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1950s lifestyle magazine illustration #art by Jon Whitcomb ✨ ✨ ✨

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a painting of a couple seen from mid-arm up, she is in a gown with a blue shawl beneath, she is holding a mans face and preparing to kiss him, her lips a light red-pink, her nails pink, his face is turned away from the viewer, the image is mostly tinted blue with their faces having flesh color and her pearl bracelet is white and her dress is also

Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.

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Meme with two photos, side by side, of a snowman in the shape of a Dalek. The meme text is from a social media post by "Oeufelia" and reads,

"One thing I won't ever do again is build a snow dalek. I did that when we lived at our old house, as the kids were into Dr Who. I learnt that when snowdaleks start to melt they upset the neighbours."

IMAGES: On the left, the snowman is standing straight up and surrounded by fresh snow.

On the right, the same snow-Dalek has a lot of grass showing on the ground around it, suggesting a lot of time has passed and the snow has been melting.

After melting a bit, he snow-Dalek on the right is bending over and now looks an awful lot like a... penis.

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole?
A: A polaroid.

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Photo without text. Someone has made a snowman around a mailbox post at a street curb. The snowman builder has used pebbles and sticks to make the facial expression look both scary and comical. The mailbox is open and appears like a mouth with a tongue sticking out.

Bonus #Joke
Q: What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
A: Frosted flakes.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Cold #Coffee #Caffeine #FreezingTemps #FrostedFlakes #MarkParisi #OffTheMark

Cartoon showing two people at a snowy bus stop. They are in very thick winter coats and their breath is foggy from the cold. The woman is holding s coffee cup and the man asks, "Is that an iced coffee?"

She looks down into her mug and replies, "It is now."

The artist is Mark Parisi, "Off The Mark".

Bonus #Joke
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago, and it actually fit. I'm so proud of myself!

It was a scarf. But still... Let's be positive here.

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Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body.

The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."

Frozen.
#photography #landscape #blackforest #photooftheday #landscapephotography #wintertime

A snow-covered landscape featuring a frozen lake surrounded by evergreen trees. In the background, a building is visible atop a hill, partially shrouded in fog. Snow banks are present in the foreground.

Winter's last stand, Finch Brook Preserve, Wolcott, Connecticut. March 23, 2020, 6:08 PM. A wet snow - the last of the season - has turned to rain.

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A black and white photo. A slushy early spring snow had turned to rain. Crossing a small marshy stream winding through a leafless forest. An inch or two of wet, sticky snow clings to the tree trunks and leafless branches. On the ground the snow is even thinner with splotches of dormant grass and twigs starting to poke through. The underbrush of the forest and the marsh plants are also barren clusters of twigs and stems at this time of year. The stream is completely unfrozen, rippled in intricate patterns by hundreds of raindrops. Reflecting the barren trees and gloomy sky, its waters look almost black with swirls of gray.

Gute Aussichten.
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A scenic view of mountainous terrain featuring rolling hills, forests, and patches of snow under a partly cloudy sky.

Stay warm.
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Hinterhof in Kreuzberg, Berlin 2012 - image: Gab Kiess

Tired of drizzly, gray, relatively warm winters, without ice, snow, low heating costs and traffic problems? Then buy your perfect winter on a postcard in the ohoh.store.

Gab Kiess sees the great in the small and often photographs it from an extraordinary point of view. Her choice in themes is very diverse, but frequently portrays them in unexpected ways. She organises photo trips for photo enthusiasts to Barcelona and Naples. During these trips, she teaches participants street photography and architectural photography. In Berlin, she teaches courses in cyanotype making, a classic printing technique of photographs.

#berlin #courtyard #winter #snow #schnee #hinterhof #postkartenliebe #winterzeit #wintertime #postcard #postkarte #postkaart #snailmail #cartespostales #fahrräder #bicycles #kreuzberg #stadtlandschaft #cityview #postcrossing #postcardsfromtheworld #photography #fotografie #giftshop #wintermood #winterstimmung #happymail #urbanphotography

Das Wetter heute war perfekt für einen langen Winterspaziergang…

#getoutside #neverstopexploring #draussenmensch #hiking #getoutandhike #wandern #wintertime

Gefrorene und schneebedeckte Bäume, die Sonne scheint, der Himmel ist strahlend blau

Gefrorenes und schneebedecktes Feld, die Sonne scheint, der Himmel ist strahlend blau

Tiny frozen waves breaking upon an icy shore and a solitary clump of dormant grass, Scoville Reservoir, Wolcott, Connecticut. February 8, 2020, 4:40 PM.

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The title pretty much says most of it. A fast freeze has left the surface of the lake covered in ridged ice that in closeup look like hundreds of waves glinting in the sunlight breaking upon a shore where a clump of golden brown dormant grass stands its solitary vigil.

Survival of the fittest contest, 2026 winter edition

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Barca sul fiume in inverno
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Reflections of leafless trees in a lightly rippled stream through a dormant winter marsh. Winter abstract, Finch Brook Preserve, Wolcott, Connecticut. December 22, 2017, 3:27 PM.

#hiking #photography #outdoors #landscapephotography #nature #Connecticut #winter #forest #snow #stream #reflections #wintertime