Damn, I found out I can't really use #AlpineLinux yet (at least as a daily driver) because I have the misfortune of the only laptop within my budget at the time that was powerful enough for my use case having an #Nvidia #GPU. I'm getting really sick of reasons piling on to hate Nvidia, especially given there is basically nothing Alpine can do. It's literally just the most performant, actually supported by the vendor drivers depend on a C compiler that a large part of the whole point of Alpine is to avoid dependency on.
I might try to just install glibc temporarily so I can manually install the drivers when I have time to deal with the scenario where it's not that simple. Until then, I'll see if there's a #systemd free version of #ArchLinux to try other than #Artix (the reason for not using them is beyond the scope of this post)