Conversation with Paul Cooijmans on Strange Correspondence and Weird Experiences
Scott Douglas Jacobsen
In-Sight Publishing, Fort Langley, British Columbia, Canada
Correspondence: Scott Douglas Jacobsen (Email: scott.jacobsen2025@gmail.com)
Received: January 22, 2025
Accepted: N/A
Published: February 1, 2025
Abstract
This interview presents a series of vivid, first-hand accounts by Paul Cooijmans, a longtime test creator and administrator in high-I.Q. circles, as recounted in conversation with Scott Douglas Jacobsen. Cooijmans details a variety of bizarre, humorous, and at times tragic anecdotes spanning several decades. Topics include inexplicable complaints about test language and delivery, elaborate instances of test fraud—including the case of a beheaded man and pseudonymous retesting—the misadventures of high-I.Q. society members (from a casino robber to a documentary subject whose life ended in tragedy), and curious occurrences involving death threats, spurious professorate offers, and wildly unorthodox interpretations of test instructions. These stories highlight not only the challenges of maintaining test integrity and clear communication in a multicultural, digital environment but also the human eccentricities that arise when intelligence testing intersects with personality, ambition, and occasional mischief. The interview ultimately underscores the unpredictable and often surreal landscape of high-I.Q. society interactions.
Keywords: Cognitive Abilities, Cognitive Assessment, Cognitive Profiles, Diagnostic Context, Digital IQ Testing, Educational Diagnostics, Educational Interventions, Fluid Reasoning, Fraud in Testing, High-IQ Societies, Intelligence Anomalies, Intelligence Fraud, IQ Communication, IQ Controversies, IQ Discrepancies, IQ Distribution, IQ Fetishization, IQ Measurement, IQ Test Administration, IQ Test Security, IQ Tests, Multiple Intelligences, Online IQ Testing, Percentiles, Psychometric Evaluation, Psychometrics, Sensorimotor Abilities, Standard Deviation, Test Timing, Unconventional IQ Cases, Working Memory
Introduction
The realm of high-I.Q. testing and society membership has long been fertile ground for both intellectual rigor and eccentric behavior. In this in-depth interview, Paul Cooijmans—a veteran test designer and administrator—shares an array of unusual experiences accumulated over years of administering tests, handling orders, and interacting with a diverse community of high-I.Q. individuals. From a customer who inexplicably complained about receiving an English test in lieu of a supposed “Netherlandic” version, to intricate fraud cases involving false identities and even a tragic tale of a beheaded test-taker, Cooijmans leaves no stone unturned.
The conversation also delves into episodes that range from the comically absurd—such as pseudonymous submissions by a so-called “South-African” who was later revealed to be a retest under a child’s name—to the more serious implications of test misconduct, including death threats, elaborate attempts to manipulate test results, and the challenges of verifying scores in an era of instant communication. Anecdotes about high-I.Q. society members, including a rogue member involved in a casino heist, a spamming correspondent inundating Cooijmans with daily messages, and an overly ambitious “professorate” offer from a New Zealand student, further illuminate the unpredictable nature of this specialized community.
By presenting these narratives, the interview not only provides insight into the practical difficulties of administering and safeguarding intelligence tests but also paints a broader picture of the cultural and interpersonal dynamics that animate the world of high-I.Q. societies. This introduction sets the stage for a detailed exploration of both the humorous and cautionary dimensions of test administration, while inviting readers to reflect on the interplay between standardized measurement and the uniquely human quirks that often defy neat categorization.
Main Text (Interview)
Interviewer: Scott Douglas Jacobsen
Interviewee: Paul Cooijmans
Section 1: Test Orders, Language, and Delivery Complaints
Scott Douglas Jacobsen: What happened with the people who complained about the tests being in Netherlandic, or not arriving on time?
Paul Cooijmans: On one occasion, someone ordered an English test, and upon receiving it complained that he did not know Netherlandic. This was bizarre as there was no Netherlandic whatsoever in the test. Some time later, he explicitly ordered a Netherlandic test. Again, upon receipt he complained that I had sent a Netherlandic test! Good-natured as I am, I sent him the English version for free, so that he now had two tests for the price of one.
Again later, this person ordered another test, and I sent it less than two hours after he had ordered it. To my astonishment, I then saw a public Facebook message from him in a group to which we both belonged; in it he was moaning that he had ordered one of my tests and I had not sent anything and was letting him wait for days and days. I studied the time stamps of the Facebook message and test order, and there were only minutes separating them. He must have written the whining Facebook message at the same time he ordered the test! But of course, minutes may seem days, depending on what one smokes.
