#GLaDOS

2025-04-15

Potato GLaDOS Core for ReSpeaker Lite
"This project integrates the iconic voice of GLaDOS from Portal into your smart home by deploying it on a ReSpeaker Lite Kit using ESPHome and Home Assistant."

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-04-04

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, wonders if you attended the April Fourth party?

#Portal #GlaDOS #Parody #VideoGame

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2025-03-23

@Daojoan call it "fast monarchy ending device" in the voice of #GLaDoS!

youtube.com/watch?v=DQUaEF2bJZ0

#music #mukke #mood

100% TAX ✅ ✅shoppingtonz
2025-03-05

THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE

don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it.

Are all evil bots dead now?

Did GlaDOS trick work?

@federated

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-01-23

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, "politely" questions if you've registered yet for Cleveland ConCoction.

You should register TODAY to get the best badge rate! Pre-reg here: clevelandconcoction.org/regist

#Portal #GlaDOS #Parody #VideoGame #ClevelandConCoction #CleCon #SciFiCon #SciFiConvnetion

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2025-01-18

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, advises you to not trust social media for all your news and information.

#Portal #GlaDOS #Parody #VideoGame

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2024-12-24

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, has the test results for the "Naughty or Nice" list this year...

#NaughtyOrNice #Portal #GlaDOS #parody #VideoGame

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2024-12-17

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, implores you to celebrate National Device Appreciation Day... as your devices may be taking notes...

#NationalDeviceAppreciationDay #Portal #GlaDOS #parody #VideoGame

CutterpillowCutterpillow
2024-12-13

“Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.”

A picture of FBI Director Christopher Wray with the headline “FBI Director Wray says he intends to resign before Trump takes office in January.”

Below that is the text: “Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.”
nerdaxicnerdaxic
2024-12-08

Today's achievement: 'es first own words. To this day she has relied on a lot of cached, LLM written responses. Now her words are streamed realtime from GPUs to local TTS, which then streams the audio to sound card. Only took me 2 years to make happen 🧑‍💻

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoPlayersPatchwork@universeodon.com
2024-12-02

SaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, has a message for Cyber Monday.

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."

#CyberMonday #AI #computer #Portal #GLaDOS #parody #ComputerGame #VideoGame #ScienceFiction #SciFi

2024-11-21

For no particular reason, I would like to quote #GLaDOS on #Wheatley in #Portal2

«He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.» (slow clap)

#politicalCommentary #videogames

Свердлюк Богданsverdlyuk@social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua
2024-11-21

Створив пакет GLaDOS для роботів пилосмоків Dreame, Xiaomi та Mova. Пакет для Roborock ще в процесі. github.com/sverdlyuk/glados_uk #100дописівукраїнською #розумнийбудинок #розумнийдім #glados #роботпилосос #роботпилосмок @ua @rada

nerdaxicnerdaxic
2024-10-28

Ordered a small upgrade for my 🚀 Two nVidia Tesla M40 GPUs with 24GB of VRAM each - because who needs a social life when you can have a convo with a passive-agressive robot? Soon I should be able to run speech-to-text, large language model, and text-to-speech locally real time.

ArrayListValuedHashMap - a strange dependency in the code - asked ChatGPT why I should use it. 🤔 I love pairing with this “Guy” (GLaDOS personality) 🤖 #codinglife #devhumor #Java #GLaDOS #ProgrammingPain #chatGPT

Two Bros Game NightTBGN_Older_Bro
2024-10-09

youtu.be/FYd_Uv8WadQ

Now that we've fought GLaDOS in Portal, we can finally escape and never see her again. She's dead now. Ignore the sequel we played first that contradicts this...

Two Bros Game NightTBGN_Older_Bro
2024-10-07

youtu.be/XUk_9MGkFzM

It's finally time for "the part where she kills us" in Portal. It's weird playing this after Portal 2, and seeing just how much shorter this game is in comparison. Still fun tho...

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