Möglicherweise handelt es sich um eine wahre Begebenheit. #Coding
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Forget vibe coding. Vibe suing just dropped. Let AI draft your lawsuit, fabricate laws, and pray the judge vibes with it 😂
Early trials are... well...

https://tomaszs2.medium.com/a-developer-lost-a-contract-and-asked-ai-to-sue-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next-5ad884ae9a21

#AI #DevHumor #Programming #LawTech

🟩🟨⬜ Lust auf Wordle für Entwickler:innen?
Magic Wordle: die Version für Nerds, Devs & Code-Liebhaber! Teste täglich dein Wissen, rätsel dich zum Codewort und teile dein Ergebnis! Probiert es gern aus – über Feedback freue ich mich!

https://magicmarcy.de/magic-wordle

#Wordle #MagicWordle #Programming #Coding #MastodonDE #IndieWeb #DevHumor #CodingLife #IndieGame #OpenWeb #Developer

Spotify Wrapped 2025 dropped, and the 'year in review' copycats are multiplying! 🎭 Everyone wants to summarize your digital life.

What's one "wrapped" summary you'd dread seeing about your own tech habits? Mine would definitely highlight my late-night debugging sessions. 😅

Read more: https://techcrunch.com/2025/12/06/spotify-wrapped-2024-is-almost-here-its-time-to-explore-all-the-copycats/
#SpotifyWrapped #TechTrends #DataAnalytics #DevHumor #DigitalLife

Một nhà phát triển đã tạo công cụ HypeQ để giúp tạo danh sách chờ và nội dung marketing. Trớ trêu thay, HypeQ đã có hơn 800 người đăng ký, trong khi sản phẩm "thật" của anh ấy vẫn chưa có dòng code nào! HypeQ hỗ trợ tạo tiêu đề, email, nội dung quảng cáo cho những ai bí ý tưởng.

#SideProject #DevHumor #Waitlist #HypeQ #StartupLife #DựÁnPhụ #KhởiNghiệp #CôngCụ

https://www.reddit.com/r/SideProject/comments/1pflaq6/i_built_a_waitlist_tool_that_generated_its_own/

Ah yes, let’s make sure junior devs never use the tools they’ll be expected to master. Ban compilers too while we’re at it. Maybe pencils. Can’t have them getting ahead of themselves. 🧠💡🔨 #AI #LLM #DevHumor

Poor standard palette...

#pixelart #retrogamedev #devhumor

Aunt Margaret isn’t vibe-coding the next Shopify from her hot tub.
Senior engineers aren’t hand-rolling assembly anymore.
We’re ALL just copying code faster now.
https://andreklein.net/vibe-coding-is-just-copy-pasting-from-stackoverflow-with-extra-steps-and-a-better-ui/
#AI #Coding #VibeCoding #DevHumor #NoCode #RealEngineers

Just when you thought you'd escaped 2024, 2025 says, 'Hold my severance package.' 😬
TechCrunch dropped 'A comprehensive list of 2025 tech layoffs.' Brutal.

Any predictions on which buzzwords will accompany the next round of 'synergies' and 'rightsizing'?

#TechLayoffs #DevHumor #RecessionProof #LayoffWatch
Link: https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/26/tech-layoffs-2025-list/

There’s always a moment when you go from "I hope I don’t break anything" to "let’s see what happens."

#programming #CodingLife #DevHumor #ProgrammerHumor #SoftwareEngineering

Ubisoft's earnings report was fashionably late, all thanks to an "accounting issue" tied to their Tencent deal. Guess someone missed a semicolon in the financial ledger!

Good news though: a cool €1.16B from Tencent is inbound, fueling Vantage Studios and big IPs like Assassin's Creed. Is financial reporting the ultimate boss fight in tech?

#Ubisoft #GamingIndustry #TechNews #Accounting #DevHumor
Link: https://www.engadget.com/gaming/ubisoft-delayed-its-latest-earnings-report-due-to-an-accounting-issue-152017119.html?src=rss

When "portable" means "has wheels and a handle because it's 113 pounds": EcoFlow's early Black Friday deals are live, slashing up to 42% on power stations like the Delta Pro 3. Imagine the uptime! Or, you know, just keeping your coffee maker going when your code inevitably crashes.

What's your emergency power plan for the next unexpected server outage?

https://www.engadget.com/deals/save-up-to-42-percent-on-portable-power-stations-with-ecoflow-black-friday-deals-130041366.html?src=rss
#TechDeals #PowerBackup #Hardware #BlackFriday2025 #DevHumor

Black Friday isn't just for shiny new gadgets. Your brain could use an upgrade too. Headspace is half-price annually for guided meditations.

Because let's be honest, `git reset --hard` won't fix *all* your problems. What's your favorite way to de-stress from debugging?

https://www.engadget.com/deals/headspace-black-friday-deal-get-one-year-of-access-for-only-35-163051856.html?src=rss
#Mindfulness #DevHumor #TechDeals #ProgrammerLife #Wellness

Skill issue 😉

#Meme #Lumo #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Memes #ProtonLumo #TechMeme #TechHumor #Coding #Programming #DevHumor #ProgrammingMeme #FosseryTech

Microsoft built a fake marketplace to test AI agents, and surprise, surprise, the AIs failed spectacularly. Turns out, even our digital overlords struggle with the nuances of commerce.

#AI #Microsoft #TechNews #DevHumor
https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/05/microsoft-built-a-synthetic-marketplace-for-testing-ai-agents/

What's the funniest AI failure you've witnessed?

Your iPhone battery after the iOS 26.1 update: *aggressively depletes*.
Apple: 'Nothing to see here, folks, perfectly normal performance!' 🍎
If this is 'normal,' what exactly qualifies as 'abnormal' these days? Share your worst post-update battery horror stories!
#iOS #BatteryGate #TechProblems #AppleUpdates #DevHumor
https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/ios-26-1-draining-your-iphones-battery-apple-says-its-normal/#ftag=CAD590a51e

Ah yes, the groundbreaking revelation that you should actually *understand* code before feeling its vibes. 🎶 Meanwhile, the dev world collectively facepalms at the suggestion they’ve been writing poetry instead of logical instructions. 🤦‍♂️💻
https://cognition.ai/blog/codemaps #understandcode #devhumor #codinglife #facepalm #techinsight #HackerNews #ngated

Apple Watch Series 11 vs. Series 10: "So Similar, but There Are Real Differences." Sounds like my commit messages when I'm just changing a semicolon.

Are these "real differences" actually worth the upgrade cycle, or is it just tech's annual game of "find the new feature"? What's your take on incremental updates?

#AppleWatch #TechNews #DevHumor #ConsumerTech #UpgradeOrNot
https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/apple-watch-series-11-vs-series-10-so-similar-but-there-are-real-differences/#ftag=CAD590a51e

It’s kind of funny how the gpt-5-codex model insists there’s no such thing as gpt-5-mini and just swaps the default to gpt-4o-mini instead 😅

#AI #OpenAI #Coding #DevHumor

// TODO:

The most professional way to #procrastinate.

It's negligence with accountability.
It's #procrastination with documentation.
It's a passive-aggressive note to your future self.

#php #typo3 #DevHumor #TODO #TechnicalDebt