Section 2: The Beheaded Man and the Fraudulent Retest
Jacobsen: What is the full story of the beheaded man, who took a test under a false name and would have won under his real name, regardless?
Cooijmans: In the early days of the Test For Genius, 1995, a Netherlander obtained a rather high score. Inexperienced as I was, I showed him the answers to the hardest problems, with explanations. To encourage people to take the test, I awarded 2000 guilders to the highest scorer before the year 2000. For some years, only few submissions came in, mostly not high. Then in 1999, a very high score was finally achieved by a South-African who appeared to be a colleague of the high-scoring Netherlander, working there as an intern. This was around the time of the total eclipse of the sun, visible in England and France for instance. The high-scoring Netherlander had told me he was planning to travel to the area where the full eclipse was visible, and that he expected this to become a life-changing event. Come to think of it, I never heard from him again after the eclipse.
So the 1999-2000 year change arrived, and the South-African was the winner. I contacted him and suggested he come collect the prize, but he declined and asked me to transfer it to his bank account, which I promptly did. He wrote me that he was returning to South Africa and, as a parting gift, sent me some answers to a test by another Netherlander who had also awarded a monetary prize to the highest scorer, albeit a much smaller prize than mine (300 guilders, if I remember well). He suggested I use them to win the prize, which I of course did not.
Some time went by, until finally in 2001 the high-scoring Netherlander had an article published in the Netherlandic journal of a large I.Q. society. It was about the spirograph, a toy with which one can draw figures of intertwined circles with wheels that rotate inside each other. He likened this to the guilloche engine, and spoke of guilloche engines he had seen in a museum. For some length he went on about rotating wheels and guilloche engines. While reading his interesting piece, the telephone rang, and a member of this society informed me that the author of the article had been found near a railway tunnel, his head cleanly separated from his trunk by the wheels of a train. It was one of the finest examples I had ever seen of what one could call a macabre sense of humour.
Since this was a mysterious event, I wrote the South-African about the tragic death, asking whether he had any idea why the Netherlander could have done such a thing. To my surprise, the next day I received a telephone call from the high-scoring Netherlander’s sister, who confessed that the South-African colleague did not exist, and his name was that of her little son. The letter had arrived at her address. She told me that her brother had used her son’s name to retest on my and other tests. Indeed, the “South-African” had informed me of his scores on Ronald K. Hoeflin’s tests, which had been taken before by the Netherlander under his own name, then under his sister’s name (he told me that at the time) and finally under the child’s name as it now turned out.
I understood why the “South-African” score on the Test For Genius had been so high; after all, I had given the answers to the hardest questions (the “Short” version of the test) to the Netherlander some years before. In fact I had had a very mild suspicion right away when receiving that test submission, which was written on the same paper as used by the Netherlander, in a vaguely similar style and handwriting. Out of piety I decided to let the Netherlander be the official winner of the Prize rather than the non-existent South-African; after all, he had the highest score after removing the fraudulent South-African one. He would have won without the pseudonymous retest, albeit that he had not registered for the Prize under his own name, which was a requirement. Around that time I also learnt of certain family circumstances that may have led to the suicide, but I believe it is not appropriate to relate those here. I did use this case when writing my novel “Field of eternal integrity”, as well as in the “Test of the Beheaded Man”. One could say that in selling those items, I am repaying myself the 2000 guilders he conned me for.
Section 3: The Casino Robber and “High Queue” Verbal Tests
Jacobsen: What happened with the high-I.Q. society member who ended up robbing a casino?
Cooijmans: This was a young man whom I had seen several times at meetings. Suddenly, an article by him appeared in the journal of a society to which we belonged, explaining he had tried to solve his financial problems by robbing a casino with a (not loaded) hand gun. Shortly after exiting the casino, he was caught by the police, I think it was actually a routine control. I corresponded with him while he was in prison and sent him a test to take by way of extra punishment, which he completed. Even from prison, he kept organizing a large yearly summer feast, which he had been doing for years already. I believe his sentence was something like a year and a half. After his release he came to live in a town close to me, and died some years later of an illness.
Jacobsen: Who is “High Queue”? What were those verbal tests they sent?
