Were you not #raptured because you didn't believe in it, or because you weren't a good person? The archive can be found at https://www.stanyan.me/comic-strip/lmoe for now.
#raptured
In case of rapture, can I have your stuff? #raptured #funny #comedy #fyp https://newsclapper.com/video/qlLKv7KkeRqvWR8y?r=5olVql1GP2 via @theclapperapp.bsky.social
I'm thinking that in the #Christian #religious world, they might be thinking #Charlie_kirk got #raptured a handful of days early, just to prepare for the big event.
From there, the #conspiracies can germinate until he's upgraded to the most holy #SaintCharlieKirk.
Did anyone get #Raptured today?
I thought I had been at one point, but actually it turned out I was having a nice nap while parked up on my break.
God, it feels like Heavenly Bliss to just take a break from work at times.
#Christians Didn’t Get #Raptured, Did #Jesus Forget to Come? September 23, 2025 Prediction - Whoops!
I’ve thought about it, and get #raptured tf off my planet. Kthxbye
@Snoro
It is clearly becoming impossible to convince a group of people who LOOK FORWARD TO DYING and "going to Heaven" ("#Raptured") to do anything to protect lives in the future. #DeathCult #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming
Brian Broome (on another platform) wrote:
"I was just reading the story about the woman who left 1,000 dollars in tips at a #taco joint because she thought she was gonna be #raptured. [during the eclipse]
When she wasn't, she went back to the taco joint and demanded her money back accusing the servers of stealing it somehow.
And I'm really hard-pressed to think of a better analogy for the state of American #Christianity."
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Show off to your #christian friends and let them know that you "knew all along" that their god wasn't real and obviously YOU were right because we didn't get #raptured! 😇
#atheist #SolarEclipse
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https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/merch
Now that the #totality has passed, how are you going to celebrate not being #raptured?? I suggest a mug to flex on your #Christian friends who just "knew" that this was the #apocolypse! 😉
#atheist #SolarEclipse
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https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/merch
Something is going on. It is like 1645Z on #Caturday and there are no cats to be seen. Have they all been #raptured? Have all the #dogs and dog people been #LeftBehind?
Signed: Worried in Dosmal Dominion
I can't be the first to say this, I'm sure, but the first month on Mastodon, with old friends from the BirdApp popping in every few hours and restarting connections, feels a bit like having been successfully #raptured! (And lord knows, #hellscape seems to apply more every day to the place from which we've escaped...)
@thedragstate there is no end to the persecution they must endure. It must be hard to have all the people you harass suddenly leave. I guess that makes us the #raptured
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