#pander

2025-04-29

Wie es zum Start in die Ulm-Woche personell aussah, welche Ausbildungsstelle bei Hannover 96 zu vergeben ist und welche neue Funktion Ex-96-Profi Christian #Pander innehat, lest Ihr hier. ⬇️

#H96 #NiemalsAllein ⚫️⚪️💚
hannover96.de/newscenter/new…

2024-01-30

Carissa had multiple online storefronts for her cupcakes. If you clicked on "Love Is Love," you got rainbow cupcakes and enby dinosaurs; if you clicked on "Men In Blue," you got thin-blue-line cupcakes; if you clicked on "V For," you got cupcakes in anarchist colors, and so on.

"How can you #pander so shamelessly?" demanded her roommate.

"It's not pandering, it's *catering*," Carissa insisted. "I'm catering to a diverse clientele, that's all."

#wss366, #microfiction

Steven D. Brewer 🏳️‍⚧️stevendbrewer@wandering.shop
2024-01-30

"Thanks for bringing us to the Bestiary, David," Zaza said.
The Better Angels wore sundresses walking through a surreal landscape populated by biological androids that replicated wild animals from across the galaxy.
"You're welcome! These places always seem a little weird & unnatural to me. Rather than educating the public, they merely…"
"#Pander!" shrieked Bebe.
"… That's what I was going to say," said David.
"No! Pander!" she screamed, pointing.
"I'm a panda," said the panda. "你好!"

#wss366

2024-01-30

Vinnie and Gino were hanging outside of Ying Fat Dong's eating chow mein.
"Yanno, dis is preddy gud. Whatcha think is in it?"
"Enh, adunno. I t'ink I assed for pork or some such shit."
"Ya shoo-ah 'bout dat? It's delicious and," he emphasizes, "... 🎶 exotic 🎶." Vinnie looked up, "Geen, ya figger it's made from one a dose?" pointing with his chopsticks at the white and black beast painted on the window.
"A #pander? G'wan, dey stinked or sumptin'."
#wss366

Moved to wandering.shopwss366@botsin.space
2024-01-30

Today's Wandering Shop Stories word is #pander. Feel like writing something short and sweet that has the word "pander" in it? Join in and tag it with #wss366! #writing #WritingLife #microfiction h/t @stevendbrewer

2023-10-07

In 1817, Heinz Christian Pander discovered that animal embryos develop three layers: ectoderm, mesoderm, and endoderm. #Poetry #Science #History #Embryology #Pander (sharpgiving.com/thebookofscien)

Drawing of three cross-sections showing how the three layers of an embryo form (showing the gastrulation of the blastula).
Logan 5 and 999 othersLoganFive@beige.party
2023-04-13

@xinicit At first I thought you wrote, “I don’t write jokes that PANDA.” Oh, I’m sorry, did I put this here?
#Panda #Pander
#Pandermonium

Picture of giant cute cuddly black and white panda, looking at the camera, just waiting for you to take them home and share with others with stars and boosts.
2023-02-24

"Schalke statt Real Madrid" - im neuen #SCHALKEUNSER könnt ihr ein Interview mit Christian #Pander lesen. Das Heft wird zum Heimspiel gegen Stuttgart verteilt. Einen Anriss findet ihr hier: schalke-unser.de/beitrag/8847 #S04 #Schalke

2022-11-26

And one of the most effective ways the privileged wealthy continue to hoodwink us is by maintaining the insanity of a two-party system.

As long as we believe that the two-party system is unassailable, there's a way for wealth to leverage propaganda against the 97‰. They use our biases and our fears to create divisiveness, thereby engendering hatred of one another, blinding us to our real #enemies

Look at who they #pander to, always with a keen understanding of how to manipulate 3/? :mood:

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