Cooijmans: A decade or so ago, the pseudonym High Queue was used by someone who spread a number of verbal analogies tests among I.Q. society members. The analogies dealt with more or less known figures in the societies in a fun-poking way, and some people were offended. It has never been officially revealed who High Queue was, but I am as good as certain it was two people. Originally only one, then another joined in and took over who was even more vitriolic. I know the names, but think it is better not to reveal them here. In private correspondence I have no objection to sharing them.
Section 4: The Documentary Subject and the Finnish Test Fraud Call
Jacobsen: What happened with the member who had a prize-winning documentary made about him and then later committed suicide?
Cooijmans: In the year 2000 I was in contact with this person, mainly about Asperger syndrome and related topics. This was both correspondence and telephone. He told me a lot about his suffering from extreme compulsions, depression, experience with being bullied, adaptations he was making to his apartment, self-administered forms of shock therapy he used to be temporarily rid of his otherwise untreatable state of compulsiveness and depression, and more. This was an extremely verbally inclined person who spoke fluently and rapidly, using a rich and high-brow vocabulary. He suffered extremely and assured me that his phenotype should under no circumstance be repeated.
Twelve years later a documentary about him, “De regels van Matthijs”, was in the news for winning a prize in a film festival in Nyon, Switzerland. It showed the bizarre adaptations he had been making in his apartment, like a hole in the wall to be able to use the space between walls for storage, a vessel to retain the water of the shower while it was warm to keep the energy in, changes to the gas tubes, and so on. You saw him soldering or welding on those tubes, and showing medications he had hoarded for his self-administered treatments. The house owner was threatening to put him out of his apartment because of all the modifications. At the end of the documentary he died. It is not clear to me exactly what the cause was, whether it was suicide or a shock therapy gone wrong. The things he did were potentially deadly so I am not giving details, but the documentary does.
Jacobsen: What happened with the Fin who called you and asked to halt the “bloodhounds” going after him for test fraud?
Cooijmans: Some twenty-five years ago the telephone rang – in those days a lot was done via telephone calls – and a Glia Society member from Finland was on the line. He confessed he had cheated when taking a few tests, both a Hoeflin test and the Cattell Culture Fair, both of which had seen a lot of fraud already in the 1990s. Some people had found this out and were harassing him about it, and he believed I was behind that and desperately begged me to make them stop. “Call back the bloodhounds” were words he used. Sadly, I knew nothing of what was going on and had no means to end the merciless, cruel persecution of this poor soul. His haunted, breaking voice still disturbs my dreams after heavy meals. He was never heard of again thereafter.
Section 5: Conspiracy Theories, a Low-Scoring Cheater, and the Time Lords
Jacobsen: What did the person lecture about regarding conspiracy theories, UFOs, and the JFK assassination at the high-I.Q. society meeting?
Cooijmans: In the mid-1990s, a large I.Q. society organized a lecture by “John Hercules”, whose real name was John Kühles; I see he has still been active in recent years. The lecture was about topics like crop circles, UFOs, and various conspiracy theories. The most remarkable thing I remember was a video of a film of the assassination of John F. Kennedy, on which you could make out that the driver of the car put his left hand over his right shoulder, holding something that looked like a gun. A shot was apparently fired, and Kennedy’s head went back. John Hercules explained that secret agents are taught to shoot with one hand over the shoulder thus. This was the only time I have ever seen that video; I never even heard about it again after the lecture. It looked authentic to me though. If it was a forgery, I do not know how it could have been made.
Section 6: Cheating Confessions and Persistent Commercial Spam
Jacobsen: How did the low-scoring test cheater pose as a test designer?
Cooijmans: In 2006, this person scored zero on a test and disputed the result, claiming I had not reported the true raw score. Shortly thereafter another person took the same test and also scored zero. Right after I had reported the score to the second person, the first person responded angrily, saying, “You did not score that test honestly, I changed six answers so my score can not be zero again”. Clearly he had let a friend of his send the retest.
Later in a Facebook group for test creators, I observed him spreading a test of his own hand. Or rather, someone else spread it for him as he was not on Facebook himself, it seemed.
Jacobsen: What was the phone call about the Time Lords in the future Giga Society? Who were these “White Masters” mentioned?
Cooijmans: In the 1990s I wrote a series of fictional stories in Netherlandic about the Time Lords, who were Giga Society members communicating with me from the future. After publication of one episode in a Netherlandic I.Q. society journal, a lady called me to ask if the Time Lords were the same as the White Masters she was in regular contact with. I think she referred to the White Masters of Anthroposophy. I kindly answered that I did not know if it concerned the same entities, and that I would ask them on the earliest convenient occasion. Somehow I have not got to that yet.
