#BumperSticker

Carson Hilldicenbuttons
2026-02-13

An amusing I encountered in the wild today. Cheers besties.

A bumper sticker captured in the wild. It features a crying green "alien cat" and reads "Bestie please let me merge."
i was ATTEMPTING to look up a quote by #ZoraHurston but the #internet had other plans for me. #moodsfor2026

[in the picture is a ridiculous yellow and black #bumpersticker that tells the person driving behind you, "If you honk at me I will kill myself"]
Felicity Shouldersfaerye@pie.gd
2026-01-01

Okay, this wins the parking lot. I gotta print me up one like this for Richard III!

#BumperSticker

Photo of white bumper sticker with magenta bumper sticker reading “Justice for Anne Boleyn” in large serifed capital letters.
2005-06-20

Beware of Invisible Cows

Up at the visitor’s center for the Mauna Kea observatories, there’s a sign that says, “Beware of Invisible Cows.” It was dark when we were there, and I tried to get this picture without using the flash since there were people with portable telescopes ten feet away, so it’s really blurry:

Fortunately someone in charge recognized the humor value, and the visitor’s center sells bumper stickers:


Of course, it turns out other people, visiting during the day, have snapped better pictures of the sign.

Update 2025: They still sell stickers, magnets and T-shirts featuring the warning! The T-shirts are printed with the words, but not the cows, in glow-in-the-dark ink, so at night, the cows are in fact invisible. I’m tempted…

Note: Our visit to Mauna Kea was on Saturday, April 9, 2005.

#bumperSticker #hawaii #hawaii2005 #maunaKea #roadSigns #signs #tops

2025-12-13

Complex systems under strain often simplify abruptly.

2025-09-03

Saw a bumper sticker that said You are no Christian / supporting that hate

#BumperSticker

Bumper sticker of the day. 👏 #bumpersticker #mybodymychoice

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2025-08-03

saw this car window sticker on the way to the tesla takedown protest

honestly still don't know whether it's bdsm or jesus

all the etsy shops with them are shut down so i'm leaning towards bdsm but

some of them were definitely jesus so

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

#bdsm #christofascist #BumperSticker #WindowSticker #sticker #why #stop #StopIt #FreaksInABadWay

upper-case block letters H E ("he") followed by a greater-than sign followed by a lower case i, all letters in black.
2025-07-07
I don’t usually like bumper stickers. But…

#fyp #books #bookbans #bumpersticker #youshouldreadmore #reading #boredstiff
2025-06-25

Something that true fans will appreciate. My new
I love and her healthy obsession of butts.
My hubby is now mortified that he sometimes has to drive this car. 😆

Bumper sticker inspired by Bob's Burgers that has Tina on it with the words, "Bumper to Bumper."
2025-06-13

Spotted this in a parking lot on a pickup truck; I first thought it was another idiot, then noticed the rainbow bar on top. The smaller text shows they are def on our side, a brave one.
#ThankYou #bumpersticker #resist

A window decal on a car says in all capital letters: TRUMP IS A TRAITOR.  There's a bar of rainbow colors on top.
2025-06-13

Spotted this in a parking lot on a pickup truck; I first thought it was another idiot, then noticed the rainbow bar on top. The smaller text shows they are def on our side, a brave one.
#ThankYou #bumpersticker #resist

A window decal on a car says in all capital letters: TRUMP IS A TRAITOR.  There's a bar of rainbow colors on top.
2025-05-27
Discount Storytimediscountstorytime
2025-05-09

Made some new stickers for the show.

Orange bumper sticker that reads "I survived my surgery at St. Tetanus Medical Center." with discountstorytime.com in bottom right corner.

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