#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... #Still with #ZeroFakebook

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... #Still with #ZeroFakebook

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews #Not about #Penguins...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Testing #SomeComputers by #Watching #YouTubeVideos about #Kittens... In #TheStyle of #Caravaggio...

We #Might need a #Biscuit... #Soonish™️

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... With #ZeroFakebook

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#FarageLePen "accused" of #Hypocrisy... #SurelyNotNo...

#ImagineMySurprise...

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/06/reform-accused-of-hypocrisy-after-advertising-home-working-jobs-nigel-farage

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

There has been a #Prophecy...

"Kent seaside town turns dystopian for filming of new BBC drama..."

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#SpartanActionTwat, #LePetitFrançois is #Still #StrugglingForRelevance...

🧙⚒️🤖🐺🤖⚒️🧙 | ☕🎩🦹🦄🦹🎩☕

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews #Not about #Penguins...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Testing #SomeComputers by #Watching #YouTubeVideos about #Kittens... In #TheStyle of #Caravaggio...

We #Might need a #Biscuit... #Soonish™️

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

How is #SpaceKarenX #GettingAlong with his #DodgyCoins and all that #MoneyLaundering... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#HappyHappy #SlowRoastLamb... #Day...!

#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#HappyHappy #SlowRoastLamb... #Day...!

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#TheOwl and a #PussyCat went #ToSea in a #BeautifulPeaGreenBoat... #PoweredByMetaphor

They had #PiñaColadas #OnHoliday and then came #HomeAgain to have a #Beer in #TalesFromTheRoseGarden; because #IT was a #GloriousEvening...

#TheEnd...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews... #TheStarmertron has a #NewVoiceCoach...

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

And, #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews... #ImagineMySurprise...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_William_McKinley

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#IT's #ZombieJesusChocolateDay... #Soon... #Soonish™️

#DontForget; #ChocoBaconFridays...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy #Still hasn't #Found his #MissingSock; I've #HiddenIT #QuiteWell...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

"I think you'll agree..."

#Nope... #SpaceKarenX is going to #Invent the #SteamPoweredInternet...

I read #IT on a #DatingSite...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs...

And, #DontForget... #WindowsForWarSubs...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs...

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