Jacobsen: What’s the story behind the person who confessed to cheating and then begged remaining hidden?
Cooijmans: In the mid-1990s a Netherlandic I.Q. society member told me he had cheated by using dictionaries when taking the W-87, the admission test of the International Society for Philosophical Enquiry at the time. Since this test was vocabulary-based, in English, and disallowed dictionaries despite being unsupervised, this resulted in a score much higher than his real intelligence level. He also said that he would one day raise this matter in the I.S.P.E. and confess the fraud. It is unknown whether he ever did that.
Later in one of my satirical articles in the Netherlandic journal of this society (not the I.S.P.E. but the other one), I announced that the time of unmasking was nigh for test frauds. On the day of publication, he called me, almost panicking, begging me not to betray him, and claiming that what he had done was not fraud, even offering to help me take that test and get me into the I.S.P.E. that way. That is so revealing of the ethical level of such a person, that it can even occur to him that I would participate in such fraud.
Jacobsen: Who was spamming you persistently with commercial messages? How did you handle it?
Cooijmans: It is better not to name names, although in this case my hands are itching; this person sent me a friend request on Facebook and, after I accepted, at once commenced sending me commercial messages asking me to invest money in his projects. Every time I unsubscribed, he added me again. After a few such rounds I unfriended him. Some time later I saw him writing under a Facebook post about me that HE had unfriended ME because I had “annoyed” him… Such behaviour I find beneath contempt.
Section 7: A Cry for Help and a Request for Controlled Contact
Jacobsen: What is the story of the individual who sent a strange “help” message and then assaulted a pregnant woman?
Cooijmans: In the early 2020s I received an empty electronic mail message with an attachment that was a photo of a piece of paper with, barely legible, “help” scribbled on it. I ignored it for the time being. A few years or so later, I came across the message again in my absurdly large e-mail archive, and decided to look this person up on the Internet to see if nothing bad had happened. Just to reassure myself, so to speak. After all, one never knows. And so I learnt to my amazement that the person – referred to as a “woman” in some sources but looking like a male – had been arrested for assaulting a breastfeeding woman in her car (I mistakenly said “pregnant” before), seemingly trying to steal the baby. Video footage of the arrest can be found online.
So I suppose the lesson is, never ignore a cry for help! My bad, as one says idiomatically.
Jacobsen: What was with the request from the person who wanted you to test everyone seeking her contact information?
Cooijmans: This person felt overwhelmed with people wanting to contact her, and decided to go offline and in hiding for an undetermined period. On her request, we arranged this so that her web location would refer people to me, and I would administer a certain test to them, and only if they exceeded a particular very high score would I bring them in touch with her. She warned me that it would get busy with contenders.
No one ever showed up.
Section 8: Unconfirmed Test Scores and Shifting Identities
Jacobsen: What’s the background on two unconfirmed Logima Strictica 36 scores of 32?
Cooijmans: One day, someone showed me his Logima Strictica 36 score report, and it reported 32 right. The report was fully authentic, as far as I could tell. Still, he told me that the test scorer and author, Robert Lato, had denied the score afterwards and sent him a new report with a much lower score, stating that the first report had been a “joke”. The published statistics also never contained the score of 32. As an interjection, I remind the readers here that the “official” statistics and norms of L.S. 36 as found online are, in my perception, a clandestine rogue project by an individual who was not satisfied with his I.Q. on the test according to the official norms at the time, and made his own norms, giving himself a very much higher I.Q., and then aggressively pushing his norms as if they were the official ones.
Years later, a second candidate told me that he, too, had received a Logima Strictica 36 report with a raw score of 32. This score is missing from the published statistics as well.
Jacobsen: Why did somebody contact you under different names over the years?
Cooijmans: In the early 2000s when I had just acquired a computer and Internet connection, someone corresponded with me briefly and mentioned various personal circumstances, such as being sixteen years old, pregnant, and considering travelling to another country. Over the fifteen years or so that followed, this person resumed contact with me a few times after years-long interruptions, but under different names. I knew it was the same person because she referred to the circumstances mentioned during the initial period of correspondence, showed photos of the child growing up and so on, but for some reason she never wanted to confirm the name she used then, and which I remember well.
