#shittycode

2025-04-29

Every once in a while you're just #vibing, #coding, maybe even doing some #vibecoding...and *record ssscccrrrch*. Youve got this ugly #JSON chunk just ruining your vibes...? Convert it to Vibe JSON!

vibejson.lol

Yeah, one of those #badideas you get while bullshitting with a friend about the current chaos ensuing in our world. And realizing you have something meaningful to contribute!

#dev #react #shittycode #shittywebsites

Vibe coding?? Naaah. Vibe JSON. Screenshot of standard conversion form side by side. Left side is some basic JSON, right side is chaotic broken JSON one might expect from a LLM.
2025-04-16

Oh yeah, baby, that's how you do it! I love doing these kinds of code reviews.

public function getDocumentation(string $langCode): ?Node {
switch ($langCode) {
case 'cs':
return Node::load(48);
case 'en':
return Node::load(224);
}
return NULL;
}

#CodeFromHell #ShittyCode #Programming

I tried the VsCode extension Cody to do some AI coding for me. I made it make this shitty website. Idk, felt like making something stupid.
#ai #aiprogramming #shittycode

lyxminxx.github.io/shittyTermi

2023-10-14

When you're the only maintenance or developer on a platform, past you was frequently short sighted and happily taking tech debt. Please be kind to the future you. #techdebt #shittycode #migration #php

Nanawel 👓️🖥️nanawel@mamot.fr
2021-08-26

Vu sur une API développée par un presta dont je tairai le nom :

var mdp = randomstring(pass.length)+''+pass+''+randomstring(pass.length - 3)+''+sprintf(pass.length);
return btoa(mdp);

Mais c'est rien hein. Juste une API bancaire.

#shittycode #crypto

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