#torn

Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-30
Original Garfield comic from February 17, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ I Don't Miss It All That Much
β€’ There's Just So Many Things
β€’ That I Can't Touch
β€’ I'm Torn


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Original Text:
β€’ Jon:  I'm wearing a new cologne. Eau de Bacon.  You bit me!
β€’ Garfield:  And I'm as disappointed as you are.

The image presents a comic strip titled "I don't have a hangry stomach" by the artist Carl Hapka. The strip features three panels, each depicting a different character's reaction to hunger. In the first panel, a character named Carl is seen with a grumpy expression and a concerned look on his face, likely indicating hunger. The second panel shows the character Carl eating food to satisfy his hunger, with a triumphant smile. The third panel depicts a character named Carl with a satisfied look on his face and the word "Torn" in his speech bubble, suggesting that he has had enough to eat.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-26
Original Garfield comic from November 26, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ I'm All Out Of Faith
β€’ This Is How I Feel
β€’ I'm Cold And I Am Ashamed
β€’ Bound And Broken On The Floor


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Original Text:
β€’ Liz:  I'm going out with Liz.  
β€’ Garfield:  And I'll be staying home with the ham.
β€’ Liz:  What's that in the back seat, Jon?
β€’ Jon:  Tomorrow night's dinner.
Rupert Curwensmashtie@mas.to
2025-05-23

This is how I feel, except for the naked on the floor bit. #totp #torn

Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-22
Original Garfield comic from September 7, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ I'm Already Torn
β€’ Torn
β€’ There's Nothing Where He Used To Lie


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Original Text:
β€’ Dog:  How's it going?  Has that guy bumped his head?
β€’ Garfield:  More times than you'd believe...
2025-05-21

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Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-18
Original Garfield comic from June 25, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ This Is How I Feel
β€’ I'm Cold And I Am Ashamed
β€’ Bound And Broken On The Floor


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Original Text:
β€’ Jon:  ?.
β€’ Garfield:  Good news. One of our neighbors now has a koi pond.  BURP.
β€’ Neighbor:  Are you the guy with the cat?
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-12
Original Garfield comic from March 12, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ This Is How I Feel
β€’ I'm Cold And I Am Ashamed
β€’ Bound And Broken On The Floor
β€’ You're A Little Late


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Original Text:
β€’ TV:  Oh, Terrence, tell me that you love me!  Terrence?... Terrence?...  I'm WATCHING the GAME!  OOOOOWEEEE.
β€’ Garfield:  THERE'S a novel new place to park the remote.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-03
Original Garfield comic from September 17, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ I'm All Out Of Faith


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Original Text:
β€’ "Lap Dog Needs Good Home"
β€’ Garfield:  Now THERE'S a lap I'd like to see.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-29
Original Garfield comic from June 20, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ There's Nothing Where He Used To Lie
β€’ My Inspiration Has Run Dry
β€’ That's What's Goin' On
β€’ Nothing's Right


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Original Text:
β€’ Mouse:  So, what's it like to be old and feeble?
β€’ Garfield:  Better than being young and edible.
β€’ Mouse:  But your wit is as keen as ever!
β€’ Garfield:  Kiss-up.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-27
Original Garfield comic from May 8, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ Nothing's Right
β€’ I'm Torn
β€’ I'm All Out Of Faith


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Original Text:
β€’ Spider:  Cootchie-coo!
β€’ *SMACK!*
β€’ Spider:  Can I get you (hee hee) an aspirin?
β€’ Garfield:  Oh, shut up.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-19
Original Garfield comic from December 11, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ Illusion Never Changed
β€’ Into Something Real
β€’ I'm Wide Awake And I Can See The Perfect Sky Is Torn


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Original Text:
β€’ Jon:  I've hidden your Christmas present where you'll NEVER find it.  Tickle me all you want. I'm not telling.
β€’ Garfield:  He's tougher than I thought.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-16
Original Garfield comic from October 1, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ Torn
β€’ There's
β€’ Nothing Where He Used To Lie
β€’ My Inspiration Has Run
β€’ Dry
β€’ That's What's Goin' On


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Original Text:
β€’ Jon:  Do you remember my old girlfriend Loretta?
β€’ Garfield:  No.
β€’ Jon:  The one with the huge buckteeth?
β€’ Garfield:  You know I'm terrible with names.
β€’ Jon:  She could open a can with her overbite.
β€’ Garfield:  Oh, yeah...utensil face!
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-29
Original Garfield comic from April 2, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ This Is How I Feel
β€’ I'm Cold And I Am Shamed
β€’ Lying Naked On The Floor


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Original Text:
β€’ Jon:  What's with the can of purple paint?
β€’ Garfield:  Nature has way too much green in it.
β€’ *ring*
β€’ Jon:  That will be the neighborhood association.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-24
Original Garfield comic from December 31, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ You're A Little Late
β€’ I'm Already Torn


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Original Text:
β€’ "Five...four...three...two...one...  HAPPY NEW YEAR!!"
β€’ Greta:  You want a New Year's kiss?
β€’ Garfield:  That's animal abuse, lady.
2025-03-17
β€œLife is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, β€œWow what a ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson

Even butterflies can have their trying days.

Still beautiful insects.

#butterfly #torn #2018CE #insect #animal #beatenup #naturalbeauty #kampuchea #colourful #insect #getupagain #SiemReap #Kingdom #Cambodia #αž€αŸ’αžšαž»αž„αžŸαŸ€αž˜αžšαžΆαž” #αž–αŸ’αžšαŸ‡αžšαžΆαž‡αžΆαžŽαžΆαž…αž€αŸ’αžšαž€αž˜αŸ’αž–αž»αž‡αžΆ.
Photo shows a red, brown, white and black butterfly with a torn right smaller wing. It is sipping nectar from a white flower, standing on a cluster of green leaves. In the background there is darker green trees and bushes.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-16
Original Garfield comic from July 28, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ I'm All Out Of
β€’ Faith
β€’ This Is How I Feel


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Original Text:
β€’ Jon:  Uh-oh.  I've forgotten what I'm on hold for.
β€’ Garfield:  We refer to this as "A senior moment".
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-13
Original Garfield comic from May 18, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ That's What's Goin' On
β€’ Nothing's Right


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Original Text:
β€’ Garfield:  Jon is cooking dinner.  Relax, it's for Liz.
Lyrical Garfield 🎢 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-08
Original Garfield comic from February 12, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
β€’ You're A Little Late
β€’ I'm Already Torn
β€’ So I Guess The Fortune Teller's Right


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Original Text:
β€’ Garfield:  Everything is mine, mine, mine!  Correction.  If we had anything, it would be mine, mine, mine!

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