#send-help

2025-05-27

Et financière.

Bien entendu.

Bref. Les contrats, c'est bien et beau, mais si tu n'as pas vraiment confiance en la personne avec qui tu le signes, ça ne te sauvera pas.

(sauf à avoir temps et argent et énergie pour bagarrer et obtenir ton dû)

Je radote, je sais.

En plus je deviens allergique au jargon. Et au passif. Je sais, c'est un comble pour une juriste. Je suppose.

#contrat #maviedejuriste #sendhelp

2025-05-24

Day 5:
The villain is getting too likable. I fear I’ve imprinted on them like a confused duckling.
#VillainCrush #SendHelp #mightbetheproblem #writing

Day 5:  The villain is getting too Photo: DepositPhotos - photographer: nstanev - "Young Man with a Gun on Black Background"

Alle so: Wochenende

Ich: dreitägiges Seminar

#sendhelp

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-05-15

My toddler just wiped their sticky hands on my jeans and called it a ‘napkin’. I need a break. 😩

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-05-12

Silence is never a good thing when you have a toddler. It means trouble. BIG trouble. 😳

Needables TodayNeedablesToday
2025-05-10

Writing is 10% typing, 90% deleting “just,” retyping “just,” Googling synonyms for “just,” crying, then ending the sentence with “just” anyway.

Zwei Männer in einem silbernen Wagen verfolgen unseren Zug und machen dauernd Fotos! #sendhelp

2025-05-09

To the surprise of no-one, Microsoft support is as helpful as a box of rocks.

Microsoft support: Please create a new ticket.
Me: Creates a new ticket.

*Microsoft Support stares into the void.*

Me: Let me check the status of my support ticket.
Microsoft support website: "There was a problem retrieving the support request details."

Me: Microsoft support please help?
Microsoft support: Please create a new ticket.

Me: ..............

I GIVE UP. I WILL NOW OFFICIALLY EMBARK ON MY NEW CAREER AS STROOPWAFEL STREET VENDOR IN SEOUL.

#TechSupport #TechSupportTickets #Tickets #SendHelp

2025-05-08

Il faut faire la vaisselle et aller dormir. #sendHelp #flemmite

Daniel Lundindln
2025-05-07

Oh, Heather.
Suddenly mustard.

Heather was just working. Now there's a large Heinz mustard bottle on the screen.
olympus1112olympus112
2025-05-04

BREAKING NEWS:
Scientists have discovered that the leading cause of laundry is... wearing clothes.
We’re truly living in difficult times. Stay strong out there. 🧺👕👖

Fjieuw. Gaan shoppen met een 18 jarige, da’s niet goed voor uw voeten en uw bankrekening! #utrecht #sendhelp

Die Passagierin mir gegenüber hört sich auf Youtube ihr aktuelles Horoskop an (Sternzeichen: Zwilling), während sie einen Hamburger mampft #Traintoot #sendhelp

2025-04-20

it's that time of the night where there's nothing left to do cause i'm too tired, but i can't go to sleep cause i'm too bored


#send-help
2025-04-20

man i've been up for 29 hours, i can't sleep, please #sendhelp

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-04-10

Being a parent is repeatedly saying ‘Put that down’, ‘Don’t lick that’, and ‘Why are you sticky?’ all day long. 🤦♀️ Does this ring a bell?

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-04-03

Before kids: My house was clean. After kids: My house is… an adventure park of destruction. 🏡🔥

SabrinaSabrinaAEH
2025-04-02

J'ai ressombré, je pourrais me faire le pot, sortez-moi de là

Pot de pâte à tartiner cacahuètes et cacao Bonne Maman

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