When Diane introduced me to one of her friends (Simon) we shook hands.
Simon: "Oh wow, you have such white hands." (oh wow, du hast so weisse HΓ€nde)
Me (looking at my palms and thinking): "Wow, what weird thing to say β I guess he must be drunk already."
Then, ten minutes later, she introduced me to another of her friends (Moritz). Again we shook hands.
Moritz: "Oh wow, you have such white hands." - and this time he turns to Diane: "Am I right? They are sooo white." - Diane turns to me and looks at me who, at this moment, must have become a huge question mark: "Yes, Moritz is right. Your hands are sooooo white."
Me (lookong at my palms again, looking at Moritz who is definitely not drunk, looking at Diane who looks really happy): "White? You think so?"
Diane: "Nicht weiss, sondern weich, soooo weich" (not white, soft, sooo soft)
Me: πππππ₯°
Edit: "weiss" and "weich" sound very similar, especially in a crowded environment like in a beer tent. And if the person saying it has drunk a few beers, they are nearly indistinguishable. Of course, my #FragMyBrain never assumed that my hands could be so soft that young people would be baffled by it.