#BASTARDS

2025-06-26

How many days does it take for New York EZPass to register the open-road-tolling? Ehhhh, anyone got a dart? I’m shit at darts, but I bet I could divine the exact date, as I throw the dart, it sails through an open window, and gets stuck in a passing Ice Cream Truck playing Pop Goes The Weasel… No, I’m not actually interested in an answer on this. I just like mocking New York State.

2025-06-19

Today is my #birthday.

No need to congratuate me, I mention it only because I'm beefing about my fecking #family.

Not one of them has even mentioned it.

#Bastards.

2025-06-19

@RaymondPierreL3 all I can think about is the screaming headlines if workers seek an above inflation pay rise.
#bastards

2025-06-16

The scammers are getting in quickly

I received this today. Now I have been listed as a carer for my partner (although I did not get any benefits while in the role, not needing that sort of support), so this might have been genuine - the url and the deadlines (even by DWP standards) were a bit of a giveaway and I suspect this was a random chancer text message.

#Scam #DWP #UK #Bastards

Text message from a scammer - reads 

DWP ---OFFICIAL RELEASE NOTICE:
In light of the continuing rise in energy prices, you have been confirmed as eligible to apply for an energy grant of £200-300.
The grant will be used to pay for household electricity and gas bills, as well as the energy consumption of popular appliances such as water heaters, cookers and air conditioners.
Please complete your application by Tuesday 17
June 2025 or the application portal will close.
Apply now: https:// gov.comsitebdv.life/gov?
ajy=da9IAU
DWP is committed to providing tangible help to every family.’
Airplanista 🇺🇦Av8rdan@mytransponder.com
2025-06-13

Israel just launched a military strike on Iran, and within minutes, global markets are plunging.

Of course, one market that is not plunging is Brent crude oil futures, which has skyrocketed on the news.

Hope you filled up your car or truck today. Because you know that load of gasoline in the ground down at the AM/PM? It just jumped $.50/gal, if you are lucky, probably more like a buck a gallon. Because Big Oil just loves a good war, especially one in the Middle East.

#Greedy #Bastards

Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿alexlac51@mastodon.scot
2025-05-22
2025-05-07

It’s really sad that this is the state of the world now, but I received this US Census letter and my first thought was to assume that it might be a scam because normally the national census goes out every 10 years and the next one isn’t due until 2030. On the inside, it mentions that they are looking for ways to save taxpayer money and I immediately thought it must be something to do with Doge. 🙄 In any case, I hate giving this current administration any personal information about myself. Although who am I kidding, I’m sure they already have everything they could possibly want.

#Bastards

Letter from the US Census with the address and the notation: THE AMERICAN COMMUNITY SURVEY YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW.Excerpt: Your response is required by U.S. law. Because your household has been asked to participate on behalf of your community, it is vital that you complete this survey to help meet critical needs in your area. The Census Bureau is using the internet to collect this information to conserve natural resources, save taxpayers' money, and process data more efficiently. If you are unable to complete the survey online, we will send you a paper questionnaire in a few weeks. If you need help completing the survey or have questions, please call 1-800-354-7271. Thank you in advance for your prompt response.
KilleansRow 🇺🇲 🇺🇦🍀KilleansRow@mastodon.online
2025-03-31

2/2…many are generally confused by a certain cadre of #Physicists on the one hand describing tools from #StringTheory they know and love on while calling out it’s flaws on the other (that generally being the failure to cough up a viable #TheoryOfEverything) while failing to mention that these are problems with which the entirety of #Physics has also failed at spectacularly. Watch and you’ll know when folks r using string theory tools as explainers while dissing string theory.
#Bastards
🤣☕️🤘

2025-03-14

34. #Bastards (#MicahAnderson)
Another Into the Odd hack, the third and my sixth game in a week (phew!). My randomly generated character is an insubstantial servant who died and became a ghost when pursuing riches. However he can touch magical things which proves useful as we try to reconstruct the Moon God. But the finished article proves too much. I started out dead and finished dead and mad. It was jolly good fun.

#ttrpg
#2025Games

2025-03-03
Good Morning on Monday, #Overkill #Bastards of #Motörhead - thank god I am German so I can use heavy metal Umlauts Ö ;) Just kidding!

#vinyl #nowplaying #nowspinning #motörhead #hardrock #rocknroll
#vinylcollection #vinylisation #vinylmontag #herrmontagvinyl
Matias Aunola 🚲🌈matijas234@eliitin-some.fi
2025-02-05

@ssirkia Free to cheer for the #corrupt #bastards

AnonyMoose 🇨🇦An0n@beige.party
2025-02-03

Well, I got cornered by my boss and the scheduler to talk about miscommunication between myself and the scheduler so we can get things done right. Naturally I got defensive because they all but said that I must do my job better.
After some digging, I discovered that I did nothing wrong! An updated schedule gets put out on Friday and my department isn't in Fridays so how they hell am I supposed to plan my production based on a schedule I haven't seen?? Bastards.

#Work #Bastards

2025-01-30

Something sinister is going on. I write a lot of emails to people, with my name (Martin) clearly stated at the bottom. For decades this has worked perfectly well.

But now they have all started replying and calling me Martyn.

Why TF would they do that?

My usual response is to reply by changing any i in their name to a y too. If the don't have any then I sometimes just do it everywhere in the email.

Seriously pisses me off. I know it shouldn't but it does. #bastards

Ernst Greiner 🇪🇺ernstgreiner@techhub.social
2025-01-29

@p6
Du hast offensichtlich keine Katzen...

#catsofmastodon #bastards

2025-01-28

You better bet the Mango Mussolini and his goons want chaos and confusion.
#Bastards
apple.news/AeiyHXxP5TBWJNS-rKT

AnonyMoose 🇨🇦An0n@beige.party
2025-01-28

I did my job and I did it correctly AND in a timely fashion. But I bet I still get blamed for someone else not doing theirs. Corporate bastards.

#Corporate #Bastards #Work

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