What nobody will tell you about #Germany:
For any given product that comes with a packaging, there is an intelligent opening/closing mechanism. If you fail to open/close a package without damaging it more than twice in a row, your citizenship gets automatically revoked.
You get 14 days to dispute the issue if you have receipts that there were preexisting conditions that led to the damage. 🤣
#Deutschland #funny #consumerism #lifeInGermany #notReally #justKidding
> The German prefix “eigen” roughly translates to “self” or “own”.
(https://textbooks.math.gatech.edu/ila/eigenvectors.html)
so can we translate "self own" to "eigeneigen" in German? :)
@tom Actually, it's coming from Mars. Martians have embedded brainwashing technology into the music to make eventual earthly world domination a breeze...
...Or it could be coming from the US...
...Yeah. Probably the US.
But beware! US leaders may have been possessed by aliens, so the Martian thing may still apply!
@ToweroftheArchmage @ZDL That's why the #NotReally tag. 😉
https://srenhlinmrews.bandcamp.com/album/streamy-mountains-limpid-remoteness
It's an actual black metal band.
Stop laughing at me and check out their other album if you don't believe me!
Andor Noyes would be a good name for a character in a novel who is full of contradictions.
Saw this on my AM gocomics.com run today, and it hits home. I have been staining my shirts for so long, my sister used to call me "Pig Pen" when we were growing up.
Now, when a T-shirt has the usual stain on it (grease, oil, food etc), I just tell people that's my logo.
(Fun fact: The gigantic quilt my sister just made me from all my old aviation t-shirts still has, um, my "logo" on several of the shirts.)
KB5063878 doesn't cause SSD failures - that's what MS Copilot said so it must be true.
I'm here to kiss boys and kiss girls and I'm all out of nothing
-Dick Kickem, BIPANcon
@aurisc4
Base 13.
#HHGG #H2G2 #42
#HopeThisHelps #maths
#NotReally :-)
Have you ever had to visit London, UK?
You could be entitled to compensation!
SONY has made the difficult decision to increase the prices of the PS5 series. They will now flog themselves in the corner as penitence.
Most of the roughage I get comes from the capsules around Tylenol pills.
The rest comes from grinding pill bottle caps with my TEETH.
A Braveheart reference was not what I expected from the Freakier Friday movie 🤣 🍿 …..it was really fun though!
#FreakierFridaySpoilers #notreally
More pseudo-science from Zoe. How did they become so pro- #animalagriculture after their $100m IPO 🤔 Must be a coincidence. Who pays for “science”.
https://zoe.com/learn/how-much-protein-do-you-need-zoe-guide
#veganism #NotReally #BewareComfortableScience #WhereDoYouGetYourProtein
#AirportsOfTheWorld #454 redux part deux SFO terminal 1 Gate C6 #Best10Hours #NotReally
Me, pulling up to sell the bog witches my soul in exchange for just a little rhythm, some progress, on the writing… #amwriting #notreally
