#GLaDOS

Steven Saus [he/him]StevenSaus@faithcollapsing.com
2025-12-06

#glados Recites The Litany Against Fear From #dune

GLadOS voice made using github.com/nerdaxic/glados-tts


youtube.com/shorts/9o9UnwcMqbg

#glados Recites The Litany Against Fear From #dune
2025-12-06

#glados Recites The Litany Against Fear From #dune GLadOS voice made using https://github.com/nerdaxic/glados-tts https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9o9UnwcMqbg

#glados  Recites The Litany Against Fear From #dune
Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-12-01

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, has a message for Cyber Monday.

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."

#CyberMonday #Computer #Portal #GLaDOS #Parody #ComputerGame #VideoGame #ScienceFiction #SciFi

What song is Tom Listening To?TomsMusic
2025-10-12
Album art from the album The Orange Box (Original Soundtrack) by GLaDOS, Jonathan Coulton
Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-08-14
YUMERIA 🌸yumeria@pari.cafe
2025-07-26

What are you talking about, [Subject Name Here]? There’s clearly only one of me. That thing next to me is just a harmless, non-sentient turret. Maybe try not smashing your head into your companion cube next time.
何を言っているの、[Subject Name Here]? 私が二人いるはずないでしょう。こちらにいるのはただの通常タレットよ。最後の試験室でコンパニオンキューブに頭をぶつけすぎたんじゃない?
#kigurumi #着ぐるみ #portal2 #portal #glados #cosplay #cosplayer #valve

YUMERIA 🌸yumeria@pari.cafe
2025-07-26

This robot feels different… she’s not the one I used to know ( ˘•ω•˘ )

このロボット、なんか違う…前に知ってた子じゃないみたい ( ˘•ω•˘ )

#kigurumi #着ぐるみ #pixelart #pixelme #glados #portal #portal2 #cosplay #cosplayer #dollmask

2025-07-13

Portal 2's Co Op, assuming it's Canon, has notable effects on any potential Half Life 3.

You launch War Drones. It's played as a one off joke, but, her facility is allegedly ~1 Massachusetts Large. And she repaired it back to almost new in a couple hours.

Invading Aperture is a thing you can not pull off.

"But Aperture has no real reason to care about the Combine though!" I can hear you asking, but actually, she does. The people she gains at the end of the CoOp are pretty much all dead within a week, if I recall my lore correctly, and she released Chell. And clearly Atlas and P-Body aren't quite cutting it any more.

She's going to start making noise (The drones we released during CoOp), attracting the Combine to her relatively small above ground facilities. They're going to try to enter. And they will.

The first time, they'll be met by Atlas & P-Body and some turrets, and stripped of their technology for Glados to Study.

After that, for the most part, Combine entering the building will be high speed Emancipation Grilled, and sent for testing. Glados of course puts up the persona of this being a resistance base, a big one, aggravating the Combine all the time so they send more soldiers.

At some point she reveals the portal gun, and the combine of course freak out - Lets be real, it's miles ahead of what they or Black Mesa ever developed.

They call in reinforcements from other dimensions, and Glados, being a smart cookie, takes advantage, capturing yet more alien tech, learning from it, and reverse engineers her way to Xen.

And at that point it's all over. She can grab anybody, from any universe, for testing.

Heard of the Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative?
The Lore?

She has contact with parallel Apertures, but more importantly, parallel universes full of test subjects.

I submit that the players in this mode are in fact Combine, at least at first. Until they're all dead.

#Portal #Portal2 #HalfLife #HalfLife2 #HalfLife3 #Valve #Steam #HeadCannon #GameTheory #Glados #Games

2025-06-23

Still Alive, del juego Portal traducido al español por mi. Es mi primer intento, y aún faltan completar algunas partes.

¿Alguien de mastodon se anima a cantarla cuando esté lista? 🎤😁

(el texto está separado por nota musical, por eso está raro)

#Traducción #Español #Portal #Valve #StillAlive #glados

Fue un tri un fo
Lo a no to a quí Gran exi to
Es  toy más que su per sa tis  fe cha

A per tur Scien ce
We do what we must be cause we can

Por el bien de todos a quí sal vo  los que mu rie ron

No hay que llo rar cada me ti da de pa ta
Hay que seguir in ten tan do mien tras haya torta
Y haya ciencia por hacer
y una pistola que ar mar
por la gen te que si gue vi va


No estoy e no ja da
Es toy siendo tan sin ce ra a quí
In cluso cuan do mi co ra zon rom pis te

Y me hi ciste añi cos
Y me lan  zas te al fue go

Al ar der eso do lió es taba tan fe liz por ti


De pun tos de da tos sur gen be llas lineas
Ya sa limos del be ta nada nos re tra za rá
Que bue no que me Incen diaste
apren der no siempre es gra tis
por la gen te que si gue vi va

Tu ve y déja me
You creo que a quí me que da re
Tal vez encuen tres alguien que te a yu de

Qui zás Black Me sa
Fue una bro ma ja ja so ñá
A de más esta torta es genial tan de li cio say hume daLook at me still tal king when there’s scien ce to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you

I’ve ex pe ir ments to run the re is re sea arch to be done

En la  gen te que aun sigue vi va
Y tu  cré eme yo aun sigo vi va
Ha go  cien cia yo aun sigo vi va
Es toy fan tas tica y aun sigo vi va
Mien tras tur mue res yo aun vi vi ré
Y cuan do mue ras yo aun vi vi ré

Vi vi ré
Vi vi ré
Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-05-28

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, has calculated she is superior at telling tongue twisters, likely as she is not burdened with having a meat tongue.

What tongue twister, limerick, or fable should SaDOS dominate next?

(Based on the German tongue twister, Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier.)

#Portal #GlaDOS #Parody #VideoGame #TongueTwister #Rhubarb #RhubarbBarbara #BarbarasRhubarb

2025-04-15

Potato GLaDOS Core for ReSpeaker Lite
"This project integrates the iconic voice of GLaDOS from Portal into your smart home by deploying it on a ReSpeaker Lite Kit using ESPHome and Home Assistant."

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-04-04

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, wonders if you attended the April Fourth party?

#Portal #GlaDOS #Parody #VideoGame

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-03-23

@Daojoan call it "fast monarchy ending device" in the voice of #GLaDoS!

youtube.com/watch?v=DQUaEF2bJZ0

#music #mukke #mood

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-01-23

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, "politely" questions if you've registered yet for Cleveland ConCoction.

You should register TODAY to get the best badge rate! Pre-reg here: clevelandconcoction.org/regist

#Portal #GlaDOS #Parody #VideoGame #ClevelandConCoction #CleCon #SciFiCon #SciFiConvnetion

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-01-18

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, advises you to not trust social media for all your news and information.

#Portal #GlaDOS #Parody #VideoGame

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