Section 9: Outlandish Academic Offers, Delusions, and Speed Dating
Jacobsen: What happened with the supposed “professorate” offer at a New Zealand university? The offer from someone who turned out to be a student.
Cooijmans: This person told me that his university would like to have me as a professor or something like that; I only needed to say “yes” and I was in. This struck me as rather strange, if only because I lived literally on the other side of the world so how could I ever get to my workplace in time each morning if I took on that job? It would take hours to get there! I did not get clear responses to my questions as to precisely how he had in mind I could work in New Zealand, and then seamlessly his text morphed into suggesting that I come study for a PhD there.
I pointed out I did not even have a Master’s degree, so was not eligible for such a course, but he assured me that prior degrees were entirely unneeded: “You just read the books, take the exams, and you have a doctorate!” I was quite certain that doctorates are not conferred thus, but rather through doing research and writing a dissertation or series of articles; but then, this was not the first time that someone from Oceania presented me with this alternative PhD journey. Meanwhile it had become clear that this was just a student with a lot of imagination. In the dialect of the region where I live, such a person might be called a “lulleman”. A bit later, after the advent of YouTube, he began sending me messages containing only hyper references to videos with the remark, “This video is awesome!” I did not know the word “awesome” at the time, and, seeing the videos he sent me, assumed it meant the same as “awful”.
Again later when Facebook came up, I saw him writing unintelligent non-committal high-on-the-horse comments under messages of I.Q. society members; never have I seen him put out even one sentence that made sense.
Jacobsen: What was the deal with the person who experienced bizarre delusions of reference?
Cooijmans: This was in the early 2000s. By that time I had an Internet connection and electronic mail account, and this person, an I.Q. society member and author of a Netherlandic book on giftedness, corresponded with me for a while after I had provided information she needed for the book. She told me she always studied certain one-lined cartoons in a particular newspaper with great attention, as they tended to be about her. The cartoonist had hacked her computer, she said, and was using her personal life history as a basis for his daily strip “Sigmund”.
But it got worse; she also claimed that the television series “Fantasy Island” – Ze plane! Ze plane! – was based on short stories written by her and stolen from her hacked computer. The catch is that this series was made in the late 1970s and early 1980s, so twenty years earlier, when she most likely was not writing on a computer yet. When I carefully pointed this out to her, she insisted, “But I am certain! I can see with my own eyes that every episode follows my story line to the smallest detail!” Just in case she reads this interview: No, this is not about you.
Jacobsen: How was the “speed dating” event of the high-I.Q. society?
Cooijmans: It was held in the open air in 2010, somewhere in the middle of the Netherlands. The females were seated in a very wide circle, dozens of metres removed from one another. The males went round, spending five minutes or so with each female. You got a form on which to indicate if you were interested in each given candidate, and afterwards the organizers compared these forms to determine the “matches”. Every participant received a list of one’s matches to take home. I think I had about four.
In the days thereafter I was briefly in electronic mail contact with each of the “matches”. While nothing came out of it, one case was particularly dismissive; when I reminded her of topics we had discussed at the “speed date”, she downright denied them and said I must be mistaking her for someone else. I considered that thoroughly, mentally went through all the conversations I had had that day, but no, I was not mistaken. I suppose this is some people’s way of saying, “I do not want further contact”.
Section 10: COLT Misfires, Web Host Mayhem, Death Threats, and Final Oddities
Jacobsen: What is the case of the COLT misfiring? What were the consequences?
Cooijmans: In 2009 someone ordered the “Cooijmans On-Line Test – Two-barrelled version” and I sent him the login information. He protested that this was not the two-barrelled version, but the earlier one, for which he claimed to have already paid twice, the second time after losing his password.
I looked through my meticulously kept financial books and test database, and saw he had never ordered the earlier COLT version (but had ordered other tests), and had never had login information before. I explained to him that the COLT was originally freely available online for everyone, without logging in, and that the login system was introduced later on. And that he might have been on the COLT before the login system came, and later noticed he could not log in and wrongly thought he had lost his password. And that I would not let someone pay a second time after losing the password. And that this was definitely the two-barrelled version, and that the second barrel would appear as he advanced.
But he stubbornly maintained this was not the two-barrelled version, and that he had a login account earlier and had paid twice before for the same test. “You are an idiot and I resent you”, he uttered after my kind explanation above. I deleted his account and refunded the fee. It is especially bizarre that someone can deny that a test is a certain test while I, as the creator, am the one who knows what test it is.
