Some out ”standing” television this weekend care of Ceefaux… :neocat_laugh: #Satire #OrIsIt

Tell me your most hinged videogame opinion #gameingTheory #orIsIt

It began with replacing common wisdom with simple safety measures. A helmet here, padding there, warning signals, dedicated areas, automated alternatives, filtered air systems, synthetic sanitised food.

Eventually no one dared to leave their house, or even their conditioned secured room or bed for fear of dying from anything. They all lost sight of the original goal.

People became so afraid to die that they became afraid to live.

#MicroFiction #ScienceFiction #OrIsIt?

"...every leg on my hair..." #outofcontexttheater #bodyhorror #orIsIt #shenanigans

@limneticvillains I am generally unsuccessful at joking with people online who I don't know. YMMV

#notajoke #orisit

I see #Adelaide drank the Cranker dry on the weekend so they didn't even make it to last drinks. End of an era.

However that means tomorrow is the re-re-reopening of their new home at the #EdCastle

Those of you old enough to drink, but also too old to drink a lot, will remember when the EdCastle was a gay pub.

How about we #queer it up for their relaunch? Come all you #lgbtqia plus plus plus. Let's...

MEGA (Make the Edcastle Gay Again)
#sarcasm #OrIsIt

“How much to be a general?”

“You can only buy rank up to Colonel. Generalcy is strictly bestowed on merit”

“How much is merit?”

“Ah, I see you are an astute shopper”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #OrIsIt #PowerOnStoryToot

a "latinos for trump" influencer recently delivered a powerful anti-trump sentiment, hidden within the brief spanish spoken portion of their address to the (small) crowd at trump's june 14th parade.

when asked how they got away with it they explained: "nobody inspects the spanish exposition!"

#uspol #shaggyDog #NoneOfThisIsTrue

#OrIsIt?

MEMO:

The Company is aware that a civilian threw a garbage can at a Giat 500 Series Urban Pacification Vehicle used by a UCAS Evidence Collection Assault Team yesterday.

Saeder-Krupp condemns violence against its subsidiaries!

#Shadowrun #OrIsIt

#microfiction ... #OrIsIt ?

We purged our group to make it safer for spies and fascists.

#fediverse

We are the last neighbourhood in Germany to finally cut the cord to the grid. Renewables, solar panels, batteries, owned by us all as a local cooperative, means that we don’t need the Grid anymore. We now have free electricity, 100% green and can even sell excess. Our connection to the grid is for selling, not for buying.

#Microfiction #OrIsIt

Warning Contains Spoilers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQSqCLYBSg

#funnyvideoclip
#EveryMind-BendingTVShow
#orisit

13: The choir room is technically a fire hazard because there are too many people.

Me: That's a problem.

13: Yeah, because if one kid catches on fire, the other ones near them will catch on fire...

Me: I don't think that's what--

13: No, I'm pretty sure that's how it works. I saw the COVID video that shows one match being lit and all the matches are in a tight bunch so that match catches the others on fire

Me: I think maybe you got the wrong message from that video.

14: I figured it was a fire hazard because all those people packed together means they'll all get hotter and hotter until they combust.

Riding in cars with #teenagers can be entertaining

#comedians #amateur #firesafety #fire #misinformation #OrIsIt

A jack of all trades always blames his tools

#MixedProverbs #OrIsIt

Gewerbefläcken #TypoDesTages #OrIsIt

Ouch...

https://www.lemonde.fr/idees/article/2025/02/10/vu-par-tjeerd-royaards_6540307_3232.html

#uspoli #satire #OrIsIt

I was lamenting with the lunch crew about how ordering is all QR codes nowadays. But as the waiter ushers us to our table they hand me actual honest to goodness leatherbound tome. It's delightfully weighty and I run my finger over the stitching, appreciating the human touch. But the whimsy dies when I open it and I find, flicking through the pages, that each has the same preamble: “by reading this menu you consent to sharing your information with us and our 4,297 partners…”

#MicroFiction #OrIsIt #MakingUpThingsToGetMadAbout #ImHungry

You ever get tired of our headphone charging case not lasting long enough? Why not replace it with a 18650! *

*Probably don't do this

The battery in the charging case bloated and wouldn't hold a charge...now I can probably charge my headphones 50x over on a single charge

#18650battery #18650cell #mod #electronics #ghettorigged #notabomb #orisit

Ah heck, I remember playing the 7-inch vinyl of this in the summer of '84 and thinking "wow, this song sounds like it's 30 years ahead of its time".

:BlobhajHeadphones:

#music #shitpost #orisit