@Yumesaya I only know who this is because my kids watch #FailBoat play Kirby on YouTube

When your nice (maybe slightly overproofed?) sourdough batards slide off the peel too fast and over the back of the steel, then you get try to fix their position and one sticks to the back of the oven, and then you grab it and drag it back, stretching it along the way, and they both deflate like sad little week old carnival balloons...

Here's hoping the oven spring at least makes them edible! 🤞#baking #cooking #bread #failboat

Did I only just now realize that the multiple failed test swatches I made of a pattern I'd converted from cuff down to toe up kept coming out so weird because I screwed up and missed a bunch of rows in the pattern repeat during the conversion? Maybe... #knitting #failboat

@TechCrunch and the spamming has already started - I have 2 samples from just the last 24 hours.

abuse@substack.com is defunct (which violates #ISO standards), an auto response from their Zendesk instance points to substack [DOT] com/support which is an #AI #bot #hellscape with no help whatsoever

#SubstackSucks #substack #SubstackSpammers #substackFailboat #substackIgnoresAbuseComplaints #trustandSafety #trustandabuse #spam #spammers #noTrust #allAbuse
#failboat

@realTuckFrumper
#FailBoat

Dude who was supposed to drop off Shadow today failed. Captain of the #Failboat. 🤬

This #FailBoat will not cross (under) that bridge when it gets there. #WaterFail #ProjectManagement https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/aug/24/australias-528m-antarctic-icebreaker-too-big-to-fit-under-tasman-bridge-to-refuel

First foray into #sveltenative and #nativescript is a big #failboat: HMR causes the Nativescript app to crash on the iOS Simulator. :(

Oh I'd say something is definitely going very wrong.... its just less technical in nature than this message implies ;)

#reddit #spez #failboat

Did I interpret things correctly...did the Dems vote to not adjourn session? Was that for a practical purpose, or just to watch #KevinMcCarthy get more rounds of kicks to the crotch humiliation by his own party? If the latter, well played.

Petty, but definitely well played (and frankly, good).

#GOP #lol #Trumpism #failboat