Jacobsen: What happened when your web host took down your site?
Cooijmans: This was someone who had been in contact with me about “Space, Time, and Hyperspace”, a subtest of the Test For Genius. He claimed the test was invalid, and wanted some kind of credit for having proven that. I invited him to send answers, but he refused, apparently he first wanted some guarantee that he would receive a perfect score for showing that the items were invalid (which he had not shown or explained at all at that point, he only stated that they were invalid but without arguments or explanations). There was a stubbornness and rigidity in his behaviour that is often associated with psychotic disorders, and later he indeed told me he was schizophrenic.
Since I was not willing to give him any credit or guarantee for simply stating the test was invalid, he went berserk and put the test with his alleged proof of invalidity online. But very soon thereafter he removed it again, regretting it. He also made a number of web sites with domain names that referred to me or my tests, and that attempted to install malicious software on the visitor’s electronic computer upon loading the page.
A bit later he offered to host my web site for free. Forgiving as I am, I let him do that. For a while it worked, then suddenly my web site was gone and I never heard from him again.
Jacobsen: What led to the death threat? How did you respond?
Cooijmans: To start at the likely beginning, in 2001 someone from Germany ordered the German version of the Test For Genius, which I sent him. A few months later he began to complain that what I had sent was not the German Test For Genius. Again, that was bizarre, given that I, as the creator of the test, am the one who knows which test it is. Perhaps he had expected it to be more similar to the English version, but of course one can not translate test problems literally, one has to find some adaptation that works in the other language. He maintained stubbornly and rigidly that this was not the German Test For Genius, and eventually I offered to refund the two dollars he had paid me (that was the test fee in those days). Suddenly he withdrew and refused to give his address, making it impossible for me to send the money back. I heard nothing from him for a long time.
Then in 2003, 51 minutes before my birthday, I received this friendly message from Germany by electronic mail. Although I have never been able to verify it with certainty, I suspect it came from the person in the previous paragraph:
Hello Paul,
How are you doing, old friend?
Well, I hope! For the moment.
I’ll be coming to Helmond next month.
And I’ll get rid of you.
I will take my time.
I know where you live.
I know where you go.
Do you remember me?
We met 2 years ago.
You stupid little prick.
Prepare to suffer.
Prepare to die.
See you soon,
mmmfred 196
A last test for you:
One of these people will die soon. Select this person:
- Herold T – b. Peter Q – c. Arnold B – d. Paul C – e. Jon N
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I always find the “Bitte lächeln!” rather funny in this context. I reported this to the provider, gmx.net, and they replied, apologizing for the “virus” I had received! But it is not exactly a virus. I have kept this message on my web location, paulcooijmans.com , in the category “Ethics”, with some more information.
Section 11: Sylvester Stallone and the Post-Modernist
Jacobsen: Who tried to emulate Sylvester Stallone? What was the end result?
Cooijmans: In the late 1990s, a former class mate of mine got back in contact. For a while he took guitar lessons from me, and had the habit of not wanting to leave when the lesson had ended, or at least not until my refrigerator was empty. On one occasion, he managed to eat an entire box of hagelslag (chocolate sprinkles) with the one slice of bread I had left to offer him. I made use of his presence by administering the Giga Test to him, an individual supervised test I had at the time. Remarkably, he had a perfect score on the mental arithmetic section.
He also told me that, after leaving school, he had developed a fixation on Sylvester Stallone, as in the Rocky films. He had trained for years to obtain a similar physique, and this included the use of anabolic testosteroids. He said he had beaten lamp posts in the streets with his fists until the bones in his hands broke, and had been hanging around in the nightlife, looking for people he could challenge to a fight. He had become a lot more aggressive and dominant than in our school days, and once when I tried to get him out of my house he refused and threatened to hit me.
At one point he became schizophrenic and ended up being hospitalized for long periods, sometimes under force for assaulting a psychiatric nurse. Once he escaped and walked all the way to my house late at night. When I opened the door, he said he wanted beer. I did not let him in, and he walked back again. He also had a habit of calling me on the telephone frequently, sometimes in the middle of the night so that I had to get out of bed and down the stairs, and then he said two words and hung up again. Once I changed my telephone number for that reason, but he found out the new number by calling my mother, whose number he still had from when we were class mates and I lived with my parents. He had become vengeful toward Stallone, and wanted to travel to the United States one day to give Sly a good beating.
