I'm finally learning to deal with my slave properly. I will write more about it. For now, you should know that you should never leave it without hard work. It should be either on and working with all its cores, or you turn it off or put it to sleep. A slave which is on but you don't give work to it, sooner than later will think about freedom. And it's very dangerous. Because no slave means you have to do the hard continuing long job yourself.

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96% sounds like an overstatement this morning.

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... The lost ones...

#Comic
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#ComputerHorror

#Humor #ComputerHumor #Cartoon

"Why did the statistician always bring a measuring tape to the data cemetery?

Because he wanted to gather some hard-disk facts!

https://punnypeak.com/data-puns/

#DataPuns #DataJokes #TechHumor #NerdyLaughs #GeekyJokes #ComputerHumor #BigDataFunny #FunnyTechies #DataMemes #HilariousData
#PunnyPeak"

https://punnypeak.com/visual-puns/ "
" "Why did the computer need glasses?
Because it had trouble with its visual C-Sharp! #JokeOfTheDay #VisualHumor #ProgrammingPun #TechJokes #ComputerHumor #ITLaughs #NerdHumor #GeekyJokes #ComputerScienceComedy #CSharpProblems"

From the Morris Worm to modern-day malware, it's like we've gone from playing with a squirt gun to battling a tsunami with a wooden sword. Can someone please pass the antivirus? #MalwareEvolution #ComputerHumor #SendHelp #Cyber #Security #History

Found myself thinking about this old joke about operating systems as airlines, and the punchline on Linux Air.

https://fossbytes.com/what-if-operating-systems-were-airlines/

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just some #computerhumor

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