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12/30/2025
Too old to care
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12/30/2025
Too old to care
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16893
Check out our Store: https://store.thedevilspanties.com
#MiddleAged,#old,#OldLadies,#society

New study finds way for #middleaged #adults to reduce #dementia risk

https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/health-and-families/dementia-symptoms-risk-exercise-benefits-b2868972.html

Nothing makes you realize your youth has completely flown the coop like tweezing chin hairs in the (excellent light) parking lot before going to your CPAP fitting. #middleaged #inmybogwitchera #perimenopause

How can you tell you are #MiddleAged? Last night I #dreamed about taking a friend to a cool bar, located at the top of my local supermarket...

You have one birthday and suddenly the cucumber ends up in the cutlery jar. #forties #birthday #middleaged #thanksbrain

There should be a tome of wisdom for young people to realize how they are being used before they become too old to care. #middleaged

#DadJokes #ShitIFind #MiddleAges #MiddleAged

How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?

1. You don't understand what young peasants are talking about.
2. You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
3. You hate rowdy taverns.
4. You constantly worry that you might have the Black Death.
5. You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with.
6. You tell your wife that Crusaders seem to look younger every year.
7. You struggle with new technology such as the heavy plough and the longbow.
8. You find Gothic architecture too modern.
9. You keep forgetting who the King is.
10. You dream of buying a second hovel in France.

Source: That's enough Middle Ages, Ed.

#MiddleAged #MiddleAges #medieval #humor #puns

How Do You Know When You're Middle-Aged?

These ten tell-tale signs:

1) You don't understand what young peasants are talking about.
2) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
3) You hate rowdy taverns.
4) You constantly worry that you might have the Black Death.
5) You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with.
6) You tell your wife that Crusaders seem to look younger every year.
7) You struggle with new technology such as the heavy plough and the longbow.
8) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
9) You keep forgetting who the King is.
10) You dream of buying a second hovel in France.

3 Things We #Cry About After a #BreakUp -- From a #middleaged #woman’s perspective.

https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/3-things-we-cry-about-after-a-break-up/

A quotation from Judith Martin

People will say, “Seventy isn’t old, it’s middle-aged,” and I think, middle of what — 140?

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist, etiquette expert [a.k.a. Miss Manners]
Essay (1996-03/04), Modern Maturity magazine

Sourcing, notes: wist.info/martin-judith/78297/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #judithmartin #missmanners #age #middleaged #oldage #perspective #seventy #growingold #aging

HDC: Missed opportunities in diagnosis linked to middle-aged man’s death from rectal cancer

In January 2021, the man, who is only referred to as “Mr A” in a decision released today,…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #30s #began #Cancer #Death #detect #diagnosis #Doctors #failed #first #from #getting #hdc #in #late #linked #mans #middleaged #missed #NewZealand #NZ #opportunities #rectal #Series #started #symptoms #that #to #when
https://www.newsbeep.com/52802/

For the third straight week, I remembered to ride my bike three laps around Pioenpark!
#LowBar #MiddleAged

Oh goodie. Apparently I did that middle-aged thing of moving in an unknown way that mildly inconvenienced my body, and now the left side of my back, neck, plus arm, are in painful spasm and I get to spend my day choking down painkillers in order to be able to move like a slightly younger person. FML! :notlikemeowcry: #MiddleAged

I rode my bike for thirty minutes, since I should get accustomed to doing that regularly. I was stunned at how big a difference it made to have my tires filled to the proper pressure!
#MiddleAged #Netherlands #bicycle