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2025-12-12

IMMUNE SYSTEM: I hate you

ME: But you're a part of me

IMMUNE SYSTEM: I hate me too

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2025-12-11

Immune system: They're attacking you. Me: Who's attacking me? Immune system: They. Me:.. ..You mean you, right? Immune system: *nervous shrug* MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-12-10

My connective tissue is made up of only (7 middle finger emojis) - pic of guy with like 20 middle fingers on top of his body - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-09

1 - guy (immune system) shooting a guy on a chair (organs n stuff) 2 - guy (immune system) turns to us and says 'why are we dying'
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2025-12-09

you overdid it & made me flare, b-tch [pic of batman (me) slapping another batman (also me) - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-09

Me to my connective tissues that aren't connective tissue-ing [pic of dog looking back and saying wanna hear a secret? and then saying u a bitch - bendy bunny
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2025-12-07

I wish I could take my immune system and blow into it to make it work like a Nintendo cartridge
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2025-12-07

MY SHITTY IMMUNE SYSTEM: I just protected you

ME, SUDDENLY WAY SICKER: You didn't protect shit. You attacked me!

MY SHITTY IMMUNE SYSTEM: I protected you

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2025-12-06

Changed it for autoimmune patients: whenever you feel sad just remember there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is k*lling you
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2025-12-05

my immune system got run over by a reindeer etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT
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2025-12-04

I take meds to tell my body to stop hitting itself (It Still Does) - MyBodylsTryingToKillMe.com
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2025-12-02

Me: Please, can we not do this today? Immune System: Oh, we're absolutely doing this today.
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2025-12-01

muscular system behind a scared looking skeleton with bulging eyes - MY CONNECTIVE TISSUE GETTING READY TO FICK UP MY DAY!
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2025-11-28

@annaecook.bsky.social - Therapist: instead of being mad at your body how can you be grateful? Me: Dear body, thank you for responding to all stress by *checks notes* activating multiple autoimmune conditions and physically hurting me. I appreciate the inability to eat and the constant pooping. Love, Anna
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2025-11-25

autoimmune

proud owner of a useless immune system - on etsy.com/shop/chronicillnesstees or redbubble.com/people/chronicillnesst
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2025-11-23

DOCTOR: Getting stressed is probably he worst thing you can do for your autoimmune disorder. ME: *Stressed beyond belief because I'm at a doctor's appointment* ME, WANTING TO LIVE: *pushes the doctor aside and runs from the doctor's office*
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2025-11-21

Mixed Connective Tissue Disease is like if you threw all existing autoimmune disorders into a blender and turned it on max speed - MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-11-19

This is totally accurate

do u know that feeling when you're getting the flu? When you can't think straight and your whole body is working extremely hard just to keep your eyes open? That's what autoimmune fatigue feels like. positivelyrheumatoid.com
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2025-11-19

>>SATIRE Woman Can't Decide Whether to Follow the Autoimmune Protocol Diet or To Embrace Inevitable Slide Toward Death - [woman looking out window with thumb on her lips] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-11-12

'I'm not saying I suffer from a connective tissue disorder but I just threw out my back while dislocating my shoulder MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com

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