Better Constipation Cures. The Brits now tell us that they have some better remedies for the world’s constipation woes and they don’t include high fiber diets or harsh laxatives. #constipation #fiber #laxatives #water #grains #fruit
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQdmkOKCSjm/

Lewis and Clark marked their trail with laxatives

https://offbeatoregon.com/2501d1006d_biliousPills-686.077.html

#HackerNews #LewisAndClark #Laxatives #History #Trail #Exploration #OffbeatOregon

Sweet Treats

Having signed up to taste test the new suite of sweets your slurpuff baker friend has cooked up for a secret menu, you didn't quite realize just how many things you were agreeing to taste test...

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https://subscribestar.adult/posts/1922349

#ABDL #Diaper #Diapers #Messing #DiaperMessing #Bondage #BabyBondage #Feeding #Food #Laxative #Laxatives #Story #Writing #ABDLWriting #PircaWriting

Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?

A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.

W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.

W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

C: I'll have the sub.

W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?

D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?

W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?

D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.

W: You cannot have a plate.

D: What?

W: It comes in a bowl.

D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?

W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.

#ExcellentChoice #laxatives #restaurant #skit #nonsense

Run on #laxatives. Cops confuse #yoga class with mass #murder scene. Woman #hulas eight #flaming #hoops. All the news you need to know fro 9/16/23. https://wolfewithane.com/news-09-16/23

#America has a #run on #laxatives (sorry, had to) that's leaving them in short supply. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/12/the-us-has-such-a-love-affair-with-laxatives-that-there-is-now-a-national-shortage-this-is-not-normal

Starbucks olive oil-infused drinks send people ‘running to loo’ | The Independent
#Laxatives
#Starbucks
#OliveOil
#Gallstones
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/starbucks-olive-oil-coffee-oleato-b2317184.html

People who regularly use laxatives may have greater risk of dementia – study | The Independent
#Dementia
#Laxatives
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/people-china-guangdong-b2287653.html

Tomorrow is colonoscopy day (the fun of getting older!). So just know that while you're enjoying hanging out and watching the Super Bowl (or Puppy Bowl if that's your thing), while chowing down on wings and beer, my day won't be as fun. I'll be fasting all day and spending the evening (into the night) making the bathroom my new man cave! 🧻🚽

Wish me luck and let the fun begin! 😂

#livingthedream #mmmlaxatives #bathroomhumor #toilet #laxatives #poop #sirpoopsalot 💩 #colonoscopy #colonoscopyprep