He also spoke of a girl from our class, and said he had always been secretly in love with her. As it happened, she worked at the hospital where he was kept, and sometimes he waited for her to come out when her shift ended, which she did not like. He knew where she lived, and had stood guard opposite the house to observe her and her husband, whom he was planning to murder he said; it never got to that, insofar as I know. On one occasion he confided that even in our school days, he had been fantasizing during class about the girls in our school; the details of his fantasies are not suitable for publication, but involve knives and female private parts.
Since he was not making progress on the guitar and never practised, I ended the lessons and refunded the remainder of the fee, which he had paid in advance. The last time I saw him was when I participated in a running race on the terrain of the psychiatric institute where he lived. He kept intrusively talking to me while I tried to register for the race, aggressively hushing up the lady of the race administration who tried to enter me.
Jacobsen: What was noteworthy about the post-modernist who attended a meeting in the 1990s?
Cooijmans: This was a university teacher – I do not know in which field, perhaps post-modernism? – who regularly attended a certain I.Q. society meeting where I was present a number of times; the same place that was frequented by the casino-robber. I remember he expressed amazement that we were not all as thrilled as he was about post-modernism (I had no idea what that was at the time). Occasionally, he jumped up mid-sentence, spread out his arms, and ejaculated, “I’m here, I’m queer, check me out!” whereupon a certain girl applauded enthusiastically, saying, “Hey, totally okay man!” while the rest continued their conversation as if nothing had occurred.
Section 12: Conclusion
Jacobsen: Why did the interviewer change the conditions of the interview after already agreeing?
Cooijmans: Years ago someone wanted to interview me, and I said I was willing to cooperate, provided my answers would be used verbatim. He agreed, so I told him we could go ahead as far as I was concerned. Then he suddenly changed the conditions, saying that if I answered something he did not like or that made him look stupid, he would want me to change the answer. Of course I could not agree to that, and called off the interview. In fact I broke off contact with him for some time, as I find such behaviour despicable. My understanding is that this person had a fear that his questions were rather stupid, and was afraid that my answers would reveal that to the world; and he may have been right.
Jacobsen: Who has been spamming you for nearly two decades, even ten or more messages a day?
Cooijmans: Of course I can not name names in such cases, but one person has been sending an almost continuous stream of nonsensical messages, sometimes ten to twenty per day, since about 2005. I do not respond to most of them; occasionally I have to respond when he orders or takes tests. The messages make frequent mention of topics like the Central Intelligence Agency, China, some of the Giga Society members, hedge funds, hot girls, the Caribbean, and more.
Now and then the person also sends sensitive personal information, such as his street address, a photo of his identity card, login information of his e-mail account, medical information such as that he has schizophrenia, and so on.
Jacobsen: Thank you for the opportunity and your time, Paul.
Cooijmans: I never know what to say here. On second thought, I remember another weird occurrence; someone applied for membership in a society run by me, and I referred the person to the relevant society’s web location for the qualification information and registration form. Somehow this did not agree with the person, and she began to ask me which society I meant and what the pass level was. This was backward because she was the one who was applying. After some writing up and down it turned out she had no idea to which society she was writing and what the entrance requirement was. Again more writing up and down revealed she had been doing a mass application to many societies at once, so when I responded, she had no clue who I was and what societies I was involved in.
I subtly educated her to the extent that this was not how one applies for membership in I.Q. societies, and that one should study the information on a particular society’s web location before applying to that society. Indignant, she began to lecture me about kindness and compassion, and I ceased responding.
Finally, in the early days of the Test For Genius again, a Netherlander who had ordered the test called me. He said he had a perfect score on the Cattell Culture Fair, so 50 right on both forms and “I.Q.” 183. In his communication and further behaviour, he was a complete scatterbrain uttering mainly fast-flowing incoherent rambling. Since my test was typed on a typewriter (Olivetti) with hand-drawn pictures, he offered to computerize it for me. Out of curiosity, I let him send me his version.
I had rarely been so horrified. He had mangled literally everything: The instructions had been rewritten in a style I would consider patronizing toward primary school children, let alone intelligent adults. The verbal problems had been “corrected” in ways that betrayed he had not only not understood the problems, but had even not grasped the difference between the verbal analogies and the association problems. The spatial problems were simply missing as he possessed no computer graphics skills; he had left room for me to draw them in by hand, and even that room was immensely too small for the problems to fit there. I kindly thanked him for his efforts and reused the back of his printouts as scrap paper.
