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I mean it! I'll do it! I have a thumb drive!

I'll install Linux on your 'puter!

#VaguelyThreatening #NotReally

chicken of the woods #mushtodon #notReally

a patch of unidentified inky conecap type mushrooms is watched by curious chickens

Now I have a primed 🪿

🩶🐘🩷 are at their Mum's

I gave this to my team to implement 3 weeks ago, no one seemed interested

I'd better things to be doing for a while

[🪿 Goose Pong 🪿]

But now... now this seems right.

🪣⬆️

#engineering #jenkins #isitstill #notreally #sorryjenkinsyourejustgettingabitlonginthecumberband

any spec that has encoded the beautiful horror in intent is my kind of spec

Sometimes you have to slow down to a sentence a day.

#amwriting #notreally

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

I am a bit of connoisseur of crosswords in TV shows, and I particularly like the entries down the very edges of the grid here. #crosswords #notreally

Still from an episode of Death in Paradise. The newspaper contains a blank crossword with a non-patterned grid and several sections entirely unconnected to the rest. At the bottom and left-hand side, two word entries float entirely alone.

What nobody will tell you about #Germany:

For any given product that comes with a packaging, there is an intelligent opening/closing mechanism. If you fail to open/close a package without damaging it more than twice in a row, your citizenship gets automatically revoked.

You get 14 days to dispute the issue if you have receipts that there were preexisting conditions that led to the damage. 🤣

#Deutschland #funny #consumerism #lifeInGermany #notReally #justKidding

I want to put other textile workers and crafters in their place, so I'll be making all my zippers from scratch going forward. #Sewing #NotReally

> The German prefix “eigen” roughly translates to “self” or “own”.
(https://textbooks.math.gatech.edu/ila/eigenvectors.html)

so can we translate "self own" to "eigeneigen" in German? :)

#math #german #notreally

#daily #surealism
#photography #mobilephotography #iphonephotography #art #kunst #sureal #street #mirror #night #notreally

Andor Noyes would be a good name for a character in a novel who is full of contradictions.

#NotReally #wordplay

Saw this on my AM gocomics.com run today, and it hits home. I have been staining my shirts for so long, my sister used to call me "Pig Pen" when we were growing up.

Now, when a T-shirt has the usual stain on it (grease, oil, food etc), I just tell people that's my logo.

(Fun fact: The gigantic quilt my sister just made me from all my old aviation t-shirts still has, um, my "logo" on several of the shirts.)

#avgeeks #aviation #flying #slob #NotReally