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Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-08-17

Tyler Moore If my funeral doesn't have a merch table I'm gonna be so freaking pissed
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-08-04

Source: Father Nathan on Facebook

fathernathan I want my funeral to be a seance, but the medium is really just a paid actor reading from script where I have them roast my friends one last time. Imagine you show up to mourn me, and then it's just, "Nathan wants to let Mark know that you still owe him $100," or "Is there a Tiffany here? thank you for raising your hand. He just wanted to see if you'd actually show your face around here after what you did."
His & Hearse PressHisAndHearsePress@c.im
2023-03-18

Condolence cards aren’t as popular as they used to be, but they’re still a nice, tangible piece of support that a grieving person can hold on to. It’s more real than a comment on a Facebook post because it shows you actually put forth some effort.

You can send cards later too. Many times, support is withdrawn after services have concluded. Consider sending a card weeks or months later to remind someone they’re still in your thoughts.

Oh, and I’m not 100% sure on the etiquette for sending a condolence card when you’re “the one who did it.” Any thoughts?

#HisAndHearsePress #Condolences #CondolenceCard #Sympathy #Funeral #GriefAndLoss #FuneralMemes #KidsSayTheDarndestThings

A tweet from Miriel Thomas Reneau @mirielmargaret I'm writing a condolence card Gregory (5) asks what I'm doing. "I'm writing a note to say how sorry I am that my friend's mom died, I say. He pauses for a VERY fraught moment and then asks, oh so tentatively .that's just to be kind, right? You're not the one who did it?"

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