the very bowels of the internet that Trump’s victories have pulled from: the gamers, the incels, the 4chan and 8chan white nationalists...

...It’s extra rich that FBI director Kash Patel claims he’s ‘going after nihilistic extremists who were radicalized online’. He should start by looking in the mirror."

#TheBitchuationRoom #WhiteNationalism #WhiteSupremacy #KnowYourMeme #AIslop #propaganda #HostileGovernmentTakeover #technofascism #WorstTimeline

https://youtu.be/np0ztYFxaHk

TFW you have a new meme-ish reaction to use and you're waiting for the world to deliver some positive posts you can use it in response to...

#TFW #WorstTimeline #meme #reaction #positive

What a time to be alive!

#TheHorrors #TheBadPlace #MirrorUniverse #WorstTimeline #BizarroEarth #Htrae #WeAreInHell

@rubenbolling #worsttimeline

@damianwalsh @robb

I--
🤦‍♂️
jfc

Worst. Timeline. Ever.

"Most people learn to save themselves by artificially limiting the content of consciousness."
- Thomas Ligotti
#doomed #worsttimeline

@Pinchy63

Toddlers learn and improve with time.

Senile morons just get worse and worse.

#WorstPresidentEver #WorstTimeline

@andrewg
I'm not from the UK...
What is the RNLI?

I'm glad you asked!
The RNLI is the Royal National Lifeboat Institution...a group of people Saving Lives at Sea.

IF you have to defend these people, you can rest assured we do indeed live in THE WORST-FUCKING-TIMELINE EVER.
I hate this fucking planet.
#doomed
#worsttimeline
Royal National Lifeboat Institution website:
https://rnli.org/

So in #Bluey there is a canonically annoying noisy toy, Chattermax, so annoying that even the kids get tired of it after a while.

Some company is actually making the thing, because apparently they hate parents

#Chattermax #WorstTimeline

#WorstTimeline