@Sobex @Firesphere missed Schrodinger opportunities here...
#physicsjokes
@kims Watch out for Doppler effect of both moving source and observer
Gravity: Obey It. It’s the Law.
Judge: You’re under arrest.
Me: What for?
Judge: You ignored gravity. It’s the law.
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#PhysicsJokes #ObeyGravity #STEMHumor #ScienceNerd
Tadaah:
SUPERCONDUCTOR ✅
#wordplay #karajan #superconductor #physics #physik #humor #PhysicsJokes @minkorrekt
"My name is Katara, and I'm a water bender!"
"My name is Aang, and I'm an air bender!"
"My name is Albert, and I'm a spacetime bender?"—Albert Einstein
"???"—Aang and Katara
@weezmgk roughly 6x10to the 23rd power if I remember my ass physics. #PhysicsJokes
An Indeterminate Beam walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll ya have?"
The Indeterminate Beam thinks and replies, "Give me a moment."
Isaac Newton: I like the ladies thicc, I like them chonky.
Book Editor: Sir, we can't write that.
Newton: Ok... how about. The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction
A train is for one dimensional travel
A bike is two dimensional
A helicopter is three dimensional
Here’s some physics jokes so that you know by signing up on Mastodon you’ve come to the right place. Originally from a homemade birthday card I sent my friend when he turned 25.
You’re so old, it was called cosmic *foreground* radiation.
You’re so old the dentist had to treat you for proton decay.
You’re so old you had to flavor your own quarks.
You’re so old the standard model cost extra.
You’re so old Z bosons were called A bosons.
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