#badmath

Oliver Kurthokurth@mas.to
2025-05-02

Wait, what? Biden saved 4 billion people? Half of the world's population? I don't remember the headlines.

"The White House says that the US customs agency apprehended more than 21,000 pounds of fentanyl at the border in the last fiscal year, enough to kill 4 billion people. "

theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m

#badmath

Oliver Kurthokurth@mas.to
2025-05-01

If you live in the US, Bondi probably saved your life, proven by math:

slate.com/news-and-politics/20

1 kg of fentanyl * .1518 (current purity level) * 1000 (to convert to grams) / by .002 (amount needed for a deadly dose) = lethal dose of fentanyl

So, 3,400 Kg of fentanyl seized in Trump’s first 100 days

3400*.1518

*1000

/.002

=258,060,000 deadly doses

They either really are this stupid, or assume everyone else is.

#bondi #fentanyl #trump #badmath

2024-11-09

well then, I’m all red-faced. when doing math it helps ever so much to start with the correct total.

so, I indeed have more on my Paypal card than I usually have after my once a month “large” income.

I’ll close the door quietly as I slink out.

#BadMath #BrokenBrain

2024-09-14

youtube.com/watch?v=EnOX-Z5SeK Tonight at 9 EDT we have the most ambitious superhero crossover since Avengers: Endgame. We have two champions of cluelessness, Terrence Howard and Billy Carson continue to defend their controversial new stance on math 1 x 1 = 2. #math #badmath

2024-08-11

@mugatwo 3+2+1=6, so six hours of drinking covers all three rules according to my math #math #defcon #badmath #doasisaynotasido

Bruce "grymoire" Barnett :loading:grymoire@infosec.exchange
2024-04-06

If you know an engineer, are an engineer or even worse, are MARRIED to an engineer, you should watch this comedian. To quote Stefon, this comedian has EVERYTHING. #Powerpoint, #flowcharts, #statistics, #BadMath, #GeeksVsNerds, #VennDiagrams, #MarriageAdvice, you name it. (Sorry about the ads.) youtu.be/kwz-Md6OoyA

🔏 Matthias Wiesmannthias
2023-11-29

I realised my blog entry unicode support should have a clearer title, as it's is basically an explanation on how not do to complex numbers…

wiesmann.codiferes.net/wordpre

Steve MacLellanSteveM2020
2023-10-25

Alberta's Pension Plan feud escalates amid public feedback panel'.

Smith’s UCP government says an AB plan would deliver better returns and lower payments.

Other economists and the board say the estimate is based on an absurd calculation that Alberta will get half of all C-P-P assets if it leaves the plan.

Danni and The Grifters 'don't do math....

calgary.citynews.ca/2023/10/24

2023-08-03

@vowe All math shall be done in tally marks!

#badmath #badmathematics

is this thing on? (Eric FG)techsquared@geekdom.social
2023-03-25

what folks are calling AI (aka "complex and flawed math") might make interesting images, but can it ever make Art? #art #ai #badmath

2023-03-05

So, something doesn’t seem quite right about this poll of mine…
#BadMath #Mastodon #DaylightSavingTime #poll

A poll about daylight saving time has 4 options. 3 of them show 63% of the total results
Laszlo Xalierixalieri@mastodon.art
2023-01-10
Laszlo Xalierixalieri@mastodon.art
2023-01-09
Laszlo Xalierixalieri@mastodon.art
2023-01-08
Laszlo Xalierixalieri@mastodon.art
2023-01-08
2019-06-05

@sjw Well I'm still asking myself why does an octopus only have 4 tentacles.
#OCD #badmath

🎓 Doc Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱freemo@qoto.org
2019-04-05

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