Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of 'reinventing the wheel' – because who needs #progress when you can churn out yet another "toy" software project instead of doing something remotely useful? 🚀🛠️ Channel your inner #Feynman and create your own buggy, half-baked applications, because reading books and using existing frameworks is clearly for those who prefer working solutions. 📚🙄
https://blog.jsbarretto.com/post/software-is-joy #reinventingthewheel #softwaredevelopment #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🎓🚀 Congratulations on your Typst thesis, truly groundbreaking! Next up: writing your autobiography in Wingdings! 🤓🔧 Because reinventing the wheel is so much more fun than using what already works. 🛠️😂
https://fransskarman.com/phd_thesis_in_typst.html #TypstThesis #WingdingsAutobiography #ReinventingTheWheel #GroundbreakingInnovation #FunInTech #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic tale of someone reinventing the wheel with C++/CUDA and calling it "innovation." 🙄 Because clearly, what the machine learning world really needed was yet another tensor library to confuse everyone, right? 🤔 But hey, at least it's on #GitHub, because that's where all the forgotten projects go to die. 💀
https://github.com/nirw4nna/dsc #reinventingthewheel #innovation #machinelearning #tensorlibrary #forgottenprojects #HackerNews #ngated

🔥 In the grand tradition of reinventing the wheel, our hero proudly hosts a server at home only to discover his ISP doesn't give out static IPs. 🤦‍♂️ So, for the low, low price of $35 a month, he gets to play hide and seek with his own server on the internet. 🕵️‍♀️🎉
https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/72095.html #reinventingthewheel #homehosting #staticIP #ISPwoes #serverproblems #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Someone decided to reinvent the wheel by #coding a #BitTorrent #client from scratch. 🙄 Because, clearly, there aren't enough of those already, and what the internet really needs is yet another way to download Linux ISOs. 🚀
https://github.com/piyushgupta53/go-torrent-client #reinventingthewheel #LinuxISOs #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, because what developer doesn't have 30 minutes to spare building something from scratch that a gem already does perfectly? 😅 Bravo, Remi, for heroically bypassing compatibility issues with the age-old tradition of reinventing the wheel. 🚀✨
https://remimercier.com/minimal-decorator-ruby/ #developerhumor #reinventingthewheel #gemdevelopment #codingstruggles #softwareengineering #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! We've reinvented the wheel but with a "zero-config human-in-loop" twist! 🚀✨ Because what better way to stop AI hallucinations than by asking Mason Yarbrough to babysit your tech? 🙄🤖
https://masonyarbrough.com/blog/ask-human #reinventingthewheel #zero-config #AIhallucinations #humanintheloop #techbabysitter #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Welcome to the thrilling world of "reinventing the wheel," where alpha nerds pretend to be chess grandmasters by copypasting code from GitHub! 🤖🎉 Witness the groundbreaking innovation of AI writing AI to play a game humans have mastered, because why solve real problems when you can just automate a board game. 🙃♟️
https://github.com/koogle/mlx-playground/tree/main/chesszero #reinventingthewheel #AIinnovation #chessgrandmasters #GitHub #automation #boardgames #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Ah, the dream of every tech enthusiast: spending their weekend meticulously crafting a CUPS printer driver in just 100 lines of Python 🖨️🐍. Because why use existing solutions when you can spend hours in a world of debugging hell trying to print a single ticket? 😂 Enjoy embracing the masochism of reinventing the wheel! 🔧📜
https://behind.pretix.eu/2018/01/20/cups-driver/ #CUPSdriver #PythonDebugging #TechEnthusiast #WeekendProject #ReinventingTheWheel #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the timeless allure of reinventing the wheel 🔄, now with extra parentheses for added confusion (and style!). Apparently, the future of job runners is writing the same tutorial every decade 🕰️, because progress is an illusion and #GitHub is our Groundhog Day. 🚀
https://github.com/notactuallytreyanastasio/genstage_tutorial_2025/blob/main/README.md #reinventingthewheel #GroundhogDay #techhumor #programmingtutorials #jobrunners #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the ancient wisdom of "smaller teams" and "more frequent releases" 🧓—because who needs AI assistants when you can dazzle with the radical concept of "getting work done"? 🙄 It's like watching a TED talk on reinventing the wheel, but less exciting. 🚀
https://codemanship.wordpress.com/2025/05/21/five-boring-things-that-have-a-bigger-impact-than-a-i-coding-assistants-on-dev-team-productivity/ #smallerteams #frequentreleases #workdone #reinventingthewheel #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Well, got a basic help handling. The abstraction feels just a tad rough but it may be okay? Mostly, I don't want to require someone to always add --help to the commands.

