Tried evicting my lawn gnomes. Airport security & existential dread ensued. A tale of concrete rebels, failed bureaucracy & yard shame. Learn from my gnome errors.

#DontDeportDecor, #LawnGnomes, #GardenHumor, #Satire, #AbsurdLife, #LawnGnomeAsylumSeekers, #SuburbanSatire

https://open.substack.com/pub/funnybuttrue/p/i-tried-to-deport-my-lawn-gnomes?r=2kjx3z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

"Why did the worm go on a diet?

Because he didn't want to be called a ""worm guts"" anymore!

https://punnypeak.com/worm-puns/

#WormPuns
#GardenHumor
#CreepyCrawlyJokes
#SillyWordplay
#WigglyWonders
#HilariousInsects
#WormLife
#JustForLaughs
#GrossButFunny
#PunnyJokes
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the sunflower stop its photosynthesis? Because it ran out of gas, and couldn't ""petal"" to the metal!

https://punnypeak.com/sunflower-puns/

#SunflowerPuns
#BloomingJokes
#PunnyFlowers
#SeedsOfHumor
#BrightLaughs
#GardenHumor
#PlantJokes
#SmileSeeds
#SummerSunflowers
#LaughingPetals
#PunnyPeak"

" https://punnypeak.com/rain-puns/

Why was the rain so good for the garden? 🌧️ Because it was making it rain 🌱💰!

#RainPuns
#JokesByNature
#GardenHumor
#RainyDays
#PlantJokes
#MoneyGrowsOnTrees
#WeatherHumor
#GreenThumbsUp
#SprinkleOfLaughter
#NaturalComedy"

Michael Jackson’s Beat (beet?) It running through my mind this am for some reason… #GardenHumor?

https://punnypeak.com/vegetable-puns/ "
" """Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #vegetablehumor #foodjokes #saladpuns #tomatojoke #veggielaughs #gardenhumor #cornyjokes #lettucehavefun #healthyhahe #dietpuns"""

https://punnypeak.com/plant-puns/ "
" Why was the plant always tired? Because it kept photosynthesizing all day! #plantjoke #photosynthesisfunny #plantpuns #greenhumor #gardenerhumor #leafylaughs #botanyjokes #naturejokes #gardenhumor #plantlove

https://punnypeak.com/garden-puns/ "
" Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #GardenHumor #VeggieJokes #PunnyPuns #DadJokes #PlantPuns #GardeningLife #JokesAboutFood #TomatoJokes #GreenThumbLaughs #SaladHumor

https://punnypeak.com/flowers-puns/ "
" Why was the flower arrested? Because it committed petalny larceny! #FlowerJoke #PetalPuns #BloomLaughs #GardenHumor #FlowerPower #PlantPuns #GagPetals #LaughWithFlowers #FleurFun #ComedyGardens

https://punnypeak.com/apple-puns/ "
" Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well! #applepuns #fruityhumor #doctorjokes #gardenhumor #healthyfood #nutritionhumor #dadhumor #fruitlaughs #applerofl #foodiefun

https://punnypeak.com/mulch-puns/
"""I asked the gardener if he had any good mulch, and he said 'wood' you believe it!""

#Punny #Gardening #DadJokes #PlantLife #FunnyPuns #LandscapeDesign #GreenThumb #GardenHumor #MulchMadness #CompostFun"

https://punnypeak.com/okra-puns/
Why did the okra go to therapy? Because it had too much stem pressure! 🌱😂 #okra #veggiehumor #foodpuns #vegetablejokes #veganfun #funnyfood #plantbasedcomedy #farmersmarketfinds #gardenhumor #groceryshopping笑

"Why don't herbs ever take sides? Because they're always basil-anced! 😂 #pun #joke #GardenHumor #JustForLaughs #FoodieFun"
https://punsteria.com/basil-puns/

"Just got pricked by a rose thorn. It was a jarring experience. I guess you could say, it was simply un-rosy-believable! #pun #joke #gardenhumor #plantpuns #naturelaughs"
https://punsteria.com/thorn-puns/

Why did the sunflower become a detective? To weed out the bad seeds! 🌻🔍 #pun #joke #sunflower #gardenhumor #plantpuns
https://punsteria.com/sunflower-puns/

If anyone needs me- I’ll be outside pea-ing!!! #GardenHumor 🤪

#November 29, 1832
#OTD Louisa May Alcott, American #Writer & #Poet is born.

Louisa could be #Witty.
She once wrote,

#Money is the root of all #Evil.
And yet, it is such a useful #Root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without #Potatoes.
 
#Writing #Gardening #Garden #Gardener #Wealth #Rich #RichDadPoorPotato #ShowMeThePotatoes #RootCrop #GardenJoke #GardenHumor #SuzeOrman #Funny #Wallet #GardenersofMastodon