Pure effing JOY! This is my first time having a #shortstory accepted and printed anywhere, after many (many) (MANY) rejections, after many (many) (MANY) years, something that wasn't nonfiction or one of my old columns or the fun music reviews, after switching to the (much harder!) #spookystuff, and I'm feeling really proud of myself. 🙂
#SpookyStuff
Pure effing JOY! This is my first time having a #shortstory accepted and printed anywhere, after many (many) (MANY) rejections, after many (many) (MANY) years, something that wasn't nonfiction or one of my old columns or the fun music reviews, after switching to the (much harder!) #spookystuff, and I'm feeling really proud of myself. 🙂
If you're into stories about betrayal, ambition, all-girls schools, bad nuns, questionable friendships, possibly one too many #EmpireRecords references, and detached eyeballs, well hey! Have I got a short story for you! It would be nice to hear what you think. 👻
Check it out! 😊 https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FX56CPPF/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0
#hellboundbooks #anthologyofcampfirestories
If you're into stories about betrayal, ambition, all-girls schools, bad nuns, questionable friendships, possibly one too many #EmpireRecords references, and detached eyeballs, well hey! Have I got a short story for you! It would be nice to hear what you think. 👻
Check it out! 😊 https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FX56CPPF/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0
#hellboundbooks #anthologyofcampfirestories
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNightTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #LateNightBiscuit #Update...
When I'm not using #YouTube, I #Still prefer #WindowsMediaPlayer...
#IT's #True... I #Feel like #SuchADinosaur...
#Rawr... | #SafeSpace / #PhilCollinsFreeZone with #Portals and #SpookyStuff...
#HaveABalloon... And, a #Biscuit...
🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
#DepecheDood: Enjoy the Silence (The Quad Final Mix)
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPizzaForBrunchDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff (#AlsoSoldSeparately)
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#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...
And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #VeryBigHammers™️ and #Portals...
#SpookyStuff also #SoldSeparately
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyTwo and #StuffToDo with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals
"The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."
You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...
#LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyOne with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #MoreAura with #TheRightStaff™️...
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals
"The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."
You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...
#LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹⚕️🐻⚕️🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwenty with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals
"The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."
You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...
#LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayNineteen with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals
"The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."
You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...
#LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹⚕️🐻⚕️🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayEighteen with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹⚕️🐻⚕️🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingServiceDeprecationNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because #IT's #NotWorthIT...
#SonyServiceDeprecation: #IT's #Like a #Prophecy only #Portals and #SpookyStuff...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🦹📺🦄📺🦹☕
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
#IT's #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside.. There was a #Prophecy...
#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always be #TheNecromancer...
With a #SparklyPony...
Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...
#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️...
And, a #SparklyPony
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Borderlands(sesses)... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
#IT's been #GreyAndGrizzly and #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside, #Today... There was a #Prophecy...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewBarbarian has had a #GoodNight... With #VeryBigHammers™️
With a #SparklyPony...
#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️...
And, a #SparklyPony
The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG could #LearnALot from #GrownUps... And, #TheRightStaff™️
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#SeasonsGreetings #GoblinCrushingSeason | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹⚒️🐻⚒️🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
#IT's #GreyAndGrizzly and #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside, #Today... There was a #Prophecy...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewBarbarian has had a #GoodNight... With #VeryBigHammers™️
With a #SparklyPony...
#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️...
And, a #SparklyPony
The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG could #LearnALot from #GrownUps... And, #TheRightStaff™️
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹⚒️🐻⚒️🦹:fediverse:
#So... #That was #BlackFriday... #DoneAndDusted...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's #ChristmasPrezzie is #AllSorted and he doesn't #Suspect a #Thing...
I will #DistractHim with an #AfterDinnerDoughnut... Or, #Something...
#IT's #LikeMagick; only more #Portals and #SpookyStuff, with #EMail...
#IT's #VeryCivilised, aye...
#DontForget; #IT's #SaintCeciliaDay...!
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🍩🦹:fediverse:🐻:fediverse:🦹🍩
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
#IT's #JollySunny and #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside, #Today... There was a #Prophecy...
#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always be #TheNecromancer...
With a #SparklyPony...
Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...
#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️...
And, a #SparklyPony
The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG could #LearnALot from #GrownUps... And, #TheRightStaff™️
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🐻:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
We're #TalkLikeAPirateDay... #Ready...
#Incidentally, #September24 #ThisYear was a #FancyHatFurzday; #WeMissedIT... #BetterLater #ThanNever, aye... #MaybeNextYear...
#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always #GoRogue; or, be #TheNecromancer...
Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...
#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️...
And, a #SparklyPony
The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG could #LearnALot from #GrownUps... And, #TheRightStaff™️
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🐻:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
We're #TalkLikeAPirateDay... #Ready...
#Incidentally, #September24 #ThisYear was a #FancyHatFurzday; #WeMissedIT... #BetterLater #ThanNever, aye... #MaybeNextYear...
#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always #GoRogue; or, be #TheNecromancer...
Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...
#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains...
And, a #SparklyPony
The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG could #LearnALot from #GrownUps... And, #TheRightStaff™️
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🐻:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
We're #TalkLikeAPirateDay... #Ready... #Incidentally, #September24 #ThisYear was a #FancyHatFurzday; #WeMissedIT... #BetterLater #ThanNever, aye... #MaybeNextYear...
#BTW: #IF you don't want to go #FullOnPyromaniac; there are #CareerOptions... You can #Always #GoRogue; or, be #TheNecromancer...
Or, #BeAWerewolf... #BeAwareWolf...
#IT's #GoodToHaveOptions... #RedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains...
And, a #SparklyPony
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🐻:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff...
Has #AnyoneElse #AlsoNoticed that the #GoRogue "look" bears a #StrikingResemblance to #SoulCalibur's #Yoshimitsu... But, with a #SparklyPony...
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