#ProgrammerLife

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-11

๐ŸŽฎ Ah, yes, the techies' eternal quest to reinvent the wheel ๐Ÿ”„ with more bugs ๐Ÿ›! aims to resurrect a 24-year-old game nobody asked to be resurrected, proving once again that is the ultimate programmer's trap. ๐Ÿš€
vcmi.eu/

Urban Hafnerujh@masto.ai
2025-12-01

I've been dealing with a database that randomly go slow over the last days. I couldn't figure it out, but I suspected that it was a fundamental misconfiguration as the load wasn't super high and not table was super big (16mil rows isn't all that much). Turns out it was the bloody AWS storage that ran out of IOPS. The graph showed it, in fact multiple graphs did show it, but you sometimes just don't see stuff. ๐Ÿ™ˆ

#programmerlife #itsalwaysastupidthing

Mind Ludemindlude
2025-11-14

Black Friday isn't just for shiny new gadgets. Your brain could use an upgrade too. Headspace is half-price annually for guided meditations.

Because let's be honest, `git reset --hard` won't fix *all* your problems. What's your favorite way to de-stress from debugging?

engadget.com/deals/headspace-b

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-23

Ah yes, the thrilling saga of someone discovering that replacing `println` with `p` makes them a "smart" programmer. ๐ŸŽ‰ Because who needs innovation when you can just add a single-letter alias to your functions? ๐Ÿง  Why solve problems the hard way when you can, uh, solve them the exact same way but with fewer characters? Genius! ๐Ÿ™Œ
tonsky.me/blog/hashp/

2025-10-20

๐Ÿš€ Building My First Mobile App! ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Iโ€™ve started working on my very first mobile app project. Every day Iโ€™m learning more about coding, design, and problem-solving. Itโ€™s challenging but exciting โ€” step by step, Iโ€™m turning ideas into reality. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ก

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-15

๐ŸŒˆ Syntax highlighting: the modern-day Christmas lights for your code, where everything screams for attention and you're left squinting through a rainbow-infested forest of variables and punctuation. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’ก The article suggests there's a right way to wield this tool, but we're too busy getting lost in the psychedelic spaghetti to care. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคฏ
tonsky.me/blog/syntax-highligh

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-11

โ˜€๏ธ Behold, the riveting tale of a programmer who traded a cozy, dimly-lit cave for the blinding glory of . ๐ŸŒž Apparently, swapping monitors for UV rays was the groundbreaking epiphany needed to remind us of the sunโ€™s existenceโ€”riveting stuff, if solar anecdotes are your vibe. ๐Ÿ“–โœจ
wickstrom.tech/2025-10-10-prog

Obvitreeobvitree
2025-10-10
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-05

๐Ÿคฃ "Programmer quits after losing argument to AI... and wife. ๐Ÿ’” Apparently, AI's sparkling wit and confidence cuts deeper than his own code. Goodbye coding, hello existential crisis!"
mindthenerd.com/i-do-not-want-

Dr. Chetan Dhongadedr_chetan
2025-09-04

Coding is no longer just a tech skill โ€“ itโ€™s the language of innovation. ๐Ÿš€ Whether you dream of building apps, diving into AI, or shaping the digital future, coding is the ultimate superpower in todayโ€™s competitive world.

drchetandhongade.com/web-desig

















2025-08-28

"A Curious Mind In The World Of Programming And Community, And A Nature Lover With An Old Soul."
Letโ€™s Share Ideas Here.




"A Digital Art Of The Word โ€˜Codeโ€™ In A Retro Style."
Obvitreeobvitree
2025-08-12

This part of my life? I call it the 'AAAAAAA' phase โ€” where code meets chaos and sanity takes a coffee break! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚

Obvitreeobvitree
2025-08-08

Who needs comfort zone when you've got Python zone๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜‚

Obvitreeobvitree
2025-08-05

๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ On paper: โ€˜Uhโ€ฆ semicolon goes where?โ€™
๐Ÿ’ป On the computer: โ€˜I AM SPEED!โ€™ โšก

Obvitreeobvitree
2025-07-29

Coding in Python be like: ๐ŸŽฉโœจ import magic, play jazz, solve life ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŽถ

Obvitreeobvitree
2025-07-18

When you swear you'll solve the bug yourself... but ChatGPT is just too helpful ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿผ

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