Lmst

We grow quality cats.
#YoshiOneEye #HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi One-Eye, a fat tabby, and Harley Quinn, an almost black tortoiseshell with cinnamon and cream splotches, snooze in flower pots.

Yoshi is going to town on the remains of my Pasta Gorgonzola! 😜
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi One-Eye licks Gorgonzola Sauce out of a bowl, inhaling the more than occasional noodle alongside. There's little chubks of bacon in the sauce, too.

We grow quality cats.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi One-Eye, a fat tabby cat, fills a flower pot and snores loudly.

We grow quality cats.
#YoshiOneEye #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi One-Eye, a very fat tabby, curls up in a flower pot.

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi, a fat tabby cat with one eye, sits on a paving stone, watching me with her one eye.

Yoshi One-Eye plots my imminent demise.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi, a fat tabby cat with one eye, uses her one eye to burn a hole in the back of my head, as she plots my downfall.

Yoshi guards the apple tree.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

A fat tabby cat stands guard in the sunshine over a concrete planter box with a potted apple tree sprout inside.

Draw me like one of your French girls...
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi sleepily peers up at me with her one eye as I disturb her slumber on couch cushions.

Feeding time at the zoo.
Top-Bottom:
#PussyGalore #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Feeding time at the zoo.
Top to bottom:
#PussyGalore
#YoshiOneEye
#HarleyQuinn

Not shown is #EmmaPeel, who's being a bitch.

#Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

3 cats devour cat food: Pussy, a grey tiger tabby, Yoshi, a fat tabby, and Harley, an almost black tortoiseshell with cinnamon and cream splotches.

@instantiatethis
We have a #OneEyedCat, as well. I seem to recall several people here (#HephalumpWorld) having one.

😜 We should form a club.

#YoshiOneEye #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi One-Eye is a fat one-eyed tabby cat. Here she is looking right at the camera, expecting food.

@lclarke522

@donni

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

@batkaren

my mom fucked a bat

@HadasWeiss

dm “thanks for the follow” and i’ll unfollow, only sayin this once

no rude posts

"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"

@Livingmarble

Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
Writer/Editor at The Beaverton
Vancouver, Canada
I'm mostly on Bluesky

@Gogs

Your Occasional Adequacy

Very much just saying things, really.

 All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to

@partnumber2

A small intro: I’m someone of no importance. I’m not frightened of dying. What scares me is NOT dying. 
Survived cancer and various other things/people that have tried to kill me.
If it ain’t Pompey, politics or nonsense I ain’t interested 😎
Dum vivimus, vivamus

@VeryBadLlama

Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat.

@the_anastasia

That girl...you know the one... linktr.ee/the_anastasia

@Alice

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

@ElleGray

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

@LikeItOrLumpIt

✨BRAIN GLITTER ZOMBIE✨SEROTONYMPH✨Your Source for StupiToots© ✨ #NewYork 🗽 #Syracuse Alt Txt avatar is a gif of a smiling Caucasian woman with light long hair, in a Halloween theme orange and black frame, graveyard, and black cat. Alt Text Header: I "heart" New York sign at Geneva New York Oct 2023 #nosearch #noindex

🚫 Sober Ally--Not into recreational drugs or alcohol 🚫

**Pink Sparkle**

@LRRRonEarth

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

@Kierkegaanks

Normalize calling Sam Altman ai-nāṣir.

@MAJ1

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian

https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe

@healyn

Hi! I'm healyn. You may remember me from such instances as mastodon.social

He/Him

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Blippy, a suspiciously majestic Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

--

#Bassist #EveryDayIsCaturday #Audrey #PoultryCoroner #RandomShoes #BongSignal #GangsOfNovember #TheArtOfShitposting

Cats: #YoshiOneEye #EmmaPeel #PussyGalore #HarleyQuinn
#NotOurCat: #Humba #Zardoz #Franz

@tobestewart

Somethng s mssng from your lfe
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tobyartste1

@TheBreadmonkey

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

🌱

He/Him

📷 @TheBreadmonkey

Want to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

#fedi22

@maxleibman

Solutions architect (before that, in project management). Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.

Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

@Nickiquote

Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He/him.

The Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https://justmytoots.com/@Nickiquote@mstdn.social

Avi: himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin’s eyes staring out over sunglasses.

@Suzdal92

NOTE- Newly moved over from Mastodon Social. I realized Beige Party is more my style. Please follow back if we used to be mutuals. Thank you!!! *Gen-X mom in KY *Cog in the corporate machine  *Fuck the GOP  *Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️  *Yes to Love, Kindness, and Irreverent Humor *Sweary

@MamasPinkyToe

I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things.

@wendinoakland

Drinking tea 🫖 taking photos. Definitely a dog person. Former graphic designer, now a volunteer making old things beautiful. I like brutalism and chairs (and uranium glass). Oakland, CA, previously NYC & London.🖖🏼 She/her/ma’am. Pro-abortion. In the Fediverse since Nov 22. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #BLM #NAFO #Simpsons #nobridge #guillotinis🍸

The kittys are hovering close by me tonight. 😜
#HarleyQuinn #EmmaPeel #YoshiOneEye #PussyGalore #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley, an almost black tortoiseshell cat with cinnamon and cream splotches, lays on the backrest of the couch. Emma, a tuxedo cat, lays on the arm of the couch. Yoshi, a fat tabby cat, lies on the couch. Pussy, our other cat, is visible in the kitchen doorway as a pair of eyes glowing in the flash.

Yoshi One-Eye gets some lovin'.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi, a fat one-eyed tabby, enjoys ministrations pn her neck and ears.

I am reminded of that meme "On The Persistence Of Floofs."

#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi One-Eye, top, a fat grey tabby, and Emma Peel, a tuxedo, snooze on the cat tree.

Yoshi barely fits into the cubbyhole on the cat tree, but it's her favorite chill spot.
#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi chills in a cubbyhole on the cat tree, peeping out the window with her one eye.

Feeding time at the zoo. Tonight's menu is codfish. 🐟

Top to bottom: #PussyGalore, #YoshiOneEye, #EmmaPeel, #HarleyQuinn.

#EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Four cats chow down on codfish with gusto.
Top to bottom: Pussy Galore, a grey shorthair tabby, Yoshi One-Eye OneEye, a fat tabby, EmmaPeel, a tuxedo, and Harley Quinn, an almost black tortoiseshell with cinnamon and cream splotches.

Yoshi One-Eye takes her post.

🙄 This used to be a semi-secluded arch in greenery.

The Kraken, lower right, is slowly growing back after the "gardening crew" broke every long waving arm on it. It probably won't be "ready" to tilt until late spring 2025.

#YoshiOneEye #OneEyedCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #TheKraken