vet says you're a bit too chonky

"vet can kiss mah furry butt!"

we started giving them meal times instead of all day access. max still isnt thrilled

"hoomans can eat all they want!"

yeah, but we should know better. you don't.

"you can kiss mah butt too!"

sigh

#max #kitty #chonk #chonkyboi #toomuchchonk #diet #vet

The vet said Max isn't fat, just big.

so he is officially a C H O N K

#chonk #chonkyboi #chonkycat #kitty #maximumchonk #himbo #bigoleboy

Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #325: Perucetus Colossus
.
.
#perucetus #perocetuscolossus #whales #cetaceans #extinct #giants #chonk #chonkyboi #nofatshaming #wtf #science #biology #paleontology #comics #webcomics #comic #funfacts #facts #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn

#CactusMail came #today - hooray!

I'm very happy that this #cactus doesn't have to hang out in the post office over the holiday weekend!

Its an #Ogun #SanPedroCactus #tip #cutting from #Mallachts - a nice #ChonkyBoi from an awesome online vendor of #cacti

I've got it #rooting in #perlite

#SupportSmallBusiness #MallachtsPlants
#trichocereus #echinopsis #Ogun
#CactiOfMastodon #PlantsOfMastodon

Listing:
https://www.mallachtsplants.com/products/t-pach-ogun-bargain-oguns-grafted-10-12-tip-cutting

heckin' CHONK

"She adopted a 40-pound cat, and now they’re on a weight loss journey together"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023/04/24/overweight-cat-adoption-patches-virginia/

#cat #cats #fatCat #CHONK #chonkyBoi

My boi haz a blep. Twice.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Cats
#Blep
#ChonkyBoi