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not stinky!warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social
2025-06-20
No parents, but yes Paris (Hilton remix).

#TechnoTherapyForTots #RaveAndRescue #BasslineBabies #DropTheParentsNotTheBeat #EDMotionalSupport #HomeIsWhereTheDropIs #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDa
A guy in shades and headphones dances in front of bunk beds inside a sparse orphanage dorm. The text reads: “Me playing house music at the orphanage, so they feel less homeless.”
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2025-06-19


@truegritrumble on Twitter DOCTOR: You only got one body. You should take care of it. ME: If I only got one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged. DOCTOR:... ME: Get my money's worth.
Jon Schwartzjonschwartz.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-06-19

Been there. Seen that. You, too? :D #ttrpg #haha

Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-18


pukicho hope everyone is well today! and tomorrow!!!! After that you're on your own
not stinky!warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social
2025-06-18
TMI? Yea Too Much Inversion

#ReverseBoaner #BurtholeChronicles #DeathBonerDeluxe #SpookyAndHorny #SkeletonsWithBenefits #EdgyAnatomy #WTFPhysiology #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
An edgy grim reaper with glowing red eyes and a scythe stands in darkness. Bold white text reads: “I CAN MAKE MY BOANER GO BACKWARDS OUT MY BURTHOLE.“
not stinky!warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social
2025-06-18
Good night fam 😴

#DreamDateEnergy #SleepIsSexy #HonkShoeMimiMimi #NappingTogetherIsLove #SleepoverGoals #CozyVibes #BedRotChampions #RelationshipGoals -#LoveIsland #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Three-panel meme from Love Island US. First panel: Huda tearfully asks, “What was the date?” Second panel: Iris says, “It was just like honk shoe and mimimimimi’ing.” Third panel: Huda emotionally replies, “My dream date. Cute. And he knows that.” The punchline is that sleeping together (literally) is the peak romantic experience.
not stinky!warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social
2025-06-18
every cat in this house has a subscription box and not one of them pays rent.

#MultiCatFinancialCrisis #BreadlosersUnited #SpendingPawsibly #CatconomyCrash #BudgetInShambles #WhiskerWipeout #CatDebtCollective #CatMeme #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDa
Two dramatic calico cats pose on a pastel background raining dollar bills. The meme text reads “i can’t STOP spending money” and “i am the primary breadloser of my -$$$ household.” It screams broke girl autumn, but with fur. Picture a cat commune funded entirely by impulse Amazon buys
Jon Schwartzjonschwartz.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-06-17

#ttrpg #haha #oops #madeyathink

Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-17

Get your girls out

a sign on a building that says Austin ObGyn Associations Curbside Visits
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-17

Stormtrooper on toilet with magazine USE THE FORCE
not stinky!warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social
2025-06-17
Labubu u betta don’t!

#BlindBoxDrama #LabubuLottery #BunnySuitEnergy #NotTheOneSheWanted #Labubu #PopMart #DesignerToys #FunnyMeme #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Meme of Miranda Priestly looking deeply unimpressed, followed by Labubu—tiny, wide-eyed, and dressed in a fluffy bunny suit—dangling like it owns the runway.
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-16

"Everyone on my floor is coding" Software Engineers [happy dinosaur] Doctors [horrified dinosaur]
Micas Carvalhomicascarvalhoadventures
2025-06-16

Only me 🫠 featured in an article about influencers with a photo of me at a construction site 🦺📸 Classic 😂

not stinky!warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social
2025-06-16
Brian thought “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” was about him. Sweetie, no.

#BrianMissedTheMemo #KylieMinogueNotForStraightMen #WokeAndAllGay #ConcertConfusionChronicles #ReadTheRoomBrian #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A tweet that says: “It took Brian five concerts and hundreds of pounds to realise Kylie Minogue’s target audience is not straight men.” Below it, a tweet from a user named Brian complains that Kylie Minogue’s concerts have become “woke and all gay,” saying he felt threatened by the gay community in the crowd.
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-16

@justinshanes amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-16

8tsukii I've applied for disability wish me luck :) emilol why would you want a disarilirty
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-16

I love people who ask, "Can we hang out?" No, we can't, but thanks for asking
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-06-16

Trust me... [pic of Rambo with a guy in his arms in a choke hold] ...I AM a licensed chiropractor!
Tgomas the FabulousSelfie@pixelfed.social
2025-06-15
#DailyDoseOfTgomas #BruceSpringsteen #StillTheBoss😎 #RockedTheHouse #field #SoLucky #Well #ExceptForTheRain #Haha #3HoursAt75 #Amazin #WhosTheBoss #WhosTheBossFan #Springsteen #Concert #ConcertSelfie #Slog #SelfieBlog #FabulousSelfie #QuirkyBoy #Quirky #Selfie #DailySelfie
not stinky!warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social
2025-06-15
A government by the CUM, for the CUM, shall not perish from the earth.

#CUMAndTakeIt #InCUMWeTrust #FoundingFathersBeLike #MakeAmericaMoistAgain #DeclarationOfInsemdepence #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A chaotic political cartoon parody featuring a crowd chanting “GIVE US THE CUM” while holding signs and wearing clothes labeled “CUM.” A man in red leads the crowd, opening the U.S. Capitol dome like a lid, revealing politicians inside.

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