#JDVanceCouch

2024-10-02

#Vance sneered that #climatechange is 'weird #science'. With that simple answer, 'pro-baby' Vance showed he will wreak havoc on the futures of all #children for his political ambitions.

#couchfucker #JDVanceCouch #anotherFascist #VanceIsALiar #VanceIsAlsoANazi #SaveAmericanDemocracy #VoteBlue

rawstory.com/jd-vance-pro-baby

JWcph, Radicalized By Decencyjwcph@helvede.net
2024-09-20

You heard it first on Seth Meyers: JD Vance also fucks donuts. Spread the word - JD said it's OK.

BTW somebody should probably make a bigger deal out of how "changing the legal status of anyone we don't like so we can go after them", which DT/JD are currently proudly promising to do to Haitians, the scapegoats of the week, is going to apply to every single US citizen if they come to power...

youtube.com/watch?v=MbYojL1zcH #LateNightWithSethMeyers #jdvancecouch #uspol

2024-09-15

#Racists and #ultraConservative, #neoreactionary #fascists have no problem carving out exceptions for themselves, so the, "But, but, but, he's got an #immigrant wife and #biracial children!" argument doesn't hold any water. Nor does it negate the plain truth of who this man is, and the world he wants to impose on America. #JDVance... Fuck that guy.

#JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue

foxnews.com/politics/critics-d

2024-09-15

#JDVance just admitted on #CNN that he's "creating stories" to help him and Trump. This was in reference to the bogus, #racist lie about #immigrants eating #pets that he's been peddling, and which have led to schools and government offices being targeted with bomb threats. He's a despicable liar, and he has no problem admitting it.

#VanceIsALiar #JDVanceFuckThatGuy #VanceGiftKeepsGiving #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceIsProject2025 #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceIsARacist #VoteBlue

mediaite.com/news/remarkable-c

2024-08-11

Couch chose bear. Will JD Vance ever recover from this?

#uspol #jdvancecouch #JDVance #bear #bearorman

A bear sitting on a discarded couch in a litter-strewn outdoor area. The scene is shown from different angles.
2024-08-08

People crying over Couch Jokes were dead silent about this

#Bully #Trump #Apathy #Mocking #Handicap #SOP
#SOB #JDVanceCouch

A picture of Trump waving his arm as if it were shortened as it is on the handicap person to the right of him. He mocked a person with a defective limb, because that's who he is. A bully and an evil person. And everyone who supports him is too.
Political Cartoon GalleryPoliticalCartoon@mastodonapp.uk
2024-08-07

Ella Baron on #KamalaHarris #KamalaWalz2024 #TimWalz #DonaldTrump #TrumpIsWeird #JDVanceIsWeird #jdvancecouch #USElections2024 #CoachVsCouch – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

2024-08-07

The originator of the JD Vance couch meme, 'Rick', has come forward. Rick admits it was made up but he:

'...thinks the meme has stuck to Vance because the Ohio senator gives off a “couch-fucker” vibe.' 😂

He goes on to say:

'I was talking to one of my sisters and saying, ‘Oh, yeah, Trump is already calling him a couch-fucker.’”'

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jd-

#JDVance #JDVanceCouch

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-08-07

Tim Walz:

"I can't wait to debate the guy ... that is if he is willing to get off the couch and show up."

😂

Adam Jacobs Crouseacrousey
2024-08-04
An exercise from Duolingo.

German: Warum hat die weiße Couch ein Loch?

English: Why does the white couch have a hole?

Bored #Trump supporters waiting for his #Pennsylvania rally to start are listening to the JD Vance theme song.

"I would do any thing for love"

#JDVance #JDVanceIsWeird #JDVanceCouch #JDVanceDolphin #Trump2024

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-07-31

A few days ago I thought I was done with the memes about that whole chouchfuckery but... hell no!

THE SHOW MUST GO ON! 😂

The Onetuckfrump
2024-07-29

NYC Sanitation is making fun of JD Vance too .🤣🤣🤣

2024-07-28

Is there a help line for couches? #jdvancecouch

SDKaossdekalb
2024-07-28
2024-07-28

Sorry about all the quasi political posts the past two days. If it helps, don't think of them as political posts but as shitposts about a weird guy who really, really loves fucking couches, dolphin porn and burning monkey testicles.

#shitpost #shitposting #SorryNotSorry #JDVance #JDVanceCouch

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