#WorldDomination

Adam C. EdsallAdamCedsall
2025-06-20

youtube.com/shorts/j2AU6CuKgAc

Ducks In The Pond

Tell me. Did you ever see a vision of that one duck coming out of the water as a child, and felt it meant something deep and important?

[Opening]
There are ducks in the pond.
There are ducks in the pond.
There are ducks in the pond.
There are ducks in the pond.

[Ripples]
Ripples come after ripples have gone.
Ripples ripple against bodies that ...

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-16

💡 Oh joy, another self-help fest from Simon Pickles, who clearly thinks multiplying forces is the secret to world domination. 🤖 Just remember, none of this works unless you have enabled—because changing the world starts with browser settings, not actions. 🌐
substack.com/home/post/p-16565

Krazy_Good_Gamingkrazy_good_gaming
2025-03-27

Unleash your inner strategist with Plague Inc! 🦠💥 Remember that moment when your virus was smarter than your ex? 😂 Dive into the chaos and create your own pandemic masterpiece. Who knew world domination could be so fun? 🌍🎮

skuaskua
2025-03-14

says wants to rule Earth.

It's a ridiculous idea.
Same as:
DT as Repub nominee 2016
DT as President 2017
DT lieing 15K/year.
DT stealing Secret docs.
DT winning in 2024.
Musk heading DOGE.
DT stopping aid and intel to UKR
DT closing the US fed Ed Dept.
FBI stopping nominee background checks.
(samples only)
All this really proves is my sense of ridiculous is awry.
Allowing for that Low's claim seems worth considering and factoring into wider considerings.

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-07

So Meta's engineers finally decided to slap together a "profiling service" using open source . Because nothing screams cutting-edge like recycling everyone else's ideas! 🚀🔧 Next stop, world domination through borrowed code! 🌍💼
engineering.fb.com/2025/01/21/

Bruce Heerssenbruce@darkmoon.social
2025-01-13

1) Become more charismatic
2) Develop a cult following
3) MUWAHAHAHAAA

#GetRichQuick #WorldDomination

Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)golgaloth@writing.exchange
2024-07-20

Next week, I shall mostly be working on my #BoardGame designs.

#TabletopGames #AnalogueGaming #WorldDomination #BGDev #GameDev

I was planning to take over the world, but then it turned into a board game design.
Sweet Home Alaberta 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽NMBA@mstdn.ca
2024-06-13

Remember when Harper stole the Canadian Wheat Board from farmers and sold it to the Saudi's? Looks like he's a cog in the machine.

"“The 20th century had Opec,” says Halverson in the film. “In the future, we’re going to have Food Pec.”

#Oligarchy #WorldDomination #CdnPoli #CanadianWheatBoard

canadians.org/analysis/harper-

2024-06-08

First we'll have coffe, then ze WORLD!

#Caturday #coffeecat #coffee #meme #cats #worlddomination

Cats sitting around table with world map on, caption: First we'll have coffee, then ze WORLD!
2024-05-24

I think I found the secret hide-out of Dr. Evil where he is planning his world domination from. I can just image that the round door slides into the mountain and some rocket with super satellite gets launched. 🚀

#Mountains #Hiking #WorldDomination

Big round rock slab with appears to be hold on the right side of slab and could slide into the mountain at any time.Slab from another perspective.
PipeWire Projectpipewire@fosstodon.org
2024-03-15

Its always a good day when we can close out a 6 years old bug :) gitlab.freedesktop.org/pipewir #pipewire #worlddomination #bugfixing

2024-02-26

That's what I always suspected...

picture of a dalek - with a cat inside of it...
2023-11-08

The Supervillain council at #Syzito welcomes @maz movie director, academic, and new #Ninja addition to our army of minions, #CyborgNinjaWerewolves, #AlgebraicVelociraptors and all, to bring about #WorldDomination, #SmashThePatriarchy, #FreeTheProletariat, bring about a world in which the value of labour is above the value of risk, increase social justice, and make sure no coffee is ever served without one of those complementary little almond biscotti things those things are delicious.

2023-09-14

Walked into the office this morning and saw this carton in the delivery area.

#Coffee #WorldDomination #Bangalore

A carton that says “Rule the World, Start with Coffee”
Binary Large Octopusbloc@hachyderm.io
2023-07-25

@AAKL @theregister @thomasclaburn They surely have. But this one is a pretty obvious attempt on a very broad scale.
#worlddomination

🇳𝗮ꜟ𝖼𝘩Naich@fosstodon.org
2023-07-08

I don't know what Stinky is building. Whenever I ask, he just gives me a Jaffa cake and tells me to mind my own business. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #WorldDomination

A black cat standing on a table full of tools and motorbike parts. There is also a large box of Jaffa cakes.
2023-06-30

Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.

John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.

A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?

J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.

A: French?

J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.

A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.

[...]

A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?

J: How about a month from now?

A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.

J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?

A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..

#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity

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