#notreally

2025-12-26

I mean it! I'll do it! I have a thumb drive!

I'll install Linux on your 'puter!

#VaguelyThreatening #NotReally

🐙ptoothfish🐙ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-12-21

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

a patch of unidentified inky conecap type mushrooms is watched by curious chickens
graeme fawcettgraeme@tech.lgbt
2025-12-19

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

any spec that has encoded the beautiful horror in intent is my kind of spec
Simon Roy Hughes 🧌 ⬋⬋⬋SimonRoyHughes@beige.party
2025-12-06

Sometimes you have to slow down to a sentence a day.

#amwriting #notreally

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-04

🚀🎉 Behold the innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄
browserbuddy.com/

Frost10 :gr10s_spin: - :square_warn: :shar_bot:Grat10@social.grat.gay
2025-12-04
2025-12-03

I am a bit of connoisseur of crosswords in TV shows, and I particularly like the entries down the very edges of the grid here. #crosswords #notreally

Still from an episode of Death in Paradise. The newspaper contains a blank crossword with a non-patterned grid and several sections entirely unconnected to the rest. At the bottom and left-hand side, two word entries float entirely alone.
Sara Angeloni 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺Satiah
2025-11-05

What nobody will tell you about :

For any given product that comes with a packaging, there is an intelligent opening/closing mechanism. If you fail to open/close a package without damaging it more than twice in a row, your citizenship gets automatically revoked.

You get 14 days to dispute the issue if you have receipts that there were preexisting conditions that led to the damage. 🤣

2025-10-25
I want to put other textile workers and crafters in their place, so I'll be making all my zippers from scratch going forward. #Sewing #NotReally
2025-10-15

> The German prefix “eigen” roughly translates to “self” or “own”.
(textbooks.math.gatech.edu/ila/)

so can we translate "self own" to "eigeneigen" in German? :)

#math #german #notreally

2025-09-21

Andor Noyes would be a good name for a character in a novel who is full of contradictions.

#NotReally #wordplay

Airplanista 🇺🇦Av8rdan@mytransponder.com
2025-09-19

Saw this on my AM gocomics.com run today, and it hits home. I have been staining my shirts for so long, my sister used to call me "Pig Pen" when we were growing up.

Now, when a T-shirt has the usual stain on it (grease, oil, food etc), I just tell people that's my logo.

(Fun fact: The gigantic quilt my sister just made me from all my old aviation t-shirts still has, um, my "logo" on several of the shirts.)

#avgeeks #aviation #flying #slob #NotReally

Branch Predictor :mycomputer:branch300bpm@vivaldi.net
2025-09-01

KB5063878 doesn't cause SSD failures - that's what MS Copilot said so it must be true.

#ai #aislop #aifail #ms #microsoft #truestory #notreally

2025-09-01

I'm here to kiss boys and kiss girls and I'm all out of nothing

-Dick Kickem, BIPANcon


#pansexual #pan #(notreally) #bisexual #bi #dick-kickem #gearboxsoftware #boomer-shooters #PutDukeNukemInFortnite
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2025-08-31
2025-08-28

Have you ever had to visit London, UK?
You could be entitled to compensation!

#NotReally #Goof

2025-08-21

SONY has made the difficult decision to increase the prices of the PS5 series. They will now flog themselves in the corner as penitence.

#NotReally #PS5

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/0

Dave Muthouter@mas.to
2025-08-18

Most of the roughage I get comes from the capsules around Tylenol pills.

The rest comes from grinding pill bottle caps with my TEETH.

#NotReally

2025-08-08

A Braveheart reference was not what I expected from the Freakier Friday movie 🤣 🍿 …..it was really fun though!
#FreakierFridaySpoilers #notreally

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