Sometimes you have to slow down to a sentence a day.

#amwriting #notreally

🚀🎉 Behold the #groundbreaking innovation: a ForYou page, but for essays! 📚✨ Because clearly what the Internet was missing was yet another algorithm to tell us what to read, as if our attention spans needed more confusing. 🙄 #Revolutionary #NotReally
https://www.browserbuddy.com/ #Innovation #ForYouPage #Essays #InternetTrends #AttentionSpan #HackerNews #ngated

I am a bit of connoisseur of crosswords in TV shows, and I particularly like the entries down the very edges of the grid here. #crosswords #notreally

What nobody will tell you about #Germany:

For any given product that comes with a packaging, there is an intelligent opening/closing mechanism. If you fail to open/close a package without damaging it more than twice in a row, your citizenship gets automatically revoked.

You get 14 days to dispute the issue if you have receipts that there were preexisting conditions that led to the damage. 🤣

#Deutschland #funny #consumerism #lifeInGermany #notReally #justKidding

> The German prefix “eigen” roughly translates to “self” or “own”.
(https://textbooks.math.gatech.edu/ila/eigenvectors.html)

so can we translate "self own" to "eigeneigen" in German? :)

#math #german #notreally

@tom Actually, it's coming from Mars. Martians have embedded brainwashing technology into the music to make eventual earthly world domination a breeze...

...Or it could be coming from the US...

...Yeah. Probably the US.

But beware! US leaders may have been possessed by aliens, so the Martian thing may still apply!

#NotReally #Humor #AstronomicalCost

@ToweroftheArchmage @ZDL That's why the #NotReally tag. 😉

https://srenhlinmrews.bandcamp.com/album/streamy-mountains-limpid-remoteness

#Chinese #BlackMetal.

#NotReally.

It's an actual black metal band.

Stop laughing at me and check out their other album if you don't believe me!

Andor Noyes would be a good name for a character in a novel who is full of contradictions.

#NotReally #wordplay

Saw this on my AM gocomics.com run today, and it hits home. I have been staining my shirts for so long, my sister used to call me "Pig Pen" when we were growing up.

Now, when a T-shirt has the usual stain on it (grease, oil, food etc), I just tell people that's my logo.

(Fun fact: The gigantic quilt my sister just made me from all my old aviation t-shirts still has, um, my "logo" on several of the shirts.)

#avgeeks #aviation #flying #slob #NotReally

KB5063878 doesn't cause SSD failures - that's what MS Copilot said so it must be true.

#ai #aislop #aifail #ms #microsoft #truestory #notreally

I'm here to kiss boys and kiss girls and I'm all out of nothing

-Dick Kickem, BIPANcon

@aurisc4
Base 13.
#HHGG #H2G2 #42
#HopeThisHelps #maths
#NotReally :-)

Have you ever had to visit London, UK?
You could be entitled to compensation!

#NotReally #Goof

SONY has made the difficult decision to increase the prices of the PS5 series. They will now flog themselves in the corner as penitence.

#NotReally #PS5

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/08/sony-joins-xbox-and-nintendo-in-hiking-playstation-5-prices-in-the-us/

Most of the roughage I get comes from the capsules around Tylenol pills.

The rest comes from grinding pill bottle caps with my TEETH.

#NotReally

A Braveheart reference was not what I expected from the Freakier Friday movie 🤣 🍿 …..it was really fun though!
#FreakierFridaySpoilers #notreally