“He promised an “unsupervised” Full Self-Driving software update later in the year… Observers are understandably skeptical. Musk has promised fully self-driving Teslas for about a decade and has failed to deliver each time.”
—Dean Blundell, Tesla’s Disastrous Q1 2025
#tesla #musk #fullselfdriving
#fullselfdriving
Just leaving this fun video of a Tesla and a picture of a road here:
https://youtube.com/shorts/U1MigIJXJx8
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Man tests if Tesla on Autopilot will slam through foam wall (spoiler: it did)
#Tesla #Lidar #AutoPilot #FullSelfDriving #WileECoyote #RoadRunner #Crash #Swastikar #SpaceKaren #SissySpaceX
https://www.popsci.com/technology/mark-rober-tesla-foam-wall-video
Ever wondered if photo based #FSD holds up to #LIDAR based? #Tesla #fullselfdriving Mark Rober tests this and maps space mountain in the meantime
"Vibe coding" is exactly the same as people buying "Full self driving" and then climbing into the back seat while doing 120 km/h down the highway.
What could go wrong?
#vibe #coding #programming #VibeCoding #FullSelfDriving #idiot #dangerous #WhatCouldGoWrong #software #engineering #engineer
Tesla's technical momentum expected to be strong in 2025 despite recent performance challenges, with new models and FSD expansion on the horizon
#YonhapInfomax #Tesla #TechnicalMomentum #ModelY #FullSelfDriving #ElectricVehicleDemand #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket
https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=50705
Deranged people thank Tesla for surviving when their car drives into a lightpole at 40MPH while automated
#Cybertruck verunfallt mit neuester Full-Self-Driving-Version
Ein #Tesla #Cybertruck ist bei eingeschalter #FullSelfDriving-Funktion verunglückt. Der Fahrer hatte nicht gut genug aufgepasst, was das System tut.
https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/innenpolitik/musk-wahl-scholz-magdeburg-100.html
#elonmusk fordert 🤔 Was hat ein Herr Musk überhaupt zu fordern? Ein #Tesla der beim #fullselfdriving einen Unfall baut ist nach Musks Sicht aber kein Problem 🫣 Zudem soll er lieber Mal dafür sorgen daß sich #X an Datenschutz und Vorschriften der #europeanunion hält. Ja, ich weiß! Er will dass es keine Regeln für Unternehmer (wie ihn) gibt 🤔 Ob sich die Musk Fans allerdings im klaren darüber sind was das bedeutet bezweifle ich 🤔
Full Self-Driving: Reihenweise Ausfälle bei neuen Tesla-Bordcomputern - IT-Business - derStandard.at › Web
https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000249820/full-self-driving-reihenweise-ausfaelle-bei-neuen-tesla-bordcomputern #Tesla #TeslaBordcomputer #FSD #FullSelfDriving #FullSelfDrivingSoftware
This is a really interesting read about automated driving / emergency vehicle detection and crashes..
https://sites.google.com/view/epilepticar
#Tesla #AutoPilot #SelfDriving #FullSelfDriving #FSD #FuckCars
For us #nordics, things like #FullSelfDriving are a joke. For it’s credit, my vehicle doesn’t even try.
This guy is pretty cynical about self driving cars but I think he makes some very interesting and, given how we all know capitalism works, probably valid points about a future with unregulated self-driving cars will end up. Especially given the Trump and Elmo are now BFFs and Elmo will probably end up as transportation minister or something like that.
US agency says Tesla's public statements imply tt its #vehicles can drive themselves. They can't
" #NHTSA is asking #Tesla to “revisit its comm'ns”.. 4 crashes involving #FullSelfDriving when Teslas encountered sun glare, fog & airborne dust.. Arizona #pedestrian was #killed in one of e #crashes.. #Musk 💩spent ~$119m to get #Trump #elected & Trump has spoken against #government #regulations.. #Autosafety advocates fear tt investigations into Tesla cld derail" #FakeIt #EVs
https://www.seattlepi.com/business/article/us-agency-says-tesla-s-public-statements-imply-19901015.php
Tesla Using 'Full Self-Driving' Hits Deer Without Slowing, Doesn't Stop
Tesla’s approach to automotive autonomy is a unique one: Rather than using pesky sensors, which cost money, the company has instead decided to rely only on the output from the car’s cameras. Its computers crunch through tons of data, and then apparently decide to just plow into deer and keep on trucking.
#Deer #Wildlife #Safety #tesla #fullselfdriving #FSD #automotive #auto #cars #transportaion
https://jalopnik.com/tesla-using-full-self-driving-hits-deer-without-slowing-1851683918
## Tesla “Full Self Driving” Drives Through Small Deer — Doesn’t Stop
https://cleantechnica.com/2024/10/28/tesla-full-self-driving-drives-through-small-deer-doesnt-stop/
> [...] putting a small object the size of a kid in front of a Tesla using FSD can lead to the car driving over the object [...]
> “The deer is the same size as a small child. FSD didn’t brake and didn’t stop after the collision. Hit and run.”
I'm filling this one under 'F' for Fail Self Driving. Friends don't let friends let their car drive.
PS. If you don't want to see a video of a deer being hit full on a high speed don't watch open the article or at least scroll by the video real fast.
https://jalopnik.com/tesla-using-full-self-driving-hits-deer-without-slowing-1851683918
»#ElonMusk admits #fullselfdriving likely won't be possible on older #Tesla vehicles: Musk #promised free #upgrades to customers with #oldermodels, but #retrofitting may prove #challenging.« https://www.techspot.com/news/105313-elon-musk-admits-full-self-driving-likely-wont.html?eicker.news #tech #media
Tesla präsentiert das Cybercab: Autonomes Robotaxi für 2026
Tesla setzt seine Vision für die Zukunft der Mobilität fort. Auf einem Event stellte das Unternehmen das Cybercab vor, ein autonomes Robotaxi, das 2026 auf den Markt kommen soll. Das zweisitzige
https://www.apfeltalk.de/magazin/news/tesla-praesentiert-das-cybercab-autonomes-robotaxi-fuer-2026/
#News #Tellerrand #2026 #AutonomesFahren #Cybercab #Elektromobilitt #ElonMusk #FullSelfDriving #Robotaxi #Robovan #Tesla #TeslaNetwork
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