Two bonus cat #jokes this week:

Q: What's a cat's favorite cereal?
A: Mice Crispies

Q: If a cat were an artist, what would it paint?
A: Paw-traits

( #HootinTootinTuesday is a day late this week. My apologies.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #CatMemes #Puns #CatJokes #Caturday

Why does the cat always look the same when it meows?

Because that's its only purr-pose.

#CatJokes 😹

Hilarious Cats Compilation 🐈 | Episode 172 #shorts
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcC31meQt4vIQMaFMklNHXg

Hilarious Cats Compilation 🐈 | Episode 172 #shorts #funnycats #catcomedy #hilariouscats #catsofinstagram #kittylaughs #catsbeingfunny #catjokes #cathumor #catfails2021 #crazycats from SamtpfotenTV

https://knowitallyt.wordpress.com/2024/08/08/hilarious-cats-compilation-%f0%9f%90%88-episode-172-shorts-https-www-youtube-com-channel-uccc31meqt4viqmafmklnhxg/

My Grand Elder, King Edward Longtooth, seems to be a fan of mid-20th century Chinese communist leaders. He keeps walking up to me and shouting "MAO!!"!

#CatJokes

https://punnypeak.com/kitty-puns/ "
" "Why couldn't the cat take a nap? Because he was already feline tired! 😹

#catjokes #funnycat #kittenhumor #puns #catsofinstagram #meow #cathumor #petjokes #kittylove #pawfectjoke"

https://punnypeak.com/jaguar-puns/
"What do you call a sneaky cat? A jaguar! 🐆😂
#jaguar #animalpuns #funnycats #wildlifehumor #punny #catjokes #laughteristhebestmedicine #caturday #dadjokes #punintended"

https://punnypeak.com/oregano-puns/ What is a cat's favorite spice? Hairy oregano! 😸🌿 #Oregano #SpiceUpYourLife #CatJokes #Punny #HerbsAndSpices #KitchenHumor #CookingComedy #SeasoningSilliness #FunnyFood #CulinaryLaughs

Question: How many cats does it take to help you make the bed?

Response: Well, how many cats do you have in the house?

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatJokes

they want some alone time

#CatMemes
#FunnyCats
#Caturday
#CatHumor
#MeowMemes
#KittyComedy
#PurrfectMemes
#FelineFunnies
#CatLOLs
#WhiskerWednesday
#GigglePaws
#PawsAndLaughs
#CatCaption
#MemeCats
#HilariousCats
#CatJokes
#FurryFunnies
#CatMemeCentral
#LMAOCats
#LaughingWhiskers
#MewMemes
#FunnyKittens
#SmileWithCats
#CatGigglefest
#MemeMonday
#CatsOfInstagram
#CatComicRelief
#MirthfulMoggies #WhiskerWisdom #FelineFridays

A CAT(0) space is a metric space which never whacks you with their paws. #Math #Mathematics #MathJokes #MathematicsJokes #CAT0 #Cats #Cat #CatJokes #CAT(0)

#catjokes& puns
Pawsible = possible
Anything is pawsible!

#catjokes& puns
Feline = feeling
How's your cat today?
He's feline fine!

#catJokes&Puns

Purrfect = perfect

To me, you are purrfect.

My cat just learned how to open the fridge. Now he’s raiding all the cheese and ham. I guess he’s a meow-niac. #CatsOfMastodon #catjokes #mastodon #comedy

#catJokes
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A catastrophe!

#catJokes
Why do cats like to lie on computers?
To keep an eye on the mouse.

#catJokes
Why do cats hate shopping online?
They prefer browsing through catalogues.

#catJokes
Why do cats have minty breath?
The use mousewash.

#catJokes
Why do you have to watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a Poodle!