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*Convince one of their employees to let you into their house.

*(one of our neighbors is an ISP, now you can mess with all the neighbors by litteral proxy).

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Play political propaganda on a selfys-stick just behind their doorbell cam.

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If you live in half a house, slam the toilet lid and shout their name.

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This hashtag is all in good fun I'm sure, but, we inherited the beef our neighbor had with the previous owner when we bought our house, through no action of our own.

She was actually did some of these things:

* Planted aggressive hops vines on our fence

* Piped all her roof runoff to our foundation -- including, we learned after she left, digging a fucking *trench* to a wet spot in our basement.

* Some other minor BS with trash and lawn stuff.

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Find out which car is theirs, then some random night, concernedly ask them if they drive that kind of car.
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Facebook friend request
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Set up a directional microphone in your garden and point it at next door's open upstairs window.

Connect this, with a five second delay, to a small PA system, also pointed at the open window.

Turn on when the next door's teenage son is playing FIFA.

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Swap their #HouseNumber sign with ours
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Knock furiously on their door late at night. When they answer, ask breathlessly:
"Are you the Keymaster?"

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Ask them to cover for you if your parole officer comes by.

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Tell them all they’re allowed to know about you is you’re in the witness protection program.

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start a rumor their home is built on a sacred burial site and fill their above-ground pool with blood

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Finally tell them about the convenient secret tunnel connecting my basement to theirs

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Put you milkshake in their yard.

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Go door to door collecting nail clippings for charity

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Get one of those small school bus stop with advertising shelters and put soda and snack vending machines in it at the curb. You'll make some money with the frequent stops, 24 hours per day and annoy them

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@kkainz @TechBean Replace your neighbors’ doorbell with an Easy Button from Staples

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