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#offthemark

"I'm telling you, there's nothing worse than being stuffed with candy and hung on a mantel." 🪅 🧦

#Humor #Holidays #Pinata #OffTheMark #MarkParisi #Stockings #BarHumor

A red Christmas stocking loaded with candy stews over a beer at the bar complaining to the patron seated next to him:

"I'm telling you, there's nothing worse than being stuffed with candy and hung on a mantel."

Seated next to him, a stunned donkey piñata stares straight ahead in shock at the tone-deaf remark coming from the stocking.

#cats #caturday #OfftheMark #cartoon #humor
Literally Zo this morning. He kept stretching and kicking me in the face until I got up.

Off the Mark cartoon by Mark Parissi. Cat is standing on sleeping owner's face and saying "Look at us waking up at the same time."

🎬 Off The Mark – Der Dokumentarfilm begleitet Aktivist*innen in der norwegischen Finnmark bei ihrem Engagement gegen Mikroplastik und zeigt den Kampf des indigenen Volkes der Sámi um ihr Land und ihre Kultur, die durch den sogenannten „Grünen Wandel“ bedroht sind.
Ausgezeichnet beim NaturVision Filmfestival für die Beste Story.
🎤 Im Anschluss: Gespräch mit Produzent Nico Gerspacher.
📅 Do, 23.10. I 19 Uhr I Max-Bense-Forum

#OffTheMark #NaturVision #Dokumentarfilm #Sámi #Umweltschutz

Filmstill: Off The Mark

#Peeps #PeepsSeason #MarshmallowPeeps #OffTheMark
#WoodstockAndSnoppy

Cracks me up every time i see it.

off the mark . com by mark parisi

Snoopy sits on his red doghouse. There's an Easter basket on there with him and a package of yellow marshmallow Peeps, nearly empty. The grass is green behind him, and sky is blue with clouds floating past.

"MMM, I JUST LOVE STUFFING MYSELF WITH MARSHMALLOW PEEPS, DON'T YOU, WOODSOCK? ...WOODSTOCK? "

#OfftheMark #MarkParisi #cartoon #funny #dogs #artofliving

A person at the doctor's office. Doctor, reading a chart: Your stress level is high. Follow me to the lab...
Doctor at an open door smiling, patient crouched down, grinning, petting a happy yellow dog with a rapidly wagging tail. --from Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Square Earth Society

#humor #offthemark

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2024/09/22

@AbsoluteMemery other than Mark Parisi #markparisi #offthemark comic cartoon ...something drawn but spoilers:

uhm with spiders.
Scary Legs, when Simon's Cat #simonscat - chilled with a book on his couch, rather his owner do(n't)? xD

#youtube #funny #spooky #creepy crawlies made by #adobe #adobeflash #animation #animations #artist #artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19jaOSNibkU

#Funny #Meme #Joke
#OffTheMark

#Funny #funny_dogs #Humor #OffTheMark

And this is how it's done:

#Comic #OffTheMark

A two-panel Off The Mark comic by Mark Parisi. In the first panel a woman is sitting outside behind a table offering a piece of paper with a list of books she wants banned to a second woman. In the second panel we see that the second woman is an elementary school teacher and she's showing this list to her class. On the whiteboard behind her is written, "This year's reading list."

Today at GoComics, we have a 50-year-old spacecraft:

https://www.gocomics.com/lio/2023/07/11

Also a 50-year-old book

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2023/07/11

Have these cartoonists forgotten that people actually read the comics before retirement age?

#Comics #Lio #OffTheMark #MarkParisi

Oh my... 😂

#humor #OfftheMark #Mark Parisi

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2022/11/28

#offthemark #cartoons #midtermelections

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2022/11/08

#humor #cartoon #offthemark

https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2022/06/28

#stress #cartoon #offthemark #psychology #psychotherapy #psychotherapie
via https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2018/07/02

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