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#Compliment #Applaud #AprilFirst #Tariffs

Go away, kid, you're bothering me with not only all your brain numbingly dumb but also all your annoyingly verisimilitudinous fake news posts. That's so last millennium.

Ugh. April 1st. Amirite?

#meme #DontTreadOnMe #IKnow #OlderThanYou #AprilFirst #AprilFool #AprilFools #TrueInternetFact

Meme format, Gadsden flag, with the snake. Words say "I know memes older than you."

Go away, kid, you're bothering me with not only all your brain numbingly dumb but also all your annoyingly verisimilitudinous fake news posts. That's so last millennium.

Ugh. April 1st. Amirite?

#meme #DontTreadOnMe #IKnow #OlderThanYou #AprilFirst #AprilFool #AprilFools #TrueInternetFact

Is it a 1st of April Joke?
Never mind, for me it is an opportunity to show some technological knowledge.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/03/crystalmark-retro-benchmark-extends-support-all-the-way-back-to-windows-95/

#windows95 #arstechnica #aprilfirst #technology

🐇🐇 Rabbit Rabbit 🐇🐇

Spotted on the streets of Boston by my niece ...

#rabbitrabbit #rabbits #rabbit #easterrabbit #itsapril #aprilfirst #april1st #firstdayofthemonth #firstofthemonth #goodluck #tradition #1stdayofthemonth #aprilrabbits

Today is the day I don't go to #news sites, I don't read my #RSS feed and I don't watch #YouTube videos either.

#AprilFools #April1st #AprilFirst #MentalHealth

Well, this is strange. Somebody just emailed me saying that they had found an old Chinese book and were wondering if it was valuable. The title is 網俠, or "Knight of the Nets", which I'd never heard of and can find no information on.

The thing is, it's not really text. The pages are filled with random characters in what looks like a square grid, but most of the squares are blank. Sometimes there are short sentences at the top of the page, often in the second person, like they're addressing the reader.

The scan I was sent is a bit hard to make out, so I copied some of the grid on paper. As best as I can tell, the accompanying sentence here says something like "you [honorific] hear the sound of water falling on coins of gold".

There is no information about the author, the publisher, or the year of publication, only a date of some sort on the first page: the first day of the fourth month.

Any ideas?

#ChineseLanguage #puzzles #games #YetAnotherStupidJoke #AprilFirst #Nethack

In staggered rows from left to right, the Traditional Chinese characters for "fountain", then "demon" repeated three times, followed by "dragon", "I" and "dog"

Year loading progress at 25%

Trust things you read on the Internet even less than normal tomorrow.

#shenanigans #aprilFirst

On April First we foolishly advertise plays we will (probably) never stage!

"Long ago, the four empires lived together in tyranny. Then everything changed when the Time Lord interfered." But there's hope yet - "Skarino: the Last Dalek Bender"!

Don't worry, you WON'T see this at CabbageCon later this month! 🤣

#AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFirst

#Dalek #DoctorWho #Avatar #AtLA #LastAirbender #parody

‘𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗟 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟𝗦’ 🤭

More silly comics on https://custardfist.com

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist #aprilfools #April1st #aprilfirst #prank #pranks

On April First we foolishly advertise plays we will (probably) never stage!

The unexpected viral crossover commedia dell'arte / pop culture sensation no one expected (or even asked for) don't miss "Barbitano" NOT coming this summer! 🤣

#AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFirst

#CommediaDellArte #commedia #improv #improvisation #theater #OhioState #OSU #Barbie

Rabbit Rabbit 🐇 🐇

Detail of a painting by UK Artist David Briscoe

#davidbriscoe #rabbitrabbit #rabbits #rabbit #rabbitart #ukartist #oilpainting #oilpainter #aprilfirst #april #itsapril #aprilishere #firstofthemonth #firstdayofthemonth #april1st #firstofapril #avril #firstdayofapril #goodluck #goodlucktradition #tradition

It's now trans invisibility day
If you are caught visible
You are going to be given a potion of invisibility
#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #queer #aprilfools #aprilfirst #april1st #april_fools_day

Okay. #PSA time.

Tomorrow is #AssholeDay. I'm sure you think your wheeze, especially if it is a political gag, is very funny. We live in a post Poe's Law world though. There is no gag that won't be harmful, stressful, or even indistinguishable from actual political policy. There world is tough enough already without deliberate trolling crap. So, can we #JustNot, please?

#AprilFirst #April1st

Oh great. I just realised that Monday is #AssholeDay. The worst day of the week combines forces with the worst day of the year which brings out the worst people doing the worst things.
#AprilFirst