I was going to produce something for YouTube, but I figured I'd have to make this 18+ there because of the bloody pearl clutching, and nobody would watch it.
It contains very mild references to body parts, not worth a CW.
Jazz: “Ooh! I feel something. Are you happy to see me?”
Max: “Yes, my duck is quite happy to see you.”
Jazz: “You charmer! You know you don’t have to call it a d…”
[“Quack!”]
Jazz: “Good grief! Is that a…”
["Quack!"]
Max: “Yes, as I said, my duck is happy to see you.”
Jazz: “But how?”
Max: “Old habit. I carry a duck in my pants wherever I go. It is quite fond of meeting people.”
["Quack!"]
Jazz: “How come I’ve not noticed it before.”
Max: “It was just out on vacation.”
Jazz: “Vacation?”
Max: “Yes, my duck went to Duck, North Carolina. Fitting, eh?”
["Quack!"]
Jazz: “Now, where were we?”
Max: “Hmm…”
Jazz: “Yes…”
Max: “Ooh, your nipples are erect.”
["Quack!"]
Jazz: “One second.”
Max: “What?”
Jazz: “These are not nipples.”
Max: “Okay, what are they then?”
["Quack!"]
Jazz: “I mined my breasts. These are mines. Firecrackers actually, but still.”
Max: “The hell???”
Jazz: “You can’t be too vigilant.”
Max: “But how is this possible? It is not even a pun.”
["Quack!"]
Jazz: “It is!”
Max: “How?”
Jazz: “Don’t touch those breasts of mine.”
Max: “I guess I’ll have to accept it.”
Jazz: “Now, where were we.”
[Boom!]
Max: “Ouch!”
Jazz: “Oops! Forgot to deactivate them.”
["Quack!"]
[Here's your unsolicited duck pic: 🦆]
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