Discussion
The conversation with Paul Cooijmans offers a rare, firsthand glimpse into the unpredictable and often surreal world of high-I.Q. test administration and society membership. A recurring theme throughout the dialogue is the juxtaposition of rigorous testing procedures against a backdrop of personal eccentricities and unexpected human behavior. Several notable observations emerge:
Cooijmans recounts several instances where test recipients either misunderstood or manipulated the intended purpose of the tests. For example, the same customer who initially complained about receiving an English test despite ordering it, later insisted on a Netherlandic version—even though the test content remained unchanged. These incidents underscore the challenges that arise when language expectations, test administration, and individual perceptions intersect in a digital age where timing and communication can be easily misinterpreted.
One of the most dramatic episodes involves a candidate who submitted a fraudulent retest under multiple names—a maneuver that led to the infamous “beheaded man” case. This incident not only highlights vulnerabilities in test security but also reflects the lengths to which some individuals will go to manipulate outcomes. The fact that a high-scoring Netherlander eventually used pseudonyms (including that of a minor) to retake tests introduces ethical dilemmas that persist in high-stakes testing environments.
The narrative is replete with stories of individuals ranging from a would-be casino robber to a persistent spammer, and even to a person whose bizarre delusions of reference blurred the lines between personal identity and creative expression. These accounts suggest that within high-I.Q. circles, a combination of high cognitive ability and idiosyncratic personality traits can lead to both innovative contributions and, at times, destructive behaviors. The diversity of these experiences demonstrates that high intelligence does not uniformly translate to socially conventional behavior.
The interview highlights how digital platforms—such as Facebook and email—serve as double-edged swords. While they facilitate immediate feedback and rapid test delivery, they also enable misinterpretations (e.g., the exaggerated wait times) and provide avenues for both overt and covert manipulation of test results. The discussion of spamming and the misrepresentation of test conditions further illustrate the complexities inherent in administering tests in an era where online communication dominates.
The anecdotes raise important questions regarding ethical responsibilities and logistical challenges in test administration. Issues such as the proper handling of test fraud, maintaining secure communication channels, and ensuring that test takers have a clear understanding of what is expected of them are recurring concerns. The balance between being a benevolent test creator and maintaining strict quality control is shown to be delicate—often with humorous, yet cautionary, consequences.
In sum, the discussion elucidates the unpredictable interplay between standardized testing and human behavior. It emphasizes the need for clear protocols, robust security measures, and an understanding of the diverse motivations and behaviors of test-takers. While the high-I.Q. community is marked by intellectual brilliance, it is also subject to human foibles that can complicate even the most carefully designed assessments.
Methods
The interview with Paul Cooijmans was conducted in a semi-structured format on a date prior to its publication on January 22, 2025. Questions were designed to elicit detailed responses about oddities of experience of Cooijmans over many years in this area. Thematic question were sent based on prompts to Cooijmans who then provided typed responses.
Data Availability
No datasets were generated or analyzed during the current article. All interview content remains the intellectual property of the interviewer and interviewee.
References
(No external academic sources were cited for this interview.)
Journal & Article Details
- Publisher: In-Sight Publishing
- Publisher Founding: March 1, 2014
- Web Domain: http://www.in-sightpublishing.com
- Location: Fort Langley, Township of Langley, British Columbia, Canada
- Journal: In-Sight: Interviews
- Journal Founding: August 2, 2012
- Frequency: Four Times Per Year
- Review Status: Non-Peer-Reviewed
- Access: Electronic/Digital & Open Access
- Fees: None (Free)
- Volume Numbering: 13
- Issue Numbering: 2
- Section: A
- Theme Type: High-Range Test Construction
- Theme Premise: “Outliers and Outsiders”
- Theme Part: 33
- Formal Sub-Theme: None
- Individual Publication Date: February 1, 2025
- Issue Publication Date: April 1, 2025
- Author(s): Scott Douglas Jacobsen
- Word Count: 6,197
- Image Credits: Paul Cooijmans
- ISSN (International Standard Serial Number): 2369-6885
Acknowledgements
The author thanks Paul Cooijmans for his time and willingness to participate in this interview.
Author Contributions
S.D.J. conceived and conducted the interview, transcribed and edited the conversation, and prepared the manuscript.
Competing Interests
The author declares no competing interests.
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