> ./CliHostingWithAbstractionsOnly
info: CliHostingWithAbstractionsOnly.ExampleRootCommand[0] I'm running! False
info: CliHostingWithAbstractionsOnly.MyService[0] Doing something

> ./CliHostingWithAbstractionsOnly --help
I need help! 1

> ./CliHostingWithAbstractionsOnly --bob
I need help! 1
fail: CliHostingWithAbstractionsOnly.ExampleRootCommand[0] Unknown argument: --bob

I might consider implementing global arguments, but I'm leaning away from that. Instead, I will probably implement common argument sets that can be injected via DI instead.

But, not bad coding for an hour?

#CSharp #ReinventingTheWheel

🎉 Oh, look! Another shell nobody asked for, written in Rust because why not reinvent the wheel with more RAM and CPU cycles? 🙄 Keep dreaming that this will make you a tech hero while your shell scripts barely survive the POSIX compatibility test. 🐌🔧
https://github.com/reubeno/brush #shells #RustProgramming #POSIXCompatibility #techHumor #reinventingTheWheel #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, the eternal quest to create yet another "indispensable" dev tool that no one needed in the first place. Because who doesn't love reinventing the wheel with extra #bugs and zero users? 🐞🔧
https://substack.com/home/post/p-161145826 #devtools #reinventingthewheel #softwaredevelopment #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, joy! Yet another "revolutionary" database diagram editor that requires enabling JavaScript, as if it’s 1999 again. 🕺💾 It’s like someone yelled, "Hey, let's reinvent the wheel, but make it square!" 🙃
https://www.drawdb.app/ #revolutionarydatabase #javascriptfail #techhumor #databasetools #reinventingthewheel #HackerNews #ngated

🍕 Wow, a #PHP #framework that's not dead—just bloated like a post-pizza nap. 🎉 Introducing the latest "revolution" by Jeremie: more #bloat on top of bloat, but hey, at least it's not #Laravel, right? 🚀 Who knew reinventing the wheel could be so... bloated? 😜
https://github.com/jeremie5/dataphyre #Jeremie #ReinventingTheWheel #DeveloperHumor #HackerNews #ngated

👀 Behold: a brave attempt at a Zen riddle—how to hide #JavaScript elements without JavaScript 🤯. Spoiler alert: use JavaScript. 🧩 It's a #tutorial for those who enjoy reinventing the wheel with a square. 🚜
https://0xda.de/blog/2025/04/hiding-elements-that-require-javascript-without-javascript/ #ZenRiddle #WebDevelopment #CodingFun #ReinventingTheWheel #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, because what the world truly needed was yet another *free as in beer* #spin-off of #Chef 🍺. It's like Chef, but with extra tabs to open and more buzzwords to digest. Who knew reinventing the wheel could be so 🥱?
https://cinc.sh/ #freeasbeer #innovation #techbuzzwords #reinventingthewheel #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking News: Developer suffers existential crisis, ditches modern tools for nostalgia-driven "vanilla" web 🌐—because what better way to show off your tech skills than by painstakingly reinventing the wheel? 🛞🔨 Spoiler alert: nobody cares about your "composehtml" thingy—you've just invented HTML again. 🙄
https://leanrada.com/notes/vanilla-web-rewrite/ #DeveloperCrisis #NostalgiaWeb #VanillaCoding #ReinventingTheWheel #TechSkills #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah, the noble pursuit of reinventing the wheel with a POSIX shell in 2023! Kalua promises to turn your Wi-Fi #dreams into a reality (assuming you can navigate the labyrinthine #GitHub pages without losing your mind). 🌐 And don't worry, it's equipped with all the #buzzwords you need to impress your local IT club. 😂
https://github.com/bittorf/kalua #reinventingthewheel #POSIXshell #WiFi #HackerNews #ngated