#OneJob

Urban Camerauc@mastodon.scot
2025-06-25

You had one job, screw hole borer... one job.

#life #OneJob #Fail

Photograph of a semi-circular wooden shelf with a wooden support cross bar. The screw holes on the cross bar do not line up with the screw holes on the shelf.

Those who fail to understand Unix are doomed to forever keep trying to turn it into Windows NT.

#Unix #UnixPhilosophy #simplicity #OneJob #systemd #Windows #WindowsNT

ˈdälfən™🐬 💥 🌊dalfen@mstdn.social
2025-06-10

The dictation helps with #accessibility related to a phone’s base functions— calling and texting.

#OneJob

Was.(airsoft)was_airsoft1
2025-04-06

hello boss, I have a problem

2024-12-16

Exactly 90.55% of perfectionist Jason wants... nay... NEEDS... to straighten this manhole cover. NOW.

#Montana #Billings #road #street #lines #manholecover #manhole #perfectionist #perfectionism #perfection #ocd #onejob #youhadonejob #want #need #fixit #now

2024-10-14

I see the Australia Post facility at Welshpool (WA) has been upgraded from a temporal anomaly to a spatial one as well.

Package sent from Victoria on Oct 4th, arrived at Welshpool on the 8th. Estimated delivery was the 11th. Today I get an update saying the estimate is now the 18th because, for some reason, the package is back in Victoria. 🤦‍♀️

#AusPost #OneJob #GiveMeMyLegoYouBastards

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2024-09-08
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2024-08-19

You had one job! Waterford City, 2 February 2024 #onejob #waterford #ireland

2024-07-03

@BertaBrot
Das Nenn ich mal den Klassiker von:
"You had #onejob... " 🤦‍♂️

2024-03-14

Any Google Keep users out there? I've been using it again, just for little work notes now through the gsuite sidebar.

And it keeps losing data!! I enter a checklist "Item: one two three", and then the next time I look it's just "I" or "Item". I suspected a bad sync with the phone app so I cleared all data from that, but it's still happening. It's almost a reliable happening now. (The standalone web app has a version history, which... has no history)

#onejob

2024-01-20


Crappy Formatted Backup HDD Accidently connected to Waifed Nostalgies. Cannot retrieve Most Memories Exempt Failback Backup from such SD Card/Cloud

An update to my #Rheem #furnace #motor rant...

I purchased a #replacement from Rheem. It arrived; I installed it, reconnected everything, turned the power back on, and ... the control board still showed #error 68: "incorrect #signal from #ECM".

They sent me the #wrong bloody motor, and I stupidly didn't triple-check the part number before installing it.

The motor itself is identical, just the programming is different.

Rant started here, if you missed it: mindly.social/@cazabon/1111408

#OneJob

2023-09-23

developers.google.com/meet/liv <-- how is it possible that there is no "start a meeting" api for #google meet

#onejob

I think perhaps that the manufacturer's "typical application" circuit is missing a few things...

#electronics #schematic #datasheet #regulator #oops #OneJob

The "typical application" schematic from an electronic component's datasheet.  These are essentially standard designs for using the component, provided by the manufacturer to companies wishing to use the component in their products.

This one is interesting because while a bunch of the basics are shown, many connections and components are missing, and in fact no connections to the component itself are shown at all.

But leaving #food scraps and #waste in a #bucket under the sink for days is a bit of a #mess, so the #city helpfully tells you to use a non-plastic, compostable liner in the bucket.

Good idea. They even included 5 free liners with the bin & bucket when we got it.

The liners are the shape of large lunch bags - tall and rectangular.

The bucket is horseshoe-shaped, and much wider than it is tall.

As far as I can tell, no one makes liners this shape.

#fail #wat #OneJob #CivilServant

skryskry
2023-07-02

“[] suffers extended outage that has stymied users’ ability to track new posts.

"In a tweet, Musk detailed the revised usage quotas. Verified account holders can peruse a maximum of 6,000 posts daily, while unverified users must contend with a drastically reduced limit of 600 posts.

"Newly registered, unverified users face even tighter restrictions with an allowance of a mere 300 posts per day”

techcrunch.com/2023/07/01/twit

Tweet rationing!

JackHuskyjackhusky
2023-05-21

Wenn man nur eine einzige Aufgabe hat...

Frank Filipponefrankfil@aus.social
2023-04-18

Well that's never a good sign after clicking the purchase button!

But I have an email confirming I got them so the backend bits must have worked.

#AFL #Ticketek #OneJob

Screenshot of web browser showing Gateway Timeout error

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