#VeryLargeFaucet

2025-01-24

As #Trump visits #California #wildfires today & rants about the democrats not allowing the water to flow down from the north, remember this is what he’s talking about.

The #VeryLargeFaucet
#idiocracy #science #climate #ConspiracyTheory
masto.ai/@Nonilex/113153222267

2025-01-13

Some would recall the President-Elect’s eloquent words of comfort to the 2018 #ParklandSchoolShooting victims when he said that he would “run in there even if I didn't have a weapon” to take down the #ActiveShooter and save the day.

Today the #PresidentElect wrote that #California “incompetent pols have no idea how to put” the #LAFires out, that “[t]hey just can’t put out the fires. What’s wrong with them?” He didn’t mention #FirstResponders. He gave no words of comfort to those that are suffering through this catastrophe.

But I can’t wait for #Jan20 because – like the ending of the Ukraine and Gaza conflicts and #MakingEggsCheaper#President #Trump will get the #CaliforniaFires out on #DayOne of his #NewAdministration! Let him run in there amongst the flames in his #InagurationDay super-suit and quench the #wildfires with his famous #BigWater !

(See the award-winning photograph of the once-and-future president travelling incognito in northern California looking for the special #VeryLargeFaucet – that only he knows how to operate: for only he can save #LA – below:)

#MakeWaterGreatAgain #Sarcasm #USPol #USPolitics #CaliforniaPol #CaliforniaPolitics #LosAngelesFires

2024-09-17

What an #idiot.

A #VeryLargeFaucet?

Gavin “Newscum”?

“Revert” the water?

Austria has trees that are “much more flammable“?

What the what?

I think #Trump might be referring to either the Central Valley Project or the State Water Project but neither have a “giant faucet” the size of a building 🤣 I mean, maybe he can get work on Drunk History or as a #clown?

#idiocracy
#California #water #Climate
#HarrisWalz2024

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