#codingstruggles

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-04

🍿 Another day, another developer reinventing the wheel—this time by cramming into , because nothing spells "learning" like translating complex libraries into a language nobody asked for. 🤦‍♂️ I can't wait for the next groundbreaking project: TensorFlow in COBOL. 🎉
github.com/13point5/torch.ts

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-26

Ah, nothing screams "productive weekend" like cramming a mini C compiler for into 700 lines, because who doesn't want to debug more code on a microcontroller no one can spell? 🙈 Meanwhile, throws a festive parade of , ensuring you're too distracted by "Copilot" and "Spark" to notice your project's slow descent into spaghetti code. 🍝
github.com/valdanylchuk/xcc700

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-08

Ah, the eternal struggle of understanding C declarations: now with ✨visual aids✨ because reading parentheses was just too mainstream. 🤓 Apparently, thinks can make this chaos look "better"—but only after you navigate through a labyrinth of buzzwords and a dozen toggles. 🤷‍♂️
github.com/bbu/cdecl-dump

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-07

🚀✈️ Oh, look! A video finally explains why fighter jets think ++ features are as useful as a chocolate teapot. 🛠️🤦‍♂️ Spoiler: It involves less actual coding and more head-scratching at terms and conditions. 📜😅
youtube.com/watch?v=Gv4sDL9Ljww

TABARNAK, c'est quoi? Un rituel de passage?

Une communauté impliquée et dynamique ne remplacera jamais une doc bien rédigée et des APIs bien conçues, pas rajoutées ad-hoc sur une base de code hermétique.

#codingStruggles

Obvitreeobvitree
2025-10-10
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-05

🤣 "Programmer quits after losing argument to AI... and wife. 💔 Apparently, AI's sparkling wit and confidence cuts deeper than his own code. Goodbye coding, hello existential crisis!"
mindthenerd.com/i-do-not-want-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-09-28

🎸🤦‍♂️ So, you ditched the dream of becoming a punk rock legend because your mom said so, and now you're stuck with the second-choice career of writing "stupid code" you can't even stand? Bravo, truly a plot twist of epic proportions! 🥁🎭
spikepuppet.io/posts/write-the

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-09-08

🧙‍♂️ Dive into the eternal abyss of outdated spaghetti, where "Legacy Code" is synonymous with "everything is on fire" 🔥. The article heroically suggests that a "First Aid Kit" can save the day, as if some duct tape can fix your dinosaur-era code. 📟 Remember folks, 2004 was a great year... for flip phones. 📞
understandlegacycode.com/blog/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-08-18

🐒 Ah, the quest for the mythical code that compiles itself as you type! Apparently, someone is upset because didn't teach their text editor to read minds. 🍌 It's like demanding a chef cook your dinner while you dictate the recipe in reverse. 🍒
graic.net/p/left-to-right-prog

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-08-18

👨‍💻 Ah, the "FFmpeg Assembly Language Lessons" — because who doesn't want to take a deep dive into the riveting world of code 🤯 while praying for AI to rescue them from their own coding incompetence? 🛠️ GitHub's got you covered, if by "covered" you mean drowning in jargon and endless toggles. 🚀
github.com/FFmpeg/asm-lessons

Obvitreeobvitree
2025-07-22

JS 101: + means glue, - means math----Don’t ask why🤷
Just smile, nod, and hope your code runs😅💻

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-27

🐢 "Learn OCaml," they said, as if connecting activities will magically implant coding skills into your brain 🧠. The only exercise happening here is your patience getting a workout, while your computer languidly mocks your attempts at productivity. 😂
ocaml-sf.org/learn-ocaml-publi

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