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Folks, I've built an incredible, tremendous, amazing idiocracy—people love it! It's huge, it's perfect, it's winning, and let me tell you—nobody does it better!

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An AI generated picture of Trump, wearing a smug expression and his characteristic pout, standing behind the desk in the Oval Office with a jester’s hat on his head. On the desk lies a die, its sides bearing the words: Tariffs, Sanctions, and Ban.

Some funny lil fools for your court! Get a court jester to fill your day with joy 💕🃏

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A set of digital illustrations, titled "Court Jesters". One is cat, in a stripey suit with a jingly jester hat, they look like they've been joyously thrown through the air. Another is a goat, in a flouncy jingly bell collar with matching hat, hopping forwards. Lastly is a crow covered in stars, wearing a ruffled collar and a jingly jester hat.

"An author is a fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on boring future generations." --Charles de #Montesquieu

#quote #author #fool

Americans!

Aaaaaamericaaaaans!!

Be like China, Trump is weak.
Just say no, NO.

No, you stupid thick arrogant fool.

#musk #tesla #trump #fool

...#trees and #bushes dont grow in neat little rows.

arrogance does that to suit its needs to its eyes as is pleasing to itself alone...without any thought to what the #plants or its #communities need.

....but lo, if the plant begins to wither, its now the weak and ugly thing to be plucked out discarded and replaced...

and not the #fool who #colonized it against its #nature and needs in the first place?...

Someone please tell this #stupid #fool that #scientific (especially #medical) journals have their own #peer #reviews and follow #evidence. But seriously, the attack on #academic #freedom from this #criminal #administration led by a #felon is #dangerous. This #corrupt #buffoon is the downfall of the #USA. #saveUSA and #impeach this #rapist NOW! Time for all #research and #educational community to #unite and #oppose #antiAmerican #fascist #government #thugs.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-attorney-demands-scientific-journal-222344521.html

The acting U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia sent a letter this week to the editor of a scientific journal for chest doctors, implying that the journal was partisan and asking a series of questions about how the publication protects the public from misinformation, whether it included competing viewpoints and whether it was influenced by funders or advertisers.

“It has been brought to my attention that more and more journals and publications like CHEST Journal are conceding that they are partisans in various scientific debates,” the letter from acting U.S. Attorney Ed Martin stated, before noting that “you have certain responsibilities.”

The letter caught the attention of First Amendment groups and some scientists, who raised concerns that it was designed to suppress academic and scientific freedom.

From the #Cordilleran #Courtship #Caravan, The #Poobah says: “An #alpaca hums. A #llama stares. One carries your pack, the other your #grudges. But only a #fool in #love would __________ while both watch, chewing judgmentally.”

Fill in the blank. Tag someone who’s been that fool. You know the one.

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#Poobahian
#PoobahSays
#TempleOfTwaddle
#SacredNonsense
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#diaperdon #trump wrote a executive order regarding water pressure in the shower, which was imposed by earlier administrations to save water which in many places has become quite scares.

It seems the #president has been a #fool and not fixed his shower himself instead he been complaining, which is the only thing he know how to do.

No need for a executive order, anyone can fix it themselves if they don't care about running out of water: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KP1PIvPDHdU

A meditation on craft, exploration, and the unending pursuit of knowledge through experience, despite doubt and adversity.

#poetry #poem #fool #storytelling #foxandthistle #mastodonart #rhyme #fediverse #graphicdesign #lettering #adversity #jack #artist

Poem and graphic illustrating and giving voice to the wistful loneliness that comes from sharing the all of the trades with Masters of One.... professional gardeners, photographers, fishermen, masons and geologists, plumbers and engineers, machinists, travelers and tourists, musicians, artists and painters, timekeepers, researchers and scholars, nutritionists and cooks.... and being undervalued and overlooked.

yes we can "change the subject", but that doesn't change the truth...

and turning a "#blind eye" won't make it go away anytime soon.

...all this narrative altering #peekaboo only means you cant see me, but im #stillhere and you'd rather play the #fool

@stevencudahy

#MastoPrompt #Fool #Poetry #Writing #SmallPoem #Poem #Politics

Too Easy

Too easy, to discard those
Who vote for people who
Damage their own countries
And people as fools, and not
To recognise that they, the
Populace, have been by
Political will under-educated,
Deliberately discouraged
From critical thinking by
Underfunding of schools,
By the burden of poor
Working conditions, and
The fear of being put out
Of work by those they make
Rich. Of all these voters,
Few are stupid, even fewer
Evil. They are products of
A system built to shape them
Into what they have become,
And only education will save
Them.

R 02/04/2025 19:22 Norwich

Naz spat out a mouthful of coffee. “Kim, did you swap the sugar and the salt?”

“April fools!” Kim laughed.

“C’mon! April Fools’ Day was yesterday. You got me with the green milk.”

“Fooled you twice. Shame on you!”

“Oh, grow up.”

“Love you too, Naz. I have to go. Did you see my— owww! Did you put marbles in my shoes?!”

“Nah. Peas. You know, give peas a chance.”

“What happened to ‘It was yesterday, grow up’?” Kim mimicked Naz's deep voice.

Naz shrugged as he washed out his mug. “’Tis the season. Love you too.”

#MastoPrompt #microfiction #fool

first lesson in school
ev’rybody plays a fool
trying to look cool

#haiku #poetry #writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity

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@stevencudahy

The #MastoPrompt for Wednesday 2 April 2025 is:

#fool

The poem or story can include the prompt word or be about the prompt word.

@ me, if you like, or just include the #MastoPrompt tag (to allow people to follow or filter their feeds), or keep your work to yourself - all the options are good as long as you're writing.

If you're including an image please do include alt-text if you’re able to.

#Writing #SmallPoem #Poetry #Fiction #MicroFiction #SmallStories

Another April Fools' Day, another opportunity to celebrate my favorite fool: John Constantine, the Hellblazer. Image from The Vertigo Tarot (1995), art by Dave McKean. More: https://www.instagram.com/p/DH6unuwpLYJ/
#AprilFools #Constantine #Hellblazer #Vertigo #Fool #Tarot #myth #pagan #heathen

THE FOOL card, featuring David McKean's representation of John Constantine the Hellblazer, from The Vertigo Tarot (1995).

We in The Confused Greenies of Players' Patchwork Theatre Company thought that today (the first day of the month of April) was an appropriate time to... uh.... announce our... um.... 2025 "season" .... Yeah... Enjoy!

#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Dalek #DoctorWho #Parody #Anime #SnowWhite #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #Fool #Foolish #Fools

It's the first of April so our troupe of fools encourages you to have foolish fun and folly today - and in fact everyday! We're not talking cruel pranks but the joys being mirthful and silly can bring to life!

#CommediaDellArte #Commedia #Improv #Improvisation #Theater #Pennsic #PennsicWar #SocietyForCreativeAnachronism #SCA #MySCA #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #Fool #Foolish #Fools

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