A senora who strolled on the Corso,
Displayed quite a lot of her torso,
A crowd soon collected,
And no one objected,
Though some were in favor of more so.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a poet named Chuck,
who couldn't even rhyme the word duck.
Despite all his crying,
and hours of trying,
He threw up his arms and yelled chucks!

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

#G7 energy ministers to discuss global oil and gas market
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Baku

Fresh date revealed for review of #Limerick's mayoral
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

#Disney to celebrate Winnie the Pooh's 100th birthday
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Paris

#HughJackman Serenades #Fox #News Founder Rupert Murdoch
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/media.html#7

#Iranian Kurds hunted by drones in #Iraqi Kurdistan
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Luxembourg

Date for Referendum on #Irish unity should be set by
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#DerryJournal

Could Investing $10,000 in SoFi #Stock Make You a Millionaire?
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/business.html#42

#Trump’s economy is not what he claims — or wants
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/politics.html#14

#TexasInstruments and #Nvidia Give Humanoid #Robots Better
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/infotech.html#58

Two #Donegal food businesses closed over rodent droppings
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#RTÉ

If there was ever a moment for #Australia’s shift to
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html#3

More people are wheeling, cycling and walking in #Limerick
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

There once was a woman from St. Jude,
who rode her horse in the nude.
She galloped too long,
and unless I am wrong.
You expected this rhyme to be crude.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

To manage to keep up a brain,
It's no easy job, it is plain;
That's why a great many
Don't ever use any,
Thus avoiding the care and the strain.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

A kid on a skateboard named Beanie
Raced with a red Lambourgini
He ran out of luck
and into a truck
The pieces they found were quite teeny!

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a guy named Kyle,
Who always loved to smile.
He went to the fair,
Tripped over a bear,
Now there's a lawsuit file.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

@VeroniqueB99
If you have only tiny hands,
just like a #toddler barely stand -
"Five cards are more than you can hold."
is what the big boys always told!
So all you throw are dice and rants.

#limerick #orange #putin

Amid the #Iran War, the #US Must Cut Its Exposure to
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html#5

#Nvidia and ABB partner to bring ABB's robot training
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/infotech.html#94

This #AI Can Hear, Translate, and Speak Back in 100
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc-varied.html#13

#World #Down Syndrome Day marked with County #Limerick
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

#Lithuanian PM meets with Pontiff, thanks him
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/religon.html#4

Cloudy and foggy conditions across #Denmark before rain
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Copenhagen

#Iran names Khamenei's son to succeed him, signaling
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/us-capitals.html#Concord

#AI #Tech to Power Faible’s Film Adaptation of Silicon
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/news.html#15

#Russian anthem plays at Paralympics for 1st time in
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/canada.html#27

#NewZealand faces soaring freight costs, delays
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/business.html#4

Boy sexually assaulted girl, 13, at sleepover in #Limerick
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

#Iran war drives oil prices above $100 a barrel
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/infotech.html#10

I know a Prince named Will,
Who's mother has been killed.
Oh, he loved her so,
And with tears he showed,
How truly her love was real.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a guy named Dirk,
Who had a friend named Kirk.
They went up a hill,
Found a dollar bill,
And got coffee at Central Perk.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a little creature,
Who had an unusual feature.
He flew here from Mars,
To raid all the bars,
Then he got spanked by his teacher.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

#Chinese #NewYear Parade in San Francisco celebrates
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/cities.html#26a

Big call on #Iran footballers’ ‘asylum’ question
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc-continents.html#Australia

#Limerick poet Desmond O’Grady - rooted in #Ireland,
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/ireland.html#LimerickLeader

#China's high-quality growth creates opportunities worldwide,
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/world-capitals.html#Berlin

#Cyprus drone attack humiliation 'shows just how far
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/uk.html#2

#Trump urges Latin #America to use military against cartels
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#Argentina

@VeroniqueB99
When Willoughby went big cat country
the woolen balls were just gigantic.
While trusting in the hunt shop's vows,
he more and more felt like a mouse.
And when the cat played he got frantic ...

#cats #limerick #mouse

@VeroniqueB99
Gerald Pee and Franklin Sunny
these accountants were so funny!
Laughing, two plus two was seven,
balance sheets went up to heaven!
No one ever found that money!

#limerick #accountability

@VeroniqueB99
All his life John Stuart Rust
had been told, he must adjust.
Treated with a brocken leg
he 'arranged' some wire and - HECK!
that produced a major thrust.

#limerick