The Total Electric Home. The Home of the Future.
(I've put a link to the YT video at the end of my observations.)
"When you enter the electric home, you get electrocuted."
"The pride and joy of the man of the house is the weather control center. With it, you can summon a tornado in the game room."
Jim: "Neat weather center, eh?"
Bob: "It is swell! What does this button do?"
Jim: "DON'T PUSH IT! IT DETONATES A NUC..."
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"With individual hampers, your clothes are sorted by type, because it is very important to do a load of socks, and then a load of panties, and then a load of shirt, and a lot of pants, etc."
"Whenever he wants it, the man of the house can start the electric grill and demonstrate that he knows only one recipe, hamburgers."
"There's a miraculous microwave oven with works through the magical movement of electrons!"
:catthinking: Actually, some of the stuff they show does look like magic. They were being a bit enthusiastic.
"Never before has so much fun been organized in such a compact area. Nobody like higgledy-piggledy fun. No, it has to be organized."
"There's even a system to show your own home movies. Movies that are sure to bore the bejeezus out of all your neighbors."
"A sliding wall reveals a projector, and the projector in turn reveals a sliding wall."
"In the health center, you can nuke yourself with UV lights, a sure way to get cancer."
"Look at how tightly packed those tools are. Daddy is a real stickler for organization."
"There are even windscreens that move at the touch of the button, to provide protection from Daddy's farts."
"And now, the jewel of the house, the porn center, where peo... 💥 "
Come to think of it, my apartment is entirely electrically powered. I am living in the home of the future! :derpface:
https://youtu.be/IRrMLaiiAGY
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