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J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-10-03

Why is my brain like this? Just let me be happy. πŸ˜‚

Meme: Two pictures, top and bottom. The top picture: A person on the beach, drawing in the sand, the waves coming in. Text: My brain recording my good memories. The bottom picture: A person carving letters into stone. Text: My brain recording my cringe memories.
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-09-23

My life is Skyrim. I usually never finish the main quest, but you'd better believe I gathered all those herbs for the farmer. I have my priorities straight.

Meme: Car Ad meme with the two cartoon guys negotiating on a car. However, instead of a car, it's a giant brain. Text: *Slaps roof of my brain* "This bad boy can go on so many side questions." (Meme spelling and grammar edited for screen reader clarity.)
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-09-19

He didn't have to go that hard. But he did. He did it for us.

The Paw Manthepawman
2025-09-16

Every. Single. Time. πŸ˜‚πŸŽ₯⁣
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J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-09-14

I don't even know what's up there. I'm not checking. But it must be important, and I can never get rid of it.

Meme: Text at top: "These cabinets are for things you never use but don't want to throw out." Picture of standard white refrigerator with honey oak cabinets on top of them, out of reach from most other things.
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-09-11

He was born for the job and practice all his life. Now, it is his time...

Text at top: When you find your calling. A business hiring sign below their logo sign outside: Now hiring biscuit maker $14 HR A gray cat (possibly British shorthair?) with wide eyes with the text "heavy breathing."
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-09-08

What was that crash? Do I want to know? I should check. But I'm so comfortable. But it sounded expensive. Maybe I don't want to know?

CRASH. BOOM. CRASH.

And I'm up.

Meme: Kermit the Frog picture on its side. Kermit's eyes are wide. Text at top: "When you're trying to fall asleep but hear your cat destroying everything you own." Text in picture: "This MF."
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-09-05

Stop everything. The best music from my youth is on.

A scene from American Psycho where Christian Bale's character is pointing to his elaborate 80s stereo setup while wearing a clear rain poncho. The text reads: "Me when a song comes on that was also on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater"
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-09-02

It doesn't even have to be the wrong pillow. It can be the right pillow. My neck doesn't care.

Meme: Text at the top says, "When your date of birth starts with 19 and you sleep on the wrong pillow." Text at the bottom, "My body is broken." Picture is of Theodon from Lord of the Rings looking sad and in pain talking to his daughter, Eowyn (mostly off picture).
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-08-08

Me, sitting next to the hubby on the couch, grinning as I send him a meme and waiting to see when he finally starts laughing.

Or groaning.

Or shaking his head in disbelief.

A woman lying down on a couch or chair (unsure). She appears relaxed, happy, and about to say something. At the top it says, "When you've just shared a meme with your spouse who is five feet away from you." In the picture at the bottom it says, "Read it. It'll change your life."
J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-08-02

Most relatable post I've seen in a while. Just get the gas now. Tomorrow you will thank you.

Picture of Anakin Skywalker looking distressed. Top of the meme says: "Me yesterday: 'I'll stop and get gas in the morning.' Me this morning:" And then the bottom of the pictures says, "What have I done."
GweggleGweggle@pixelfed.social
2025-06-11
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GweggleGweggle@pixelfed.social
2025-06-07
bro looks like "!!!"
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GweggleGweggle@pixelfed.social
2025-06-07
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Buzz Maroc MagBuzzMarocMag
2025-04-20

πŸ’₯I Got Lost in the Big City… as a CAT?! πŸ±πŸŒ† | Little Kitty, Big City πŸ‘‰πŸ”₯ ...
youtube.com/watch?v=Pid1bKJtHM

Viral Sportsviralsports
2025-04-20

πŸ’₯I Got Lost in the Big City… as a CAT?! πŸ±πŸŒ† | Little Kitty, Big City πŸ‘‰πŸ”₯ ...
youtube.com/watch?v=Pid1bKJtHM

Buzz Maroc MagBuzzMarocMag
2025-04-20

πŸ’₯I Got Lost in the Big City… as a CAT?! πŸ±πŸŒ† | Little Kitty, Big City πŸ‘‰πŸ”—πŸ”₯ osmedialabs.com/gaming/i-got-l πŸ”₯ #...
osmedialabs.com/gaming/i-got-l

Viral Sportsviralsports
2025-04-20

πŸ’₯I Got Lost in the Big City… as a CAT?! πŸ±πŸŒ† | Little Kitty, Big City πŸ‘‰πŸ”—πŸ”₯ osmedialabs.com/gaming/i-got-l πŸ”₯ #...
osmedialabs.com/gaming/i-got-l

The Thirsty Spittoonthirstyspittoon
2025-03-14

πŸ₯ƒπ…𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 ππŽπ’π“πŸ₯ƒ

Humor Box 202 (Meme/Pic Dump)

And What Conversation Might That Be? Please Don't Tease Me.

thirstyspittoon.top/2025/03/hu

J. M. Bristerjm_brister
2025-01-10

Sorry, bro. Nothing personal. I just don't have the energy to deal with you. 🀣

A monster with a burnt face and red eyes in a forest. The top says, "The cheese I spilled in the bottom